Halfsies

Peacock's Casey Anthony documentary has Molly and Tiffany questioning if there's more to the case than we know, Noodles The Bones Day Pug has passed away, Kanye West had three hour guest spot on InfoWars into a chaotic, antisemitic nightmare that left even Alex Jones blushing and Cocaine Bear is not only based on a true story, it might be the film that finally unites us all.

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ABC releases a documentary about Taylor Swift and Ticketmaster

Noodle The Bones Day Pug Passed Away at 14

Yes, the viral ‘Cocaine Bear’ movie is based on a true story (kinda)

Putin falls down stairs and ‘soils himself’

Kanye West goes on InfoWars for 3 hours, says he loves Hitler and the Nazis Get Too Much Shit

Kanye West’s Massive Reddit Page Overtaken By Taylor Swift Appreciation, Holocaust Awareness Content as Fans Abandon Him

Kanye booted Milo from his campaign

YE24 merch being sold on eBay 

Company runs a promo called ‘Yeezy Come Yeezy Go’ offering free laser removal on Ye tattoos

Revisiting Casey Anthony: Proof George is Lying? 

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Doughbriks was not ready to open - Swell Entertainment

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This week we're stuffing y'all with our 2023 predictions podcast, which we recorded before the holiday last week. (BTW, did you have a good time?) Tiff and Molls each made 23 predictions. Let's see how hard Tiff kicks Molly's ass this year.

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Is it ableist to make chili for your neighbor? Did you survive the The Eras Tour presale? Is Bela Delgado for real right now?

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Buying Taylor Swift Tickets

Molly got the Ticketmaster Verified Fan email

Ticketmaster repeatedly crashed, people waited 7+ hours

Pre-sale on the West Coast was moved to 3pm

Scalpers start putting tickets up on resale sites. The prices are over $30k

Molly got three nosebleeds

Ticketmaster announced after the Capital One sale that tickets were sold out completely

The math isn’t mathing — a breakdown from ChampagneFolkie on TikTok

Taylor makes a statement 24 hours later 

Ticketmaster tries to explain what happened and apologized to Taylor

Bela Delgado tries to cancel Julia Fox 

Stitch with the original video

Bela Delgado goes private and apologises 

Julia is unbothered and making banana bread

A woman made chilli for neighbours and outraged ensued

Washington Post 

Giving chilli to neighbours is ableist 

“One of the people relating “offering chili to your neighbor” as a consent violation akin to pushing someone’s wheelchair without asking is a landlord trying to wiggle their way into their tenants potential polycule.”

Musk / Twitter / Trump 

Elon lifts Trump’s Twitter ban

Twitter staff count down to their firing

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The Great Online Toaster Hoax

BBC News Report

Dr Not a Doctor reports

Actual toaster origin story

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This week we warmed up off the pod with an hour-long bonus episode about the Deji vs. Mayweather fight that's on the Patreon, so don't be thrown by how *extra toasty* we are. Stories this week: David Dobrik's restaurant has already been defaced, Pete Davidson was edited out of The Kardashians, AITA kicks off holiday season, and Twitter's new CEO is helping tank stocks.

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Tate V Jake

Jake tweets not so cryptic ‘negotiations’ tweet and squares up with Tate

Jake Paul was supposed to commentate on the latest Tommy Fury fight, abuses him instead

Doughbrik’s vandalized 

David Dobrik’s pizza shop, Doughbrik’s, is vandalized. The Vlog Squad arrived to cover it with a tarp

The “rapist” graffiti has still not been removed from Doughbrik’s 

Doughbrik’s logo looks a lot like Jolibee logo

Doughbrik’s merch is not size inclusive

Pete Delete

Pete Davidson completely edited out of the scene on The Kardashians where Kim tries on Marilyn’s gown at Ripley’s

AITA

AITA for canceling the plans for Thanksgiving after my parents called my brother’s baby their first grandchild? (Let’s read this one because it was the top of the week)

Chaos on the stock market

Twitter Blue isn’t going so well for brands (NY Times)

Wipes a few billion off the charts for Lockheed Martin

Debunking (possibly) the blue check stock market crash theory

Doja Cat Vs Elon Musk

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Tom Brady is on a trip with AltCoin Daily and he looks like shit

AITA for telling my wife she can stay home this Thanksgiving

Aaron Carter’s friend spoke to ET about his final days 

Aaron Carter passed without a will in place, his son will inherit whatever was in his estate

Aaron Carter’s death has now become conspiracy fodder

Some think that Aaron was sacrificed by the Illuminati

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Selena Gomez may have burned a bridge with her kidney donor, Aaron Carter passed away at age 34, Rihanna put Johnny Depp in her Savage X Fenty show, Bella Poarch is divorcing her secret husband, and Elon Musk is following through on his promise to ruin Twitter.

