Given the Grumpy Gay music theme is an ode to the indomitable early Madonna, the Grumpy Gays have temporarily renamed this segment in her honour! Matt, Helen and Doug question the value of a £22,000 dessert being served up in the Lakes District. Maybe the diamond included with the dessert might be worth that much if it indeed passed through Madonna!

A BIG welcome from The Grays and the Angry Gay Man this week. Apparently Matt has been causing a commotion involving the fire brigade, an oven and a pizza box. Miss Trilly be damned, Mr Gray was going to check out those firies with or without her!

The AGM, Randy McRant (also known as Gold Star Doug) believes he is doing a community service by telling the world that he is NOT ready. Not ready for what,? Well you may ask! For his female friends to be making their way into their more mature years. Yes, the AGM can turn every situation, sapphic or otherwise, into being about HIM!

Not so Sapphic in nature but Mr Gray is desperate to make a deposit in Room 666 because his bank balance is looking…a little desperate (kind of like him!) So off he goes and he has internet shopping firmly in his sites. Will he be allowed to make such a significant  deposit. Not if Helen and Doug have anything to do with it!

A demure glove slap to the face…a gauntlet has been thrown. Mrs Gray is challenging Matt and Doug to the first (and perhaps last) Grumpy Gays Sapphic Survey. Let’s face it, expectations are not high…actually they are pretty low but Helen is going to persist. In the name of the sisterhood, I am woman…hear me ROAR!

After weeks, neigh months of being caught between two gays and an iso place, Mrs Gray is unfurling her luscious, lesbionic lustre and has taken over this week’s edition. Welcome to the Grumpy Gays (plus one) an Ode to Sapphic Love. Once again the AGM has infiltrated his way into Mr Gray’s den of iniquity with the offer of a salmon mouse and so discussions this week kick off with Mrs Gray paying homage to lovely Miss Melbourne in all her sapphic glory!

The AGM has done it! He has gone down the rabbit hole (figuratively not literally) and has a few issues with the new offer of free premium access to some of the interminet’s more ‘adult’ sites. Don’t do it Doug search terms such as pot of jack will just end in tears.

Mr Gray is demanding action from good old Beelzebub and when he is in this sort of state, nothing is going to stop him. As he traverses the nine levels of hell, dragging Doug and Helen along for the ride, will THOSE apps finally find their rightful place in hell? All will be revealed in this not so sexy sex edition of Room 666.

The Grays have once again been called upon to deliver some sage advice to a Grumpster in need of assistance. Mr Gray may already know Chunky in a more, shall we say, personal sense but for Mrs Gray and AGM this  ‘cry for help’ is a little…perplexing. Grab a kit-kat Grumpsters because this is going to be an interesting break!

Close your ears any precious Grumpsters out there who may be easily offended (but let’s face it if you were you wouldn’t be listening to The Grays!). We are slowly coming out of iso and it’s time cast off our sexual constraints. The Grumpy Gray,s in their own very unique way, are paying homage to those risque days of old with the Grumpy Gays Sex Edition! They are off to a cracking start. The Grumpy Grays and erotic fiction? Erotically hold on to your pickles people, we’re in for a bumpy grumpy ride.