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  • S4E4 – Blizzcon Jacked Up Our Show Title
    S4E4 – Blizzcon Fucked Up Our Show Title
    We give a brief summary of some of the shenanigans we participated in during Blizzcon this episode. We also have our first real game live during the show for a signed Diablo 3 poster! We are joined by our beloved @Miltyhr for this episode who helped to keep the show going when someone gets a little too drunk. Enjoy the show!
     
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    2 hr 14 min
  • S4E3 – Cumberbatch’s Face in the Bubbles
    S4E3 – Cumberbatch’s Face in the Bubbles
    This week we changed up our format a little and decided to have more fun with the show. We talk a little about what we’ve been playing, what movies Mallory saw, and Noel makes fun of other words Mallory’s southern accent won’t let her say properly. Bath tub farts, tattoos, piercingly gone bad and more in this episode! Enjoy!
     
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    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    New Cinemark Classic
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    CUMBERSNATCH
    New Followers:
    @_Riszy_ @Lyirica @AjrezWOW @bird_rp @ACPRGuild @SuckItBlizzard (hahahahaha friend of yours Mallory?) @AllRadioX @Echoesgg @critj_bard @Chrisexcess @valthemage (HEY THIS GUY IS FROM EMERALD DREAM!) @Nick_Partyka (a party promoter from vegas. BIG TIME STUFF.) @Sienigurl @BlizzconCD @Gearoid120
    Shouts & Follows: Noel’s Hair Tie & @ottosturcke – the voice of Victor from “We’re Alive”
    LadyBoner: @BrunoBalanta
    Music: Martin Sloveig The Night Out & The Qemist, No More
     
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    1 hr 27 min
  • S4E1 – Crickets
    S4E1 – Crickets
     
    This week we talk about the Valve announcements about the steam machines and controllers, scary games, upcoming Vegas meetup, and things get a little weird in our messed up news section. S3e13 was not released due to audio issues, and we apologize in this episode for our mistake! Hopefully this episode makes up for it! Enjoy.
     
     
     
    News in the Gaming world:
    Steam Machines | Steam Controller | The Evil Within | First Children’s Book | Hearthstone – Account Wipe Incoming | World of Warcraft Trivial Pursuit Game | Humble Mobile Bundle 2 |
    Sports: 
    Dodger Fan Stabbed to Death at Giants Game | WNBA player gets technical after kissing opponent | Even if you hate the Yankees
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    Hitchcock | Aftershock |Side Effects | Truth Or Die  | Would You Rather | Kill Your Darlings
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    Wedding Cancelled | Twerking story | YA DUN MEST UP A ARON! | Jimmy Fallon, The Roots & Sesame Street
    New Followers:
    @Killadrix @World_PvP1 @ShadeOfArrows @sidknishes @HydRAWR @IthilionEU @geekofrandom @Pelu_Chan @AriaSwallows @ryanaeckles @ForryG @greydo923 @bossjockapp @BuiltHordeTough @dkServal @Jacob8423
    Shouts & Follows:  @WereAlive Brewmasterwansu
    LadyBoner: http://www.zombiepodcast.com/
    Music :  The Nationals – Don’t Swallow the Cap | High Maintenance & Mediks – Watching Me
     
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    1 hr 17 min
  • S3E12 – Batwings and Brains
    S3E12 – Batwings and Brains
    This week we discuss some Dragon Age Inquisition information, the Warcraft movie, and lots of movie talk. Mallory discusses a little about a book she’s reading that’s giving her crazyass dreams and Noel tells us all about how to freshen your balls! We also inform Noel about the ‘batwing’ and ‘brain’ trick with balls. Enjoy!
     
    News in the Gaming world:
    Dragon Age: Inquisition | Rumors – Microsoft to maybe allow digital reselling of games | Warcraft
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    You’re Next | Pulp fiction | Seven | Inglorious bastards | Antiviral |‘Dark Places’ by Gillian Flynn  | 
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    Fresh Balls
    New Followers:
    @RadioInfluence @hydRAWR @davispg @BossJockApp @LivingMythMedia @SufferingFilm @EdwinVonWolful @DamianThomas8
    Shouts & Follows:  @professorrandom @Marthapie @Vahete
    LadyBoner: EXO – ‘Growl’
    Music :  “No More” – The Qemists
     
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    1 hr 6 min
  • S3E11 – I’M TYPIN’ IN PLACES I SHOULDN’T BE TYPIN’
    S3E11 – I’M TYPIN’ IN PLACES I SHOULDN’T BE TYPIN’
     
    This week we give away a Hearthstone beta key to a lucky chatroom listener! Mallory tells us about her somewhat political adventure on the way to look at the car she’s buying, Noel talks a little about the new Battle.net look and Hearthstone, and Mallory shares her latest internet find – the Shitten! Lots of movie and tv talks as always, a little gaming talk, and a LOT of inappropriate talk about flatulence and cake farts. Enjoy!
     
