Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

Send us Fan Mail

Take a bunch of useless action, add a bunch of useless explanation, steal a bunch of tropes from other movies and you get this mess of a movie. And don't get us started on how terrible  all the characters are. They are just barely characters.

Hate Watching is the show that tells you about the blockbusters that no-one even registered into your consciousness.

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

***Spoilers Ahead for the new Netflix Comedy 'Me Time'***

Of course the spoiler is that it's meh. And so is this show. How did you find this anyhow? Shouldn't you be working right now instead of listening to this? 

This week the guys dive into the new Kevin Hart jambox Me Time and wish that instead of watching this movie they were having us time as best friends. Also, Tony wrote this description instead of Dan. Let us know if you like this description better than the 120 other descriptions and I'll do all the rest moving forward. I need a win.

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

Perhaps this story should have remained Untold. This week the guys dive into Dracula Untold to find a backstory that makes little sense, a protagonist that by all accounts is still a horrific murder, and an Amazing Spiderman 2 Easter Egg?!

Hate Watching is the show that should have also remained Untold.

#Dracula #DraculaUnfun #HateWatchingDAT

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

Sorry for the spoilers in the title but if you haven't seen the movie yet, you're lucky, don't watch it. Listen as Tony complains about the lighting for almost 90 minutes. 

Hate Watching is the the show with all the most boring horror movies

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

This is the 10th movie in the storied franchise and boy is it nuts - puppets, nazis, reanimation, sexy nazi lady, etc, etc. And there is Sarge ready to throw down with them all. This is just barely a horror movie, more of a weird sic-fi hybrid.

Hate Watching is the only show that takes the puppets acting skills into account.

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

Well, we did it. We watched it. It is a bit of a low budget mess. Sadly its not funny. And it's in color.

Hate Watching is the show that spooks it up real good.

#munsters #robzombie #lazyhashtags

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

After Twilight, they tried to follow the formula and make a bunch more movies that would appeal in the same way. The Mortal Instruments fails to do this. The only thing really good in here is Jamie Campbell Bower. He tries hard while the "star" girl is just bad.The villain is even worse, the betrayal by one in the midst is inconsequential and what they want is not at all defined. Oh Hollywood, just hire some people with chemistry and then you might stand a chance of having a movie.

Hate Watching is to movies what candy is to Halloween. Bad for your health, but addicting.

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

When you have a movie where we all know where it is going the only thing to do is to have Nic Cage put it into 5th gear. He rages and yells and even punches a woman. But it doesn't save this mess......

Hate Watching is the show that dares to take on Nic Cage

#NicCage #wickerman #horrormovies

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

The idea of Jurassic Park is that humans use science to recreate these magnificent animals for us to marvel at but human hubris leads to mismanagement which causes danger to people at the park. This movie is about how Dinos are the most bloodthirsty creatures ever and their only goal is to kill humans or their vehicles except when the humans hold out their hands or move slowly. No Wonder. No Fun. No Adventure. Just killing and being killed. What garbage.

Hate Watching is the show that busts the blockbusters.

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Send us Fan Mail

This movie is terrible. No surprise there. It is trying to be a million different things and failing at pretty much all of them except the Dino suit, which is Okay. No wonder they dumped this to home video and never even played it in a theatre.

Hate Watching is the show that is watched by the few and hated only occasionally.

#TheodoreRex #whoopiegoldberg

Be our friend!

Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech

And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT