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S5E8 – The Track Team With Janelle

 

This episode we were joined by the amazing Janelle (@janelle5) and we talked a LOT! Mallory and Noel talk a little baseball, Jan gives Mallory some sex drive advice, we all talk about penises and Janelle tells us some fun stories about delivering pizzas. We also ask Janelle what her worst sex experience was and she traumatized several people including Mallory. Golden showers, birth control, running for president and MORE!

 

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S5E7 – Fork Choke

 

This episode we are joined by Diamond Dave @davidmaier7  from ‘Podcast Without Borders’! We talk about just about everything including radioactive ladies, favorite WoW moments, favorite Disney movies, family nicknames and of course there’s plenty of dirty talk. To be honest I’m simply too lazy to type up everything we cover in this episode so you’ll have to listen to find out what naughty stories we all shared! And believe me, they are naughty. Enjoy!

 

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S5E6 – Fax Leather

It wouldn’t be Heals&Headshots if we didn’t have some kind of technical AND audio issues, right? This week we were blessed to experience BOTH! So pardon the audio clipping, we were unaware it was happening until after the show was over with! In this episode Mallory’s computer decides to restart randomly during the show so Noel pulls on her BFF Aaron for a little bit while the chat room riots in the meantime. Once Mallory returns they talk about beardual harassment, learning to queef, lighting farts on fire and other random nonsense. Hopefully the audio issues will be completely worked out by next episode! Thanks for listening!!

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S5E5 – Unbeweavable! We lost episode 4!

 

 

You read right, folks! S5E4 (our Valentine’s Day episode) had some technical difficulties and we lost the audio. So we’re just gonna move right on along to episode 5! In this episode we talk about clubbing, Noel’s travels and saying goodbye to WoW, selling farts in a jar, Farnters and so much more. Fair warning the audio quality is not the best in this episode, we were a little too excited to get started and didn’t do a proper audio check prior to showtime. We’ll do better next time, we promise! Enjoy the shananigans!

 

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S5E3 – Get Your Tetanus Shot

 

This episode we share some stories from our past like getting pulled over by cops, fighting other chicks, stupid lies we told when we were young, throwing house parties, parking lot brawls, first crush, and so much more! Noel also informs Mallory that second base is NOT a hand in the pants and Mallory shares a new discovery she made recently. Sit back and get ready to learn maybe a little too much about us but you might want to get your tetanus shot first.

 

 

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S5E2 – KPPK!

 

 

This weekend we talk a little about Mormons, hairy legs, our worst roommates and a certain neon orange VHS tape. Mallory brings some knowledge to the table by telling everyone what a ‘pannus’ is and thus the KPPK is born. Korean Potato Pannus Klub! You’ll have to listen to get that one. Just know that Mallory’s adoration for Korean boys plays into it. We get to know each other a little better with a few random questions thrown at each other. If you have any random questions you’d like to contribute, feel free to email them to us!

 

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Season 5 Episode 1 – The Fister Sisters

We’re back after almost a year long hiatus! This is our ‘catching up’ episode where we sit down and talk about what we’ve been up to these last few months. Sprinkle in some talk about midget penises and poopbergs and you have season 5 episode 1!  Enjoy!

 

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S4E7 – You’ll get a stye!

@Bryterside from Troll The Dice joins us in a brief preshow where he shares with us an interesting tidbit about dog poop. We discuss some movies and tv shows we’re watching and Noel discusses a little of her WoW adventures and Mallory shamefully admits what she’s been playing lately. Lots of random conversation happens including a wife attempting to kill her husband with feces, exploding cows, and much much more!

 

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S4E6 – Butt Compass

Holy crap we actually put out a show! This episode we discuss all the typical holiday talk and then some. We also debate the pronunciation of ‘compass’ with no help from Siri. There’s the normal tv, movie and games brief talk of course, with maybe a poop joke sprinkled in. We talked about a lot of other stuff but you’ll have to listen for yourself! Enjoy!

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S4E5 – My Quads Are So Tight

This episode we celebrate our 2 year anniversary by talking a lot! We discuss what we’ve been up to, who got a new car this time, the holidays, some movies (including Zombies and Poop), a little bit of sports, and real life helicocktering. Mallory shares a gold mine of audio files from pornfortheblind.org and Noel talks about cannibalism. All this and more!

 

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