This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about our current, and Jay's favorite, season.

Topics, roughly:

Beatni(c)ks

Spoopiness vs. Spookiness

Fat bears

Seasons (and hemispheres)

Symbolism and secular ritual

Jay's very specific Halloween costumes

Disappointing bats

Asymmetrically recognizable couples' costumes

Inaccurate TMNT journalism

Over the Garden Wall

Costume Quest

MediEvil

Silent Hill playthroughs

The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Corn and/or mud mazes

Knitting

Ginger Snaps (and elaborate homages)

Curious chickens

Vincent Price

Internal hairdo buttresses

Flannel and layers and warm drinks