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Today I'm letting Merlin take control. And by Merlin, I mean AI. Ai wrote the rest of this episode description and I'm too lazy to change a word. Thanks AI! 

Imagine stepping into a world where the iconic King Arthur and his legendary sword Excalibur take center stage. This episode, we're unearthing the secrets of the 2017 film, 'King Arthur, Legend of the Sword'. Exploring more than just the realm of Camelot, we discuss the dynamics of the characters, whether or not magical creatures play a role, and the spectacular special effects that tried to keep this movie alive.  It's a smorgasbord of cinematic exploration you wouldn't want to miss.

Switching gears from the historic to the modern, we also cast our glance towards a selection of today's most talked-about films and TV shows. We dissect the gender critique in the Barbie movie, reminisce about the plot twist with Ken’s character arc, and share our thoughts on the new Olivia Rodrigo album, Guts. From Charlie Hunnam's career trajectory to speculating about the movie Batgirl, we provide a multi-faceted discussion that will keep you hooked from start to finish. 

And that's not all! As we round off our episode, we offer a sneak peek into what's on the horizon. We've got our sights set on the highly anticipated 'Haunted Mansion' but first we go back to where it all began with Eddie Murphy, and we're just as excited as you are! So, join us on this thrilling rollercoaster of a journey as we travel through the magical and often perplexing world of film. Remember, your front row seat to our cinematic adventure is just a click away. Tune in and let’s get started!

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Tony: @tonydczech

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Ready for a good chuckle? Buckle up as we hop into the chaotic and ridiculous world of the 2004 film "Taxi". With Queen Latifah’s flashy jewelry and Jimmy Fallon's precarious bed positioning, we're peeling away the layers of its hit or miss humor, intriguing plotlines, and head-scratching cinematography. Wondering how a transformer taxi fits into all of this? Well, you're just going to have to stick around to find out.

Ever considered the comedic value of a Cuban accent or the practicality of magical tires? Neither had we, until we delved into the world of "Taxi". From the mystifying DMV scene to the perplexing chase sequences, we unpack the madness and hilarity that ensues. We're not just reviewing the film here, but also raising the bar on the laughter quotient. And why exactly does Jeff Gordon make a cameo? Who knows.

Whether you're a fan of Queen Latifah, Jimmy Fallon, or just in the mood for a laughter riot, this episode promises to tickle your funny bone. So, sit back, relax, and let's enjoy this wild ride together!

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Tony: @tonydczech

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Ever wondered what makes a comedy movie tick? Could it be the jokes, the plot, or the characters? In a roller-coaster of an episode, we pull back the curtain on 'The Machine' starring Bert McRusher...Bert McRacken...Bert....We'll stick with Bert. We don't just skim the surface, we dig deep, discussing everything from the misleading trailer to Bert's acting abilities, and even draw comparisons with other films following a similar narrative. Despite its flaws, we argue that 'The Machine' has its moments of lucidity, but not enough to make it bearable.

Buckle up as we take a detour to a decade-old stand-up special and how its humor seems to have stagnated over time. We dissect the audience response to the trailer and the unusual elements in the movie including Bert's relationship with his daughter and some absurd plot decisions. But that's not all. We delve into the movie's narrative flaws, exploring bizarre behavior, questionable jokes, and a battle scene that could only be described as ill-conceived. 

As we wrap up, we invite you, our listeners, to share your thoughts and engage with us on this fascinating analysis of 'The Machine'. It's a wild ride, and you're going to want to buckle up for this one!

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Well, strap in folks. This one's almost two hours. Are you ready to rediscover the 2007 not-so-classic, 'Wild Hogs,' and ready to laugh out loud? Don't miss out as we go beyond the ridiculous camping scene and the offensive humor to dissect the controversial moments and hilarious antics of John Travolta, Tim Allen, William H Macy, and Martin Lawrence. It's a roller-coaster ride as we dive into mid-life crises, motorcycles, and the dynamics between the characters, especially Doug and his step-kid.

We ask the tough, hard hitting questions like: How long would a Cincinnati to Arizona road trip on a motorcycle really take?  or do people really ride without helmets? Join us as we explore these major mishaps and plot holes in the movie, along with some classic video game talks and the merits of butter and sour cream, seriously. We also share an unforgettable moment when Dr. Drew walked in on us doing comedy. 

As we round up our discussion, we delve into the movie's most glaring inconsistencies and somewhat confusing character development and we finish off by reflecting on the ultimate lesson the characters learn in the movie. We believe in rewarding oneself after a job well done. You've earned your laugh, so tune in and enjoy.

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Do you want to time travel back to the era of Elvis Presley, the undisputed 'King of Rock 'n' Roll', and take a deep dive into his filmography? Buckle up! We promise a roller-coaster ride, exploring classics such as 'Kissing Cousins', 'Tickle Me', and 'Viva Las Vegas'. We'll scrutinize sound mixing, dissect plot lines, and reminisce about Elvis's undeniable sex appeal. We'll also draw comparisons with modern-day hotties like Jensen Akles and Steven Amell, all while discussing the more than questionable age gaps and courtship rituals in Elvis's films.

