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We're naked and afraid this week! Well, one of us is. Elon Musk's rocket exploded and Grimes missed out on her trip to space, Alec Baldwin is more free than ever, Tiffany Haddish leaves Twitter after posting a Tweet in support of Jonathan Majors, Matt Walsh was hacked, and Meghan Trainor got a little too excited podcasting with Trisha Paytas and alienated her main fanbase: teachers and the literal children they teach.

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Musk rocket explodes calling it a “rapid unscheduled disassembly”.

Grimes says she’s going to space

Megan Trainor says "fuck teachers"

Alec Baldwin cleared of all charges

Celebrities who kept their blue checks and who is paying for Twitter Blue

The Hacker Who Hijacked Matt Walsh’s Twitter Was Just ‘Bored’

Wired journalist banned from Twitter for reporting on the hack

Tiffany Haddish being shady re Jonathan Majors

Mr. Beast stands up for Chris Tyson, a member of his team who recently shared that they’re taking HRT

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Siblings who attended the @taylorswift13 concert at @nrgpark Friday night ran into car trouble on the way home. A suspected drunk driver hit and killed 20 y/o Jacob Lewis as he was trying to push their car off the shoulder of Hwy 59. (1/2)

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Tiffany's back and we missed each other so much that we couldn't shut up! After catching up on episode three of Succession, we get straight in to the news. Angus Cloud's former manager posted a grossly invasive Twitter thread ~22 Tweets long (and counting) and even Sam Lufti was disgusted, Tom Sandoval brought Scandoval to Howie Mandel's podcast and alienated even more people, and Tiff takes us on a detailed journey of a Vanity Fair longread about how a rogue Murdoch family member has been spilling family secrets to the writers of Succession.

Find the two stories we cut for time (Dave Portnoy in Europe and the Pentagon documents that were leaked on a Minecraft Discord server) on 4/18 and 4/20 on our Patreon.

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Tweet with screenshot of the Brian Cox’s interview where he suggests Conner Roy has autism

Angus Cloud’s former manager Diomi shares and then deletes a Gofund me 

Even Sam Lufti asks ‘who does that to someone?’ 

‘Euphoria’ Star Angus Cloud Faces Sexual Assault Allegations

Tweet with picture of the dog Angus made for Diomi in rehab and caption from the removed GoFundMe

Tom Sandoval on Howie Mandel Does Stuff

Recap of Tom Sandoval’s appearance on Howie Mandel’s podcast

“There’s two things that happened here. The ending of a relationship and the affair.”

The day Ariana found out about Tom’s affair, she asked him about fertilizing her frozen eggs

Howie is practically cancelled for being too nice to Tom and justifying his affair

“Your sexual experience with me would be like a 19-year-old doing it for like, the second time.”

Raquel Leviss is in mental health treatment

Jerry Hall agreed to not sell stories to succession writers and other explosive Murdoch tea (long read from Vanity Fair)

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Florida Teacher runs classroom baby fight club 

A Viral Snoopy Fancam Editor Revealed Why She Was Grounded From TikTok, And Responded To The Malala Fund’s Comment About It Being “The Worst News Of The Day” 

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An Irish Lad trying to flirt at a bar

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DROP EVERYTHING NOW! Nicholas Braun (Cousin Greg from Succession) is accused of being predatory with minors, Taylor Swift's fans react to the news of Taylor Swift splitting up with Joe Alwyn a few weeks ago, Kanye West's school is being sued by former teachers, the world watched the Barbie trailer, The Pope is fine with Grindr, and Ben Affleck is surprisingly good at Spanish.

This week, Molly's joined by her friend Krista Xavier (her regular AND spicy linktree is here) while Tiffany is sending her own lil Paddington back home to Lucky's United States of America.

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The Pope approves dating apps

Kanye’s Donda Academy sued for only feeding students fish and locking them behind doors from the outside 

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn break up after six years

CDAN Blind Item #5 from 4/9/2023

Clip of Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish goes viral

Ben Affleck improved his Spanish so he could be better at it than his daughter

The Barbie movie trailer has dropped

Molly’s Barbie meme @molls

Barbie Selfie Generator

TikTok from StvSpielberg, who was only 16 when 25-year-old Nicholas Braun attempted to sleep with her at Coachella

Nicholas Braun (Cousin Greg) accused of statutory rape and flirting with multiple minors (thread full of Reddit stories and other casual “evidence” of his pattern with women)

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Chris Tyson from Mr. Beast confirms his gender non-conforming status and that he’s been on HRT for two months

AITA because I brought a bottle of ranch dressing into a restaurant?

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Couples grinding to pop songs, filthy wedding vows, vigorous sex routines, Elon's strange attempt at friendship, a slaughtered goat, and Blac Chyna reclaiming her birth name, Angela White.

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Couple goes viral for grinding at Taylor Swift Eras Tour Concert 

Blac Chyna reintroduces herself to the world as Angela White in Forbes interview 

Tokyo Tony mocks Blac Chyna for dissolving her filler and removing her implants

Elon is trying to make friends with Halli, the disabled Twitter employee he hired

Gross wedding vows go viral

A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson.

Trump's latest video is just an exhaustive breakdown of all of his crimes

MAGA crowd reposts image of Trump with Charles Manson, mistaking Manson for Jesus

Woman says she intends to make her man “nut” at least six times a day

Freed Andrew Tate says he has 'absolute clarity of thought' after house arrest release from jail in strange topless video of him pacing backwards and forward smoking a cigar in his home

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No Jumper, a podcast that built a following by covering hip-hop and Black culture, is now using its platform to embrace white nationalists and neo-Nazis

r/marvelstudios reacts to texts released by Jonathan Majors’ girlfriend

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Gwyneth Paltrow was grilled in court about her friendship with Taylor Swift, Twitter's plans to remove blue checkmarks was revealed, North West is launching a skincare line, Kanye's odd "apology" (feat. Jonha Hill), the SEC is taking tons of stars to court, and Reddit may have given us a more realistic timeline for the Scandoval mess.

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Kanye West returns to Instagram to say that he “likes Jewish people again” after watching Jonah Hill in ‘21 Jump Street.’

NORTH WEST PREPPING FOR NEW SKIN CARE & TOY LINES

Twitter announces it’s retiring “legacy check marks” on April 1st

Twitter Blue now allows you to turn your Blue Checks off

Smashmouth hacked in celebrity Twitter Macbook scam

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Full Testimony in Ski Accident Case

For Some Strange Reason, Gwyneth Paltrow Was Grilled About Taylor Swift In Court

Gwyneth compliments the prosecutor’s heels

SEC suing Lindsay Lohan, Jake Paul, Soulja Boy, Lil Yachty, Ne-Yo, Akon and Michele Mason for promoting fraudulent crypto.

Scandoval Timeline: A Theory

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TikToker maddiemad05 and her roommate explain that a 48 year old man is living in their student housing and bossing them around

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The Eras Tour kicked off in Swiftie City, Diplo cops to getting a beej from a dude, Gwyneth Paltrow went viral after revealing what she eats in a day, we're finally admitting JustPearlyThings exists, Trump is probably getting arrested, Emma Chamberlain is selling a thank you DM for $10,000, and Tiffany's husband Billi share his Twilight review.

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Our bonus episode about the 5th 9/11 plane and Billi's experience in Manhattan that day will be live on Patreon 3/20

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Diplo tells Emrata that he’s definitely gotten head from a man, but not in a gay way 

Emma Chamberlain selling IG ‘Thank you’ DMs for 10K

EXCLUSIVE: Hollywood country club wife names tennis pro mistress in letter to members

Taylor Swift Eras Tour set list

It seems like Taylor is going to switch up her “not a lot going on at the moment” t-shirt each time she performs “22”

John Mulaney’s ex-wife Annamarie Tendler posts a TikTok saying that the “Tolerate It” set design looks like a ripoff of her work. The video was quickly deleted and she’s now claiming this was meant to be a joke

Hannah Pearl Davis aka justpearlythings was called out by her former friend.

