Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Let's check in on Christmas among the incoming conquering victors. I don't think they're enjoying their victory as much as they'd like. And hey! Look! Those Wank Panzers may actually double as chia pets (when Leon Skum doesn't brick them with a software "update." Any way you clice it, something wicked this way comes. 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Matt Gaetz may be a disgusting sex maniac, but at least he has Father Stephen Three Frocks says Jeebuss has him covered. And gawd done tolt Alex Jones to drop the really big, definitely real story about LeBron James fleeing America because Diddy. 

Shutdown averted . . . but at what cost? Funding for cancer research for children, apparently. President Biden mulls commutations for Federal Death Row inmates. This year is going to exit screaming.

It is in the nature of Fascism to sooner or later turn inward on itself. Looks like the MAGAT version is going for "sooner." Marge thinks Leon Skum would make a totally grooooovy Speaker. Nitwit Nero demands fealty. Thirty-eight of his own lickspittles say "No."

Even the natural world is going sideways. We can't even count on the squirrels anymore. Bird Flu: it's taken wing. Now the droniacs are trying to say NYC's about to get nuked. FML. It's Wednesday, so Tara and I have one of our epic coupla-women-sittin'-around-rappin' conversations.

My heavens, but the titanic MAGAT intellect! Former Pennsylvania MAGAT gubernatorial nominee has hissy over Biden caring more about Ukraine than drones. Humiliates himself with an accompanying photo. MAGAT Rep says Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm will be a great DHHR Sec'y because he can do chinups at seventy. Comer Pyle says "de troof is out there," but it isn't.

Hoooo-weeee! All them morans! Marginal Trailer Queen kisses up to Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm, gets community noted. Orange Julius Geezer amazed at the number of countries in the world. MAGATS coming unglued over DRONNNNNNEZZZZZ! ABC kisses the vile orange toe.

Ho-ho-ho. The joke's on . . . the MAGATS. No lower grocery bills. No better health care. No more polio vaccines, f/t Roxanne as Moscow Mitch. 

First he was the Father of IVF. Now, Nitwit Nero says he knows all there is to know about automation. President-elect Dunning-Krueger's crazed stupidity will never cease to amaze. i wonder if he knew his "billionaire" Middle East liason is a truck salesman in Nigeria. Really. Not kidding. Nancy Mace is still publicity-stalking over her really-bad-handshake. Comer Pyle tries to preemptively make nicey with AOC in case she becomes the ranking member at House Oversight.  After yesterday's NDAA vote, I'm feeling a lot less inclined to believe Hakeem Jefferies' schtick about Dems standing up for us ordinary Americans.