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Maybe we’re all Try Guys?

Reddit Post

Rihanna’s Cancelled

Rihanna fans call for boycott of Savage x Fenty over Depp cameo

Bella Poarch

TikToker Bella Poarch Files For Divorce from Secret Husband Tyler Poarch

Aaron Carter dies aged 34

Aaron Carter Dead at 34

Hillary Duff posts a tribute to Aaron

Nick Carter’s tribute to his brother

Aaron’s last interview: Aaron Carter on Kanye’s Cancellation, Johnny Depp, His Personal Life & More (No Jumper Podcast)

Francia and Selena

Francis Raina finds out that Selena Gomez calls Taylor Swift her “only friend in the industry, comments on e! News post, and unfollows Selena

Musk / Twitter layoffs and a bad first week at work 

Elon posts rumors about Paul Pelosi, factchecked by his own platform

Jack Dorsey says sorry.

Former COO walks out 

Advertisers leaving en mass, Brianna Wu breaks it down

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Zoey 101 Actress Alexa Nikolas Gets Vulnerable About Dan Schneider | Episode 34

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Madonna might have done poppers on TikTok Live, Paul Pelosi was attacked by an extremist looking for his wife, David Dobrik launched a pizza chain, Kanye got banned from pretty much everywhere, there was an arrest made in Delphi, and THE WORST BRIDESMAID SPEECH EVER.

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Dobrik

David Dobrik names Natalie Mariduena the President of David Dobrik LLC 

David surprises his friends with Doughbrik’s

Kanye

Vogue/Anna Winter cut ties with Kanye

Johnny Depp’s lawyer, Camille Vasquez, drops Kanye as a client after he refuses to apologize for antisemitic comments

ADIDAS drops Kanye

Kanye shows up to Sketchers HQ and is immediately asked to leave

T.J. Maxx cuts ties with Kanye

Peloton will no longer play Kanye’s music

Texas A&M will no longer play “Power” as a pregame hype song 

Kanye gives another disturbing interview, says he relates to George Floyd having a knee on his neck

The creator of ‘Entourage’ says Kanye is dangerous

Welcome to Hell Elon

Madonna 

Madonna appears to do poppers on TikTok live

Madonna maybe also did a bump on live? 

Paul Pelosi

Huge breaking news: The assailant who attacked Paul Pelosi in his San Francisco home reportedly shouted "Where is Nancy, where is Nancy?" before attacking him with a hammer, per CNN's

Elon responds to Hillary Clinton on Twitter saying Paul Pelosi was probably drunk and with a gay stripper

“Three days after Elon Musk purchased Twitter, he posted baseless allegations about the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul Pelosi. The tweet on Sunday raised questions about how, or if, Musk will combat misinformation and hate speech on the platform.” (NYT) 

Bridesmaid 

Worst Bridesmaids Speech Ever goes viral on TikTok

Delphi

Police to announce arrest in Delphi murders Monday, suspect identified

Arrest of Richard “Ricky” Allen made in Delphi Murders aka “The Snapchat Murders - 5 Fast Facts

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Guys troll the press outside of Twitter HQ pretending to be employees who were just laid off by Elon 

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Jason Suidekis threw himself under the wheels of Olivia Wilde's SUV so she couldn't bring Harry Styles a salad, James Cordon's getting the Ellen treatment, Ned from Try Guys was caught having sex in Hancock Park, and making out with your sick emu is really bad.

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Cordon

James Cordon banned from Balthazar

We Made James Corden’s Egg Yolk Omelet And We’ve Got Some Notes

James Cordon retracts the apology and gets more backlash

The infamous Popbitch post about the plane

Corden’s Infamous AMA

James Corden Vs Patrick Stewart

Try Guys

Ned from Try Guys’ car was spotted in Hancock Park in May 2022. Someone posted to Nextdoor that they saw two adults fornicating in the Tesla at 5:45pm.