Best friend not sure she entirely believes her own words

Clip from Gwyneth Paltrow's interview with her doctor via Dear Media

Recording a podcast with an IV

Gwyneth does an AMA on her IG after her diet went viral, blames Long Covid

NHS boss urges caution over star's long Covid regime

Donald Trump Says he’ll be arrested on Tuesday, calls on people to protest

Justice For All

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Family Vlogger Hayim Cohen (Our Unique Family) is being accused of sexual abuse against his adopted children, beating them, and faking his illness.

BlindSkinnedBeauty Podcast clip from alleged victim 

Adam22 of the No Jumper podcast is confronted by Official Perv Busters on live stream about his alleged sexual encounters with a teenage girl

Co-hosts leave podcast after serious allegations

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Teen Vogue ran a piece about a family vlogger kid who was traumatized by her upbringing, Avril Lavigne left ModSun for Tyga, Oscar gift bags included a piece of Australia, Texas' legislation against trans people has reached a new low, and a woman ditches her date over a $3 piece of cheese

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Patreon episode with all the Scandoval updates from last week with Christina Cocca

Cara Delivigne opens up about sobriety and healing

Oscar gift bags include a piece of land in Australia 

Vintage photos of celebrities at gifting suites 

AVRIL LAVIGNE KISSES TYGA IN PARIS ... Romance Confirmed?!?

Did Avril Lavigne CHEAT on MOD SUN with TYGA?! PSYCHIC READING

Woman leaves Hinge date after man refuses to pay $3 for a slice of cheese

His response

Follow up

Texas just introduced a bill that will create bounty hunters for drag queens and trans people. They will pay an individual 5,000 to go find and press charges against drag queens and trans people who perform in public spaces

TERFs cannot help themselves and verbally berate a trans woman minding her own business eating her dinner. Genuinely deranged behavior

YouTube star who went viral as a toddler talks about the resentment she feels toward her parents (Teen Vogue article)

Cam aka Soft Scorpio testifies

Tati vs Britney Dick & Cock Remix

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Emotionally Abusive Narcissists Will Lose Their Minds IF Empaths Do These 10 Things

Man celebrates 5 years of working at Taco Bell

Etsy moms affected by SVB bank

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WE LOVE YOU, ARIANA!!! Before we get in to the utterly disturbing Vanderpump Rules info that was shat in our laps on Friday, Molls and Tiff celebrate the one year anniversary of the Womblands saga, explore the rumors about Ice Spice and Pete Davidson dating (they're not), Meghan and Harry's eviction from Buckingham Palace grounds, and Tiffany's favorite UK live streamer's trip to the mental hospital after her DV arrest.

We had to cut segments about New York Magazine's Ozempic story (major TW) and Chris Rock's first statements about Will & Jada since the slap for time, but you can find them on our Patreon

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Womblands turns one

Our Womblands episode from 2022

False rumor that Pete Davidson is dating Ice Spice took over Twitter

King Charles told Harry & Meghan to vacate Frogmore Cottage so Prince Andrew can move in

Inside Frogmore Cottage

All of Chelsea Lee Art's catchphrases in one place

Chelsea attacks boyfriend on live (Trigger warning DV)

People are live streaming her through her hospital window

TOM SANDOVAL & ARIANA MADIX CALL IT QUITS … Allegations He Cheated With Costar Raquel Leviss

TikTok creator CoccaCocca’s breakdown of the Sandoval and Raquel affair

Tom attended a beauty pageant Raquel was in in April 2022 and thanked a woman who complimented her beauty

Scheana allegedly punched Raquel after they appeared on WWHL, leaving her with a black eye 

Raquel’s sister possibly confirms this in a Twitter exchange with Surver Charli

Scheana shows up with Katie and Kristen to support Ariana, seemingly has bruised knuckles

Bravo has possibly been including Easter Eggs about the affair. This pile of jewelry was in a clip of Schwartz new bachelor pad. Fans speculate Sandoval may have been using his apartment to carry out the affair

Schwartz has been answering questions about his supposed fling with Raquel (with Sandoval right next to him) for months

Fan-made PowerPoint to explain the Tom/Ariana/Raquel affair and the overall messiness/overlap within the group

Ariana finds out about Tom’s affair at his band’s show

VPR Relationship overlap flow chart

Raquel’s friend comes in to the Vanderpump Rules Reddit to share some more details about their affair