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    News in the Gaming world:
    Scott Frank on board with AC movie | Female characters added in CoD Multiplayer | Humble Original Bundle | Virtual Realms Re-named to Connected Realms | The Dark Below | PVP Season 13 will end August 27th [RUMOR]
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    Magic, Magic | Erased | Boondock Saints | Elysium | | Game Over Documentary | The League |  What to Expect When You’re Expecting | Zack & Miri Make a Porno
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    Shitten | Eproctophillia
    New Followers:
    Shouts & Follows: @RobertAWing
    LadyBoner: @EscapingJail
    Music: BOOTAY WERK (Noel & Mallory are learning this routine for @VentchatVegas) | Practical and Veto – Stories
     
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    1 hr 19 min
  • S3E10 – Gaggle of Hoes
    S3E10 – Gaggle of Hoes
     
    This week we celebrate Noel’s birthday with lots of laughs! Noel announces our T-Shirts, Mallory describes what she imagines the man behind the voice of Candy Crush looks like, we also talk a little about Assassin’s Creed 2 and what form of crowd camouflage Mallory prefers, and Noel asks “Where would you park your WoW character if you were to quit the game?” Mallory inquires about posters on Noel’s wall and we discover that who had New Kids on the Block bed sheets. We were joined by the charming and funny Ken (@OHNOITSKEN) on the aftershow so don’t miss even more laughs after the two ending song clips.
     
    News in the Gaming world:
    Bioshock Infinite DLC | Humble Indy Bundle | Blizzard to make a GIANT FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT | Activision buys itself back from Vevindi for 8 BILLION dollars | Ultimate Blizzcon Sweepstakes by SteelSeries |
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    Ronin 47 trailer | You’re Next trailer | Gravity trailer | Trask Industries |NEW SAILOR MOON THIS YEAR
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    Redditor quits wow, asks for some game time to take his undead warlock back to where he was born. All the feels were felt  | If you like things exploding and muscular dudes waving weapons |I’ve Got Nothing To Prove |
    New Followers:
    @tinselknickers @Rudy_Eighta @ninja2187 (cutie) @sabrinafaire @adoraido @Locorunner14 @DirtyRottenShow @wildwynd @lennoxlewiss2 @Lilulicious @ItsSoOrdinary @TrollingAzeroth @TheDanDShow @ReiytWoW @Risenknight1 @videogamephenom @BehindTheAvatar @Locorunner14 @GotJokesGaming
    Shouts & Follows:
    @Rudy_Eighta from Stopcast
    Cyantific. Because this
    Music this week: 
    Phoenix -Trying to be Cool | Call Your Name |
    **NEXT SHOW SATURDAY AUGUST 17th!**
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    1 hr 39 min
  • S3E9 – Paint Your Taint
    S3E9 – Paint Your Taint
    This week we dive a little deeper into Mallory’s hillbilly vocabulary, Noel has a touching moment about a friend of the show’s new baby which Mallory ruins, lots of banter with some listeners in the chatroom, and the usual gaming talk. We also discussed Blizzard’s lack of a Code of Conduct Policy for Blizzcon, farting news as usual, and Noel gives us all a shocking end to this week’s show that leaves Mallory in hysterical giggles. Stay tuned for the after show to hear about some of our interesting scars and a pooping bandit!
    News in the Gaming world:
    League of Legends Recognized as Professional Sport by U.S. Government | The Highest Paid Professional Video Gamers in the World | Warcraft | Fable Anniversary | More BL2 DLC this fall | You can now pay Blizzard $15 bucks to look like a complete jackass.
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    Luther | Lincoln Heights | Hell’s Kitchen | Rookie Blue | MasterChef | Orange is the new Black | Kickass
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    What the FUCK is up with ball sacks | 911 | Robot Be-friends little girl at ComicCon | You wish your gramma was this fucking cool.
    New Followers:
    @Sinamonehealz @ConstancioD @Vote2Kick @ReiytWoW @ninja2187 @screwlewseWoW @MaxpowerKJ @MinnesotaBoii
    Shouts & Follows:
    The twitter follower who created the picture for the last show episode. That guy is a gangsta. Shouts to him who shall not be named.
    Music this week: Bruno Mars – Treasