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Why do we keep doing these movies? We don't know but it keeps us off the streets. This one is a knock off of Love Actually and it misses on pretty much all fronts. Lots of stars, lots of plots, very little chemistry and very little in the way of LOVE. Oh and Taylor Lautner proves again, he is better then the terrible material he is stuck with.

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Yeah its bad. Even Marvel has to mess up sometimes.  Maybe have a better protagonist. Or a story. Or something. Even the Bollywood dance was weak sauce. At least we can hope they don't make another one and if they do hopefully Harry Styles won't continue playing Starfox cuz he was terrible.

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#Eternals #MarvelComics #ComicMovies

Comic books are good. They are an amazing form that is now getting the proper translation to the big and small screens. A lot times they get it right but a lot of times they get it wrong. The main issue being that comics go on and on and on - many of the characters have been around for 50+ years, in numerous comics. There must be thousands of stories to pick from when it comes to someone like Spiderman. So it takes the ability to synthesize a good 2 hour story out of 50+ years of content. That is hard. So lets applaud them for the successes and brace ourselves for more failures. The good news is that at least they are trying.

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If you want to see a movie NOT about a Geostorm then Geostorm is the movie for you. You would think that the storm would be the main attraction of this movie but most of it takes place in outer space where there is no atmosphere and thus not a lot in the way of storms. At least in the incredibly stupid movie Day After Tomorrow, D. Quaid has to deal with the cold.

Hate Watching is the Show that Wishes it could forget the Stupid movies all the smart people remembered to forget.

#GerardButler #geostorm #DisasterofaMovie

As Winter is slowly giving way to Spring, it is finally time to start moving in to they new year. A year of promise, a year of hope, a year of people still being incurably stupid. The worlds dumbest people, acting like they are smart about science which they don't even believe. Politicians who set up guidelines and then are surprised that there are guidelines. Mike Judge made the movie Idiocracy and we all laughed and said that will never happen. Well its happening. And we have front row seats.

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Don't Look Up is one of the best looking wastes of time that the movies have provided us in a long time. "The Message" of this movie is stupid, "The Comedy" is so weak it will cause you stomach pains and "The Length" tries to compete with the time it took to create the universe. This movie is painful.

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Comedy. Everyone wants to be good at it, few are. Amazingly it is much easier for a comedic actor to perform drama than the other way around. I think that is because comedians aren't afraid to go there. Comedians are happy to play the idiot, they love digging into the villain, they have fun with it.  But when "real" actors try to go the other way - OUCH. There is a reason why everybody loves Paul Rudd and it is comedy.

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Just another boring movie about a guy who becomes a werewolf. Nothing new, nothing interesting. One of these days they might figure out how to make monster movies again.

Hate Watching is the the show that bites the hand that feeds it.

#Wolfman #AnthonyHopkins #BeneciaDelToro #hateWatching

A day late and a dollar short. That is a thing people say. Idioms, you can look up where they came from but it is better to just let them be. They are the things we just throw in there to make things spicy. Language is weird, it gets implanted in us our whole lives until it just sits in us and we expel it out into the world.....

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This movie is so forgettable I forgot we even watched it. It's based on a game - way to find new IPs Hollywood. It's about trying preserve free will - wow. It's about assassins that don't really seem to ever assassinate people- sweet. The ending is really boring and lame - alright. So we were happy to have chosen to watch this junk.

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Wordle. are you playing? you should be, it's taking over the world. It's fun, it's words, it's challenging. It's another thing for us to waste our time on. And isn't that what life is, figuring out a way to pass all this time. Time that just keeps coming at us with no sign of slowing up. There is only one Wordle a day? Are you kidding me? Oh fudge, guess I better find something good on TV.

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For the New Year we decided to talk about a few films we actually like. You'll get a little bit better understanding about us and what we like.

Hate Watching is the show that has a heart packed deep inside it cold exterior.

#hateWatching #Dan #Tony #monsterSquad #EUrovision #songofFireandIce #FiredUp #SavingSilverman #HUNTfortheWILDERPEOPLE #JourneytotheWest

Here's to wishing everyone a Happy and fruitful New Year. Life can be soul crushing and a wasteland of terrible thoughts and ideas but cling on to the good ones that get your through the day. We'll hopefully keep streaming into your brains and doing the little bit that we can. So hang in there. Tomorrow is another day and hopefully we all get paid on Friday.

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This movie stars the pre-larger then life Rock and he gives it a go. You can see the superstar he would become at times but this movie was not the place where it came together. The plot tis about monsters on a space base on Mars and it is just a cheap Aliens ripoff. This movie does something in unique in that there is a section near the end that mimics the game in a truly terrible way, its a bad decision for the movie but fun for those of us making fun of this movie!

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#theRock #Doom #videogamemovies

It is cold here in California which is to say it is colder than it usually is which means it's too cold for those of us that grew up in California. So I'm sitting in my room wearing a jacket and complaining to my wife who says I should just order a heater which I won't do since the heater will dry me out and I will complain about that.  Life.  It is all about the trade offs of how you want to suffer.  In this case it is about as small a suffering as you can be in. This is the point at which I will tell myself to shut up. SHUT UP!  - see you next week.

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We did not like Venom and we also did not like Venom 2. There is a good concept buried in this mess but they never figured it out. Tom Hardy was once again terrible which is sad because he can be so good. I'd say more but this movie is so forgettable, you retain nothing....

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#Venom #TomHardy #MichelleWIlliams #DoctorDan #comicMovies

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas. No more Bah Humbugs until next year!

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This one is a stinker from top to bottom. Bad plot, bad acting, bad writing, bad costumes, bad reworking of the character, bad time had by anyone that has to sit through this. Halle Berry is very attractive but that is about all this movie had going for it.

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#catwoman #HalleBerry #comicbookmovie

Goonies. There I said it. I could talk about Goonies but I shouldn't. I saw it when it came out and boy was that third act with the pirate ship a big let down. I kind of bought into until that ending. Well I never bought into the weird candy bar eating guy or the Throw Mama From the the Train lady. But there was something appealing. Maybe it was just Martha Plympton. She was cool. But the rest of the kids were annoying. Now that I think about it, I really didn't like that film. And here I am talking about it. OMG.

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