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S3E6 – Too Gassy for Florida

In this episode we talk about a small tornado that hit Mallory’s part of town, Blizzcon, Mother’s Day, a little bit of gaming stuff and the dangers of farting in Florida. Mallory shares an experience she had when a female GameStop employee assumed she wasn’t a gamer and Noel talks about how she discovered twitter’s daily limits on DMs. Mallory develops a case of the giggles towards the end but you’ll have to listen to find out why! Stay tuned after the outro to hear what Mallory was referencing to when she started MCing in the outtakes about blood clots and blood pressure. You won’t regret it!

 

News in the Gaming world:

Taxing Violent Video Games | Rift is going Free to Play | Mining and herbalism changes in WoW |

TV, Movie and Game Review:

Blazing Saddles | Wreck It Ralph | Atlas Shrugged 2 | Gangster Squad | New Dracula Show | 24 if officially renewed for 2014

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

SMASH SMASH | TittiesNBacon |

 

Music this week: MC Flipside – Docta

LadyBoner: @skillfactorylol

Shout Out: @AndyHannon

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Season Three, Episode Four of Heals&Headshots!

 

 

This week Mallory WoW breaks up with Noel live on the show. There were tears. We popped @Revenar’s live show cherry. Thank you to Rho from RealMaintenance for directing him our way! Fen from @Ventchat is a whore and not only blows up Mallory’s Skype but Noel’s too. Look Fen, we get it. You like us, just calm the fuck down. We discuss WoW, SimCity, busted lips, the tradgeity in Boston and how Mallory is a god damn detective. We occasionally break up the first part of the show with baseball talk. Both our teams lost that evening. More WoW talk, how hot the website is, gold making in WoW and then Mallory in the after show reviles something that BLOWS NOEL’S MIND.

Last thing: Mallory’s parents have been married for 42 years in June. They are Wombats because they mate for life.

News in the Gaming world:

SimCity Mac Client to be released June 11th! | The Evil Within | Xbox Rumors were NOT true | Method got 25 Man world first on Ra Den on Thursday | Beautiful WoWMartiean Video | Hunger Games Trailer | Tips on getting Blizzcon2013 Tickets

TV, Movie and Game Review:

Evil Dead

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Elephant Poop Coffee Beer | Epic Tug of War | Incredible WoW Video 

New Twitter Followers!

@cwild22 @Asyluun01 @Troubledxxx @AzerothRT @xbeckaxmayhemx @thewab

@SoCalWOWGal @Revenar

Music this week:

Donae’O – Fire (The Prototypes Remix)

LadyBoner:

@accomp

Shout Out:

@ketched @Slash2Rustee @Slash2V @Slash2Kormus

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Season Three, Episode Three of Heals&Headshots!

 

This week Mallory apologizes for giving incorrect information on s3e2, Noel talks a little baseball and makes fun of Mallory screaming in fright during Bioshock Infinite so loud that her neighbor came to check on her. Mallory also brags about the AMAZING job Noel did redesigning the show’s website and logo. We also talk a lot about Blizzcon and what the big announcement could be this year from Blizzard which leads to Mallory agreeing to come back to WoW temporarily. Lots of other gaming talk, movies, tv shows, and a surprise game of “Google search terms roulette.”

BLAM!

 

News in the Gaming world:

Bioshock Infinite | Blizzcon | Borderlands 2 Krieg | Witcher3

TV, Movie and Game Review:

Killing Them Softly | 5 Centimeters per Second | The Awakening

New to Netflix:

Hunger Games | Along Came a Spider  The Killing Second Season | Adventure Time | Regular Show

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

You know, when I go to Panera, I totally like to Twerk

New Twitter Followers!

@battlechicken @GhemitHunts @wellwatchers @AyeMcshane @erika_jackson @hippy_te @abnormalpodcast @AdamJmusicUK @RayMangina

Music this week: DJ Kingpin – This Is Our Los Angeles

LadyBoner: @the_bastian & @troybakerva

Shout Out: @Marthapie

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Season Three, Episode Two of Heals&Headshots!

 

We discuss Mallory’s epic Vegas vacation, upcoming plans to move to Texas, Noel’s fancy stand up desk and the small humans playing team sports….We also get all hyped about VentchatVegas! We talk a little about gaming, Mallory gets a little carried away with her excitement over Game of Thrones and Noel lets us know which tv shows are too lame to watch. Stay tuned to some outtakes from Mallory’s appearance on Slash2’s supafan!

