The Grumpy Gays kick off this week’s episode with a health dose of witticisms. Their target? Celebrities in isolation in this new segment aptly titled EGO PORN.

The Grumpy Gays very own resident Angry Gay Man or AGM as he likes to call himself, Randy McRant (or Doug as we know him) will hence forth be know as Sugar Daddy. Helloooo Daddy…GRRRRR.

Grandpa and Grandma Gray or Nana and Pops Beige they know how to spin a good old yarn! But bugger us grumpy if they don’t say the darnedest things!

She’s off the naughty step but oh boy has Miss Melbourne got her mean girl on! It’s Little Miss Pretentiousness this week and Mr Gray is not having any of it!

After a week getting the Grumpy Gay Bunker sorted, Mr and Mrs Gray are back.  But just how far do we Grumpsters need to dumb down to make sure people play nice with others and share their toys? The Grumpy Gays have a few thoughts!

The Grumpy Gays very own resident Angry Gay Man or AGM as he likes to call himself, Randy McRant (or Doug as we know him) is back and deigned to call The Grays for their weekly catch-up. Oh and how we have missed that voice! Or have we?

With The Grays star obviously on the rise, more of our little Grumpsters are reaching out for some sage Grumpy Gray advice. In our new segment, Dear Grumpy Gray, the Royalty of grumpy gayness, the Queen of Cantankerousness and the Marquis of Malay deliver some real world advice to a newly minted gay who goes by the name of scared and confused.

It’s Mrs Gray turn this week to try and take a tumble through the 9 circles of hell and see if she can make a deposit in Room 666. Greed, stupidity, a’holes and a new spectator blood sport that Mrs Gray is taking an increasing interest in…Real Estate Auctions. Will that little devil, Mephistopheles allow her latest pet hate to be deposited?

Miss Melbourne has been placed in a time out by Mr Gray to give her some much needed time to think about her actions! So this week, The Grays are taking a stroll through the somewhat sticky aisles of cheapies. From a Myer catalogue to the forbidden section of the local Block Buster the Grays reminisce about the lost art of skulking. But beware..who knew there were two Samantha Foxes gracing this world!

The Grays aren’t not talking about a tasty coffee scroll here people. The madness that has gripped the land down under…down under. Poo paper has become more precious than anything else in this mad mad mad mad world!