MAGATS in a corner: contraception. Alex Jones bawls great, crocodile tears, and we're here for it. SCOTUS ponders blinking at treason. Comer Pyle: dope fiend.! Tommy Tuber can't understand why racists aren't welcome in the military.  

125 years ago today, Congress decided women should be able to VOTE. 125 years later, as the dissent in Dobbs says, "women have no rights to speak of." It's not an accident. 

Late to air, but Moran Monday was filthy with morans. Marge, oh, Marge! How dumb thou art!

Sometimes, we just have to talk ....

Guilty, Guilty, GUILTY!

Missed y'all!

Louisiana goddamn. Nullification is a thing . . . a thing that must needs be stomped . . . or burnt. General Sherman, where are you?

Sammy BadBreath apparently has more flag problems. The House is in ever increasing MAGAT chaos. Mullah Moses Mike is hemorrhaging staff. Former ethics czar for Dim Leader says Sammy BadBreath and Fappy Thomas must recuse themselves. Ireland, Norway, and Spain all recognize Palestinian statehood. Netanyahoo throws a fit. 

Chicken Don chickens out. The jury will get the case after they've been bored to tears, er, instructed. Jasmine Crockett stays on the offensive against Sporkfoot. Israel's fascist crackdown against journalists continues. PsychoBibi declares that his arrest warrant is "the new antisemitism." Sure, Bibi. Court documents show the  Saudis were up to their eyes in 9/11. North Carolinastan attacks cancer patients. MAGAT J6 terrorist tells Judge Chutkan he ain't a'feared of prison cuz Trump's gonna pardon him.

Hopefully, this time it works.