Get ready for a wild ride as The Rizzuto Show digs into some of the most bizarre headlines that’ll make you question reality. From a man who discovered a giant knife lodged in his chest after eight years to a woman who called the cops on herself after twisting her husband's junk to the point of popping - you can’t make this stuff up! Grab your headphones and go for a spin with us, as Rizz gets ready for a big birthday weekend!

Show Notes:

• St. Louis says goodbye to alley recycling, starting now
• F-15 Ride-Along Passenger Accidentally Ejects While On The Ground
• Christian Group Raising Money to Destroy 'Demonic' Lababu Doll
• Man complains of sore nipple only for docs to find giant KNIFE had been lodged in his chest for eight years
• Man left bloody as wife twists testicles in bed then calls the cops on herself
• “More failure”: This teacher is translating bad Chinese tattoos and everyone’s losing it
• Man Blows Off Own Arm With Grenade Trying To Stop Car Thieves In Florence
• Ex-Letter Carrier from South Bay Pleads Guilty to Stealing Mail
• 2 teens arrested after allegedly taking R subway train in Queens for joyride
• Naked man caught near Norfolk with drugs and stolen motorcycle
• Oklahoma Man Gets ‘Mopped’ By Strip Club Janitor
• Man caught in Grand Island park bathroom with meth and exposed genitals
• Lynnwood police say DoorDash driver on meth crashed car into tree before setting it on fire
• Couple in car romp die when shaking vehicle plummets hundreds of feet off remote cliff in Brazil

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