In spite or is that despite his uninvited bathroom guest, Mr Gray is in a positive mood and it would appear that the Marvelous Miss Melbourne will be the beneficiary of his benefaction! Miss Melbourne gets a gold start this week and it’s all because of Joy 94.9.

Admittedly Mrs Gray is coping much better with self-iso than…well 99% of the human race but the grand old U S of A is really a law unto itself. “I need a haricut” “Let my people golf”. The madness of the world has come into stark focus and The Grays and AGM are a little perplexed.

Something is NQR in the House of Grump this week. It may be Joy 94.9’s magnificent annual Radiothon and The Grays have bunkered down (you will have to excuse the pun, it has been a long year!) and are doing their little gay bit but who pray tell is scratching around in Miss Trilly’s kitty litter?

The Grumpy Gays resident Angry Gay Man is questioning how, in tough times, the world has become an expert on 1.5 meters. Actually, how is it, certain people can lay claim to being experts on anything. Fingering Food? Standing in the aisles. Suddenly personal space is a highly prized commodity.

Mr Gray is struggling with the joys of daytime television or television in general really. This is clearly evident in the fact that the Greys will, for the first time, traverse all nine levels of hell and make their way to Satan’s lair to deposit daytime television in Room 666. Will Beelzebub be able to drag himself away from buying his new bambillo pillow to allow the Grumps to enter? Stay tuned to find out.

The Grays introduce a new segment this week focused on the one thing we cannot currently do…travel. But this is travel with a Grumpy Gay twist. Think Grand Canaria, the British Gay equivalent of Benidorm. Dorris and her travel tips. And let’s not forget the Swedish Swingers! Oh Mr Gray…really?

Mrs Gray appears to be reveling in her trial separation from Mr Gray as is evident from her upbeat welcome! Even more that that, she is positively complimentary when exploring the mad mad mad mad world of bog roll cakes in downtown Helsinki.

The Grumpy Gays resident Angry Gay Man is on the war path. On a joyful bikesolation journey recently, the silence of the city was disrupted by a Street Preacher with a megaphone…oh no!

Talking in ultimatums! Forced joviality. Mr and Mrs Gray have had enough of forced and fake emotions. From good old Gwyny’s Oscar Winning, gag inducing speech to being forced to celebrate New Year’s Eve, the Grumps are going to make sure Beelzebub welcome them and forced joviality to Room 666.

Mr Grey has completely lost the plot whilst in self-iso with Miss Trilly. In a noise pollution death match with his Finnish Death Metal playing neighbour, the Grumps explore Miss Melbourne’s love of noise pollution.