The Grumpy Gays very own resident Angry Gay Man or AGM as he likes to call himself, Randy McRant (or Doug as we know him) isn’t back and hasn’t deigned to call The Grays for their weekly catch-up. So it is farewell and adieu until next week.

Mrs Gray there seems to be a theme running through our eejits of the week. What does lent, veggie burgers and the road to Damascus have to do with this week’s Grumpy Gay Eejit?

The Hunchback of Nostradamus. Everythink is going wrong! Mr Gray wants to know who Pat is and why she is not down with this conversation.

Mr Gray reignites that age old debate Sydney v Melbourne in the the forest of broken dreams. A kookaburra in an old gum tree. An art teacher with issues. Melbourne 2 out of 10…very good.

A bone china set of Ninny Barnes. A lovely piece of Lladro from Nana Dulcie. Perhaps Uncle Bob’s Eureka Stockade Flag Tattooed piece of skin under glass for all eternity? Mr and Mrs Grey have a few no nos about mementos.

Ranty is still AWOL and the Grays are missing his curmudgeonly carping. Perhaps he will grace the Grumps with his presence next week?

Yet another god botherer vying for the Eejit Hall of Fame. Isn’t there supposed to be something called separation of church and State?

Mrs Gray is simply not having it! She is willing to take on Dante, Lucifer and any other individual to ensure Melbourne Drivers are placed in Room 666 for all eternity.

Mr Grey is off on another quest this week in his attempts to re-educate Miss Melbourne. Unfortunately, Miss Melbourne is not helping her cause. Another bike scheme Miss Melbourne…seriously?

The Grays discuss an particularly worrying media report out of Japan. Living in the closet is being taken to a whole new level.