Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Now, ANYONE in America can say, "He's a CROOK," and he can't do a damned thing about it. SO many think it means so little, but the fit he threw today says sooooo much otherwise! 

In the midst of disaster comes happy news. Not only has Anita Bryant gone off to hell, but, best of all, SCOTUS shut down Venereal Vespasian's plea for his minions to save him from his conviction in NYC. His hand-picked handmaid delivered the coup de grace, no less. By the time you're listening to this, we may all be saying "Convicted FELON Donald Trump," and it really has a ring to it, doesn't it?!

Go on. 

Too cold to type a description. Have to get out of the studio.

The MAGATS got their way, so there was no terrorist attack on the Capitol today. One MAGAT senator's husband refused to shake hands with VP Harris, serving as President of the Senate. Stay classy, MAGATs! Nitwit Nero gets a politics lesson from a Canadian MP, while another explained that Canadian law prevents sexual abusers from serving in Parliament. Leon Skum keeps interfering in foreign affairs. What Logan Act? MAGAT gospel sharp predicts god is gonna kill a nonagenarian. 

"Houston, they have a Speaker . . . but it took a bloody nose, arm-twisting, and several calls from Orange Julius Geezer." Some nasty little easter eggs tucked away in there. Whatevs. The MAGAT House has ONE job: a massive tax cut for their Daddy. 

The new year began with a . . . no, let's not say that. There's nothing like a terrorist event to get the MAGATS and their Orange Julius Geezer off and running with wild-eyed speculation. Friday brings us news of the fate of Mullah Moses Mike Johnson. May it be bad (for him) and protracted. 

Y'all. You know better. 

It took Greg Assbot awhile to figure out former First Lady Rosalyn Carter was also, um, dead. Idjit. The internecine war over immigration is splitting the MAGATS into pro-Elon and we-still-hate-brown-people camps. C'mon! Let's y'all and them fight! Fappy Thomas is even dirtier. Is there no bottom to that old goon's corruption? 

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