Tom’s lightening bolt necklace was made by their friend Kyle Chan

Schwartz & Sandy’s made an official statement on their IG page

Sandoval makes a public apology to the fans and asks them to leave his restaurant employees alone

Schwartz & Sandy’s co-owner Greg is actively responding to comments on the restaurant’s IG page

A fan paints over Tom on the cover and of Fancy AF cocktails

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Patrick Somrs posts receipts to his IG about another affair Tom was having with a woman named Julia. He apparently told Julia he wanted to marry her and made her have an abortion (Patrick’s reliability is being questioned)

Tom allegedly was all over yet another woman at the after party for his Tom Sandoval & The Most Extras in Anaheim the day after news of the affair broke

At the time of recording, there have been 6 megathreads on r/BravoRealHousewives

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Super cut edit of transphobes talking to their city councils

Prince Harry says psychedelics are ‘fundamental’ part of his life

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The girls are fighting! The ongoing drama between Justin Bieber's wife and his ex-girlfriend, Selena Gomez continues, a young Karen is facing big consequences for her racist tirade, known shitty ex-boyfriend Curtis reunites with his ex at Mardi Gras, Idaho may be bringing back the death penalty, a British person might have to talk to their co-worker on the way home, and a Florida defense attorney may be able to use the state's laws regarding unborn babies to get his client off the hook.

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Sophia Rosing, a University of Kentucky student who went viral for her racial tirade on a fellow student, has been indicted onl six counts. She faces 10-13 years in prison.

NY Post details Sophia Rosing’s charges

Idaho is trying to bring back firing squads for death row inmates. Is this related to Brian Kohberger?

Girl who put her ex-boyfriend Curtis on blast sees him at Mardi Gras

Original video of bbyyygrace exposing Curtis 

Selena Gomez announces a break from social media after she’d left comments on TikTok videos defending Taylor Swift and attacking Hailey Bieber

Selena commented on a 7 year old TikTok of Hailey Bieber before deleting her account.

Are we witnessing a war amongst the girlies?

Pregnant prisoner demands unborn baby be released from jail as she awaits murder trial

British Problems Subreddit has a conundrum for introverts everywhere

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Distributor, newspapers drop 'Dilbert' comic strip after creator's racist rant

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Roseanne's Fox Nation stand-up special, Caroline Calloway and Audrey Peters' responses to their Reddit snarkers, a body being found in the water where Nicola Bulley went missing, Tubi's Super Bowl ad and why it sucked, and the possible reemergence of something that feels like HQ Trivia.

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Nicola Bulley update

Nicola Bulley: Lancashire Police find body in River Wyre

How can alcohol affect you during menopause?

Tubi/DV

Tubi Super Bowl ad gets backlash for their “prank” ad

NFL Losses Are Associated With Increased Domestic Violence

A Super Bowl ad left viewers yelling for their remotes. Here's why

“I broke up with my boyfriend over the Tubi Super Bowl commercial” - viral Reddit post

TikTokers address Reddit

Audrey Peters has photoshop fail, owns it, and says Reddit snark posts have driven her FaceTune more

Designer Haley Peacock also addresses how “snark” quickly evolves to act as bad or worse than the influencers are snarking on

How we are all becoming our own PR

Caroline Calloway calls her haters

Caroline Calloway Vice Documentary

TikTok’s version of HQ Trivia

Tiktok Trivia Game goes live for US users on February 22nd. Sign up here. 

Molly’s code: CI81984388

HQties Are No More — The Rise and Fall of HQ Trivia

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Letterboxed reviewer is watching every movie ever made

Someone is watching and rating every single film made on LetterBoxed

Girl believes she is missing child Madeline McCann

Instagram gets just under half a million followers in 5 days

Prime 

Logan Paul reveals that his energy drink Prime made $110,000,000 in net sales in 2022. It’s made $45,000,000 just in January 2023

Short, nude nails are trending

the costal grandma aesthetic girl put short nails in her 2023 trend predictions

.basic.hannah. shares her favorite “vanilla girl” nail colors for 2023

AI news

People’s AI girlfriends are starting to reject them

Microsoft / Bing AI is already having an existential crisis

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