Jason/Olivia

EXCLUSIVE: 'She's a mess, a deeply hurting mess.' Jason Sudeikis' angsty texts to former nanny reveal his concern for Olivia Wilde - writing that his estranged fiancé was 'not living in the real world'

VANISHED Daily Mail VIDEO of EX-NANNY to Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis TELLING ALL RESURFACES 

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis hit out at ex-nanny's 'false and scurrilous' claims about their break-up after she said the Ted Lasso star was blind-sided when she dumped him

OLIVIA WILDE POSTS 'SPECIAL' SALAD DRESSING RECIPE ... Amid Nanny Claims

Emu Farm Girl may start the next pandemic

Neolithic Sheep on Twitter breaks it down

Taylor Blake kissing a sick emu

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Bethenny Frankel is attacking small TikTokers with cease and desist letters for telling the truth about her, Kanye West somehow manages to reach a new low, climate change protesters threw prison soup at a Van Gogh, TikTok is ripping of Syrian refugees and other tids and bits.

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Soup Art Destruction

Just Stop Oil protesters throw soup at Van Gogh’s sunflowers

TikTok goes nuts over Getty conspiracy

Kanye

Watch the Disturbing Kanye Interview Clips That Tucker Carlson Didn’t Put on Air

Alex Jones to pay $960 million to Sandy Hook victim’s families

Andrew Callaghan interviews Alex Jones (00:00 - 1:30)

Alex Jones yells at an Alexa

Recruiters are going into Syrian refugee camps and giving families phones to beg for gifts on live, TikTok is taking 70%

BBC News report

Bethenny Frankel Vs Meredith Lynch (Vs Bunny Barbie Vs Heather McDonald)

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Mikayla Chucky Crossover

People are coming for Mama Tot

Reddit user Indigomoonz sounds off in the comments

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Kanye reached a new low on social media this week, the FBI files about Brad Pitt and Angelina's mile high flight were unsealed, The Try Guys got roasted on SNL, Taylor Swift has officially crossed the Gaylors, and Paris Hilton responded to a man who robbed her.

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Try Guys SNL

Try Guys roasted on SNL

People are theorizing that Ned had his friends at SNL write the sketch 

Keith’s wife tweeted about Ned having friends at SNL

The Try Guys updated their cut and paste description with both Alex and Ned removed

Kanye 

Twitter deleted anti-semitic tweet from Kanye West and temporarily suspended his account

Instagram also restricts his account

Backup account for deleted posts 

Jolie / Pitt plane details made public

Details of the FBI investigation and the ongoing lawsuit

TJ Miller

TJ Miller says he won’t be in Deadpool 3, doesn’t understand why Ryan Reynolds hates him

Gaylor community implodes after Taylor posts an IG Reel

MelodyHaze unpacks the “Lavender Haze” drama

Guy confesses to robbing Paris Hilton on TikTok, she finds the video and responds

Paris (silently) responds

AsapSCIENCE responds to her response

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Meta gets rid of internship program because Mark Zuckerberg is a broke bitch

Banks stand to lose at least $500m if they fund Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover

Linemen/Bucket Bunny/Hurricane Ira drama explained

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Ned from The Try Guys cheated on his wife with an employee, Marjorie Taylor Greene's sex guru and a guy named TrackSuitDusty might be our villains of the year, we might finally know Kyle's baby name, and the chess world is being rocked by a possible butt plug situation.

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Ned and the Try Guys

Summary and timeline of everything so far 

Former social media employee quits and makes not so cryptic TikTok

Ex Buzzfeed employees react to the news

Jilted Bride had her own wedding anyway

News article

Kayley’s viral Lizzo moment

The cheating scandal rocking the chess world 

Charlie Lewin breaks it down

Magnus Carlsen officially makes an accusation

The complexity of cheating at chess

Chuck Tingle Wordle

MTG and the sex guru live?

Majorie Taylor Greene’s husband files for divorce

TrackSuitDusty claims he’s putting on a show with MTG’s sex guru 

TrackSuitDusty explains his plan for this live show a little more

Kylie’s Baby Name

Juuls may have cracked code

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