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Can a 109-year-old man trapped in a 17-year-old body honestly fall for an 18-year-old girl and not get arrested? This week, Tony and Dan get down to the heart of the Twilight Saga. We laugh about Taylor Lautner's impressive physique, chuckle over Dan's love for the Twilight Saga, and throw shade at Taylor Swift's failed Twilight cameo attempt. We debate the controversial character of Jacob Black, explore the teenage female fantasy that Twilight caters to, and discuss the romantic tension or lack thereof in the film.

We question Bella's adrenaline junkie lifestyle, Edward's inexplicable presence in her room, and the real versus reel relationships Twilight portrays. We scrutinize the Cullen family, Edward's behavior towards Bella, and his reluctance to turn her into a vampire. We even contemplate Bella's defense of the vampires, the anti-climactic death of the redheaded vampire (what's her name), and Jacob's protective nature despite his disregard for the rules. We also share a laugh over the wolf muffins and Bella's multiple concussions throughout the saga.

In our movie review segment, we exchange thoughts on films like Silo on Apple TV and Hypnotic with Ben Affleck. But don't think we're done with Twilight just yet! We'll be back next week to dissect even more Twilight Saga, navigating the special breed of crazy that it is. So, strap in and join us for the ride. And remember, we'd love to hear your thoughts, so don't forget to drop us a comment or two!

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Ready to take an animated roller-coaster ride into the fantastical world of Strange Magic? Join Dan and Tony as they delve into the peculiarities, plot holes, and questionable decisions that make this 2015 film a head-scratcher. From its hefty price tag to an oddly chosen soundtrack, we're left wondering what went on in the production meetings. 

As we delve deeper into the mystical mayhem of Strange Magic, things get even stranger. We tackle the controversial themes that lurk beneath the film's surface like, which kid's movie teaches that love needs to be forcibly obtained? And why is the Bog King's character design so outlandishly odd? Don't get us started on Sonny the elf. And of course, we can't ignore the convoluted love potion subplot, which seems a weak explanation for sudden romantic feelings. We also mull over the missed opportunity of Kelly Clarkson's song. So, join us as we try to make sense of this jumbled jigsaw of a film, toss around sequel ideas, and devise a new business venture for our lovable Bog King. Tune in to our lively discussion and maybe, just maybe, you might find a strange kind of magic in it!

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Get set for some serious nostalgia as we embark on a humorous exploration of the 2006 superhero comedy Zoom! This episode guarantees to deliver a hearty dose of laughter as we dissect the movie down to its intricate details and offer a refreshing commentary on the performances of an all-star cast featuring Tim Allen, Courtney Cox, Chevy Chase, and Rip Torn. We dig deep into the quirky character dynamics, inconsistent plotlines, and peculiar superpowers, all with a lighthearted, humorous twist. 

Brace yourselves as we critique this film's shortcomings. Despite an intriguing premise and a stellar cast, Zoom somehow didn't hit the bull's eye. We talk about its disappointing box office returns, the surprising lack of emotion, and we even touch upon the bizarre performance by Chevy Chase. But it's not all critique; we also take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of Tim Allen and the wild performance by Courtney Cox. 

We wrap things up by gearing up for a deep-dive into the enigmatic world of George Lucas' 'Strange Magic' and its 15-year development time. Join us next week as we continue our podcast journey into the weird and funny world of 'Strange Magic'.

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Ever wondered what it's truly like to be an Atlantean? Yeah, us neither. Join us as we dive into the mysterious world of Aquaman and give you the ultimate lowdown on the highs and lows of the infamous 2018 film. From hilarious haircuts and terrible names to astonishing underwater scenes and captivating performances, we've got you covered.

We'll debate the ins and outs of Atlantean society, discussing everything from their economy and jobs to their fish-eating habits and royal class. Plus, we'll analyze the film's villains and their acting, comparing Aquaman's Manta to Black Panther's Killmonger. Don't miss our special appreciation for Dolph Lungren's role as one of the kings, as well as Randall Park juggling roles in both the MCU and Aquaman.

Lastly, let's get nerdy with the science of evolution and the complexities of fire and water, exploring how comic artists fill empty space in panels. We'll take a closer look at the Ring of Fire challenge, the use of phosphorus in the film, and the Halle Berry shark movie. So sit back, relax, and join us in this Aquaman extravaganza that's bound to make a splash!

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Are you ready for some Summer Hate Madness? We've got you covered! Join us, Dan and Tony, as we embark on a wild ride through the world of upcoming summer movies. We watched 30 trailers and organized them into a tournament style bracket, divided into categories like kids movies, horror movies, comedies, and high profile director movies. We'll give you our predictions for which films will be rated worst on Rotten Tomatoes, and at the end of the summer, we'll come back to compare notes in our wrap-up show. So, grab your popcorn and get ready for a movie showdown like no other!

We're not sure who's going to come out on top - or rather, the bottom - in the battle for the worst reviews this summer.  Don't miss this episode's lively debate, and feel free to join in on the fun as we pick apart these summer flicks!

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What happens when a teen sex comedy from the 80s tries to parody a classic horror movie like Carrie? Join us, Dan and Tony, as we analyze the bizarre and confusing cinematic experience that is Zapped! We'll explore the cult following that has emerged around the film, as well as delve into peculiar aspects such as Scott Baio's laboratory, an awkward prom night, and the movie's unsettling treatment of women.

Originally intended to be a spoof of Carrie, Zapped somehow ended up as a telekinesis-focused movie without any other connection to the iconic horror film. We'll discuss how the film changed direction after the success of Porky's, and how Heather Thomas' refusal to go nude led to the use of a body double. Throughout the episode, we'll analyze the unusual cast of characters, strange plot points, and the progression of telekinetic powers in this peculiar piece of 80s cinema.

As we reflect on the humor and oddities of Zapped, we can't help but question our choices and marvel at how far the world of teen sex comedies has come since. From the uncomfortable ventriloquist scene to the chaotic carnival fight, this movie is a rollercoaster of weirdness that has left us scratching our heads. So get ready to laugh, cringe, and be puzzled as we dive into the strange world of Zapped and try to make sense of it all.

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Having watched a few of these live action Disney remakes, we are finding that they try to make them about "real" people and take all wonder out of the worlds. So this one follows a family and the trauma of the dad coming home from war missing an arm. A fine thing to make a movie about but not a good jumping off place for a DUMBO movie. Dumbo is just a plot device for this family to come together.

Oh yeah and no songs. And Tim Burton does a bunch of dumb circus stuff.....

But Dumbo is still cute.

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The whole idea of Neverland is that it is a place where kids would want to go to have fun and adventures. This new movie envisions it as a bleak, cold, inhospitable place. And then there is the acting. Ouch!

This week the boys dig into Peter Pan & Wendy and it is very much NOT Bangarang!

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I blame Game of Thrones. it made a generation of film makers think that they could make fantasy epics. Sadly for the most part they all failed and this is yet another of those failures.  Even Nick Cage can't save this stinker.

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Tony hates movies that are all about killing dinosaurs. So he hated this movie. Also its boring and stupid and the dialog is boring and stupid adding to it being boring and stupid. Oh yeah and the two main characters can't even talk to each other, that was a smart choice.

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