We don't just stop there. We'll tackle some controversial moments in Elvis movies and delve into the somewhat touchy subject of foot fetishes. We'll unravel the onscreen chemistry between Elvis and his numerous co-stars, explore the comedic bits and moral codes, and question the messaging behind certain scenes. The depiction of women in these movies? We've got that covered too, by analyzing the dimensions used to describe them and the way they were treated.

As if that wasn't enough, we'll also step into the realm of John Travolta's worst movies and the controversial remarks surrounding Elvis's drug issues. Our conversation will take a surprising turn to Christopher Nolan's sound mixing techniques and the influence of cable television. Quite a mixed bag, don't you think? We look forward to having you join us for this fun, light-hearted, and often controversial conversation about all things Elvis and a lot more.

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Ever wondered what the 80s looked like? Prepare to be transported back in time as we dissect the 1985 cult classic, "Perfect," featuring the remarkable John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis. We're serving up a dose of nostalgia, from the memorable hairstyles to aerobics classes, all laced with a peculiar humor that only the 80s could offer. This movie promises a glimpse into the bizarre male gaze, an intriguing evidence of anti-false perfection, and a puzzling objectification of its cast. 

We also delve into the film's  narrative, exploring quirky comedic moments, and examining the odd yet fascinating scene with the 'Thrupple' guy. Don't miss our spirited debate about the existence of sexy health clubs in New York in the 90s and the obscure context around the writer's piece on Carly Simon. We also touch on the real-life stories that inspired the movie, the enigmatic John Travolta character, and the Manifest Destiny theme embedded in the film's core. 

 Whether you're a fan of the 80s, a movie buff, or just here for some lighthearted banter, this episode promises a wild ride down memory lane. So, hop in and let's revisit 1985 together.

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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

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Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

Brace yourselves, folks! We're rounding off our Twilight saga journey with a lively chat about the finale - Breaking Dawn Part 2. We question the logic behind stretching the thinnest book into two films, chuckle at the at-times questionable special effects, and puzzle over Alice's unchanging hairdo. We've coined a new term, 'two banger' to describe this phenomenon and Tony, who's not shying away from controversy, declares this the worst film in the series.

We've dissected every aspect of this movie - from its plot to its characters. With laughs galore, we discuss moments such as Dakota Fanning's character casually tossing a baby into a fire and the intriguing abilities of Rami Malik's character. The strange dynamics among characters also caught our attention - think Charlie and Bella's odd shift in relationship and the confounding love triangle involving Jacob and Renesmee (did I spell that right? I should have used subtitles...) 

But the fun doesn't stop there. We've also explored the peculiar psychosexual politics of the film and pondered over Dakota Fanning's army and the unrealistic portrayal of teenage life. Our discussion even ventured into the realm of vampire-human reproduction (yes, you read that right) - a concept this film seems to embrace with gusto. Whether you're a die-hard Twilight fan or simply enjoy a hearty discussion about films, we promise you, this episode is a riot! 

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Get ready to dive into the two part Twilight saga finale with us, Dan and Tony! We're not just gleefully watching these movies; we're dissecting them, discussing them, and having a great laugh in the process. Starting off with a slightly embarrassing, but necessary apology to Taylor Lautner for years of mispronouncing his name, we promise to try harder in the future (well, after the next two episodes at least).

Breaking Dawn Part 1, is our focus, and we've got a lot to say! From questionable character motivations and the often confusing plot elements, to the downright absurd revelations - Edward's confession of having killed people to Bella's peculiar happiness at seeing Jake. We poke fun at odd moments like Edward's Yahoo search or Charlie offering to get Jake's mom a drink, and we delve into the amusing lack of sexual chemistry between Bella and Edward. But it's not all fun and games; we also discuss the deeper implications of Bella's transformation and the mythos and restrictions of the Twilight saga's vampire universe.

Join us, as we critique the Twilight storyline, laugh at the absurd moments, and speculate on potential spin-offs and plot twists. We'll end up analyzing scenes you didn't even remember, discussing characters you'd forgotten about, and asking questions you never thought to ask. Whether you're a fan of the franchise or a skeptic like us, we guarantee this episode of Hate Watching will keep you entertained and guessing. So, come along for an hour filled with laughter, criticism, and everything Twilight!

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Tony: @tonydczech

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Are you longing for a blast from the past? Well, gear up as we continue to revisit the Twilight saga, taking you back to the days of vampire-laden teenage angst. From assessing the impact of the Twilight movies and discussing the possibility of a sequel or a TV show to delving into the endurance of its book sales, we cover it all. Tune in as we dissect the intertwined relationship dynamics, especially Bella's captivating relationship with Edward, and shed light on the changes in the cast due to contracts and nepotism. 

Our discussion takes an interesting turn as we navigate through the intriguing world of vampire lore. We delve into the character of Alice and her unique abilities, the curious scene of an unbreakable window, and the perplexing question of why Edward would rather see Bella dead than a vampire. 

As we near the end of this episode, prepare for a gripping debate on Bella's attraction to Edward, his perplexing stance on her mortality, and the impact of cast changes on the Twilight saga. From analyzing the intense scene between Bella and Jake to discussing how Bella unintentionally unites the vampires and werewolves, we leave no aspect untouched. So, join us for an entertaining and insightful episode that is sure to rekindle your nostalgia and leave you eager for more Twilight discussions.

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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

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