News in the Gaming world:

Bioshock Infinite | Blizzcon | VentchatVegas | Hearthstone-Heroes Of Warcraft | 5.3 PTR Patch Notes | Humble Indy Bundle-Bastion | Dust: An Elysian Tale coming to PC | XBOX Spring Sale | Minecraft Title Update 9

TV, Movie and Game Review:

Imposter | Silent Hill Revelation | 6 Souls | New Girl | Bates Motel | Red Widow |  Zero Hour | Argo | DmC | Skyrim Dragonborn DLC

 

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Canadian commercial | Collin Farrell Porn

 

New Twitter Followers!

@Amijadethelock @CowboyErrant @Shanblue1 @Kimmiedeeday @mackejn8932 @ShannonOneLiner @ZidasStudios @EvilDeadVegas

Music this week: Fitz & The Tantrums – Money Grabber 

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Season Three, Episode One of Heals&Headshots!

We discuss our boring lives, Mallory’s upcoming Vegas vacation, Noel’s rare alone time and what we’ve been playing lately. We also talk about our favorite episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin’? and a farting chef with a record that could rival Mallory’s!

News in the Gaming world:

Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen DLC | Bioshock Infinite PreOrder Goodies | Cyberpunk 2077 | Trailer here

TV, Movie and Game Review:

RunPee App | myanimelist | Django Unchained | Les Miserables | Mama | High Tension | The Following | Do No Harm |  Ripper St

Anime: 

Steins;gate | Psycho pass  | Maoyu | The Unlimited | Amnesia

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Feds retract reprimand on Farter | Breaking and Entering, Masturbating, and Pooping | Chef Admits to Farting on Employees

Shouts/Follows:

@Robcopeland | @darthballsac | @jayrod14 | @RJNC

New Twitter Followers!

@BeaverExhibit (Beaver Exhibit podcast) | @Epic_Insanity | @thomasjacksonjr | @darkknightblu | @wearethepeas (Two Peas In a Podcast) | @BellsInDisguise | @HFLPodcast (Horde For Life Podcast) | @Level90Rogue (Level 90 Undead Rogue Podcast) | @Spacemageitm (World of Warcraft in the Morning Podcast) | @stompalina (Rawrcast Podcast)

Music this week: Hadouken – Levitate

 

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SeasonTwo, Episode Thirteen of Heals&Headshots!

 

S2E13 – On this episode we talk a little about Mallory’s trip to Houston to visit her two best friends and to scope out some potential apartments,  Grapples, PvPing, and noserings. We won a Stoppie Award for Most Inconsistent Podcast! We had planned to do a show the following week (on Dec 29th) but to stay true to our prized Stoppie award, we had to cancel due to real life’s bigass getting in the way. Our Effed Up News segment is a real stinker this week – LITERALLY! Lots of flatulence-talk in this episode, so ENJOY!

News in the Gaming world 

Crunchyroll On Xbox | Minecraft Documentary | Borderlands 2 Hammerlock DLC revealed | Skyrim Dragonborn DLC | 5.2 hit the PTR in WoW | GREAT trailer for it |

 

 

TV, Anime And Movie Reviews:

This Is The End | Killer Joe | Sleepwalk With Me | Occult Academy | Sword Art Online |

 

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Alki David – How to end an interview | Police called to domestic disturbance | Federal Employee Reprimanded |

 

Shout Outs :

MGCTV Podcast

3 Married Geeks

WellWatcherB

_luthvia

S7evenDaysAGeek

New Twitter Followers! 

@HEPodcast – Human echoes podcast

@Whatsaggro – a wow player from Austin Texas

@defectivegeeks – the defective geeks podcast

@CSilvermoon – of the lorewalkers podcast

@TheLorewalkers – the lore walkers podcast

@eljeppy of the WoWcast and Ctrl Alt Wow podcast

@3PleasantGs

@Accomp

This episode’s outro music:

The Heavy – Short Change Hero

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ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!

What we did this week:

We celebrated our one year anniversary with a BANG! And that includes our audio banging out on us early, causing us to lose some of the ending of the show, unfortunately. We were joined by Nesa from the USMG Gamer Girl podcast and we discussed how both Noel and Mallory met, our gaming history, our podcast history, and the birth of the Fartcastitute. Enjoy! We know we did!

 

News in the Gaming world and beyond:

Gearbox Wanted to make Borderlands 2 cross platform

StarCraft 2 and Warcraft Arena Battle.net World Championships

 

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Man With The Iron Fists | World War Z | Walking Dead | Homeland | Boardwalk Empire | 

 

Shouts/Follows:

@dahliabellona | http://kanesaarnold.wordpress.com |  http://usmilitarygamers.com |  http://m.blogtalkradio.com/militarygamer |

 http://wowmartiean.com

MGCTV Podcast

 

Epic Podquest

Stealth Maneuver Podcast

 

Music:

LadyBoners!

 Additional thank yous are due here for some of our influences, supporters, cheerleaders, fans, friends, etc!

In no particular order:

@Jeffp2662 from RPGWeekly, Fen, Sauce, Esta, Mr Hat from The Ventchat Show, Rustee, V,  and Kormus from Slash2, The one and only Milty, @Mike_stopcast, @J_stopcast, @Bryterside from Stopcast, (insert names) Leet Sauced Podcast, @tarconous, the shoeman, Sleath_JO and Scrotototoottems from Torbulation, @Ceraphus, @itsxia, @rayfist from @thesundering, George from @TheManaCooler, @Brigwyn, @that_goul_ava, @s7evendaysageek, @BGO and Jan of 5 WoW Things, @AdamHowden, Xander from @AllThingsEdible, @Medros the almighty, @GrandoldPodcast, Sauce’s Nipples, 40oz of horror, WowChatPodcast, the Pubguys, Jangasm of Something Suggestive

And if we forgot you DON’T GET BUTT HURT! YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU ALL!

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SeasonTwo, Episode  Eight of Heals&Headshots!

What we did this week:

Having some tech difficulties with posting the text from this show. But the downloads are working perfectly! HAVE AT IT.

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SeasonTwo, Episode  Seven of Heals&Headshots!

What we did this week:

While Mallory’s dad was down south helping after Hurricane Isaac, Mallory was back at home with her sick mom making inappropriate comments in the hospital room full of doctors and nurses. On the west coast of the country, Noel has been cooking the hell out of some awesome food, but almost made sushi of her thumb! Of course there’s more to it than JUST that, but you’ll have to listen to find out!

 

News in the Gaming world and beyond:

Skyrim Hearthfire DLC  | Sony’s Player Studio  | Torchlight 2  | Notre Dame radio analyst punished for ‘criminals’ comment.

 

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Movie & TV Reviews:

Apparition

Possession

VHS

Booth at the End

Revolution

Impractical Jokers

Animes: Ghost Hunt, Ergo Proxy, Chaos Head, Persona Trinity Soul

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Rookie Blue

 

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news: 

Man Complains about price | Hooker Gone Crazy | NO MORE HOOKERS! | Woman Suffers from Constant Orgasms After Accident – OH DARN.

Shouts/Follows:

@Ricky_STL

@PreferredNerd

@hend_horderlies

@TheMediumBus

@FullFanOfPodcasts

 

Music:

 Kosheen

LadyBoners!

 @aron1253

@jdinthewind

 

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SeasonTwo, Episode  Six of Heals&Headshots!

What we did this week:

While Mallory has had a rather boring past month full of nothing but working, dogsitting, and “package watching” with her mom, Noel on the other hand has had a rather eventful past month moving, getting her kids into sport activities, cooking, and being a Super Mom. Both of us were on recent Ventchat episodes, yet Noel was the only winner on the Ventchat games. There was a lot to talk about this week due to our recent absence due to technical difficulties and life getting in the way, but its obvious we’re both glad to be back! Be sure to listen all the way to the end of this week’s episode to hear Noel’s awkward and somewhat creepy interview on Ventchat. We love those guys!

 

News in the Gaming world:

Borderlands 2 | Happy Wars | AMC Walking Dead game | Mists of Panderia cinematic | Election 2012 on XBOX | Remote Auction House | Walking Dead Ep3: Long Road Ahead | Chat logs are being deleted come patch 5.0.4 | Kinect price cut | 2012 World Championship WoW Arena North America Invitational

 

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Upcoming TV shows in September:

Sons of Anarchy – September 11

Dr Who – September 1

Dexter – September 30

Boardwalk Empire – September 16

New Girl – September 25

Homeland – September 30

Revolution – September 17

COLLEGE AND NFL FOOTBALL!

Upcoming movies:

V/H/S

Seven Psychopaths

Man with the Iron Fists

Alex Cross

Movie & TV Reviews:

The Dark Knight Rises

Bernie

The Raid: Redemption

Magic Mike

Flowers of War

A Serbian Film

White Collar

Descent

Babel

Game Reviews:

Dust: An Elysian Tail

 

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news: 

Own your own REAL LIFE Mech | Holy ball sacks batman

Shouts/Follows:

@braillehiphop and @dualcoremusic

Joker and Thief Podcast – @JandTPodcast jokerandthiefpodcast.com

s7evendaysageek @darthballsac

Music:

Drumsound & Bassline Smith new single “Through The Night”

Concord Dawn new single “These Prison Walls”

LadyBoners!

Aaron ‘Discount Double Check” Rogers & Drew ‘Get in Mallory’s Pants” Brees

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