The new year began with a . . . no, let's not say that. There's nothing like a terrorist event to get the MAGATS and their Orange Julius Geezer off and running with wild-eyed speculation. Friday brings us news of the fate of Mullah Moses Mike Johnson. May it be bad (for him) and protracted. 

Y'all. You know better. 

It took Greg Assbot awhile to figure out former First Lady Rosalyn Carter was also, um, dead. Idjit. The internecine war over immigration is splitting the MAGATS into pro-Elon and we-still-hate-brown-people camps. C'mon! Let's y'all and them fight! Fappy Thomas is even dirtier. Is there no bottom to that old goon's corruption? 

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Let's check in on Christmas among the incoming conquering victors. I don't think they're enjoying their victory as much as they'd like. And hey! Look! Those Wank Panzers may actually double as chia pets (when Leon Skum doesn't brick them with a software "update." Any way you clice it, something wicked this way comes. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Matt Gaetz may be a disgusting sex maniac, but at least he has Father Stephen Three Frocks says Jeebuss has him covered. And gawd done tolt Alex Jones to drop the really big, definitely real story about LeBron James fleeing America because Diddy. 

Shutdown averted . . . but at what cost? Funding for cancer research for children, apparently. President Biden mulls commutations for Federal Death Row inmates. This year is going to exit screaming.

It is in the nature of Fascism to sooner or later turn inward on itself. Looks like the MAGAT version is going for "sooner." Marge thinks Leon Skum would make a totally grooooovy Speaker. Nitwit Nero demands fealty. Thirty-eight of his own lickspittles say "No."

Even the natural world is going sideways. We can't even count on the squirrels anymore. Bird Flu: it's taken wing. Now the droniacs are trying to say NYC's about to get nuked. FML. It's Wednesday, so Tara and I have one of our epic coupla-women-sittin'-around-rappin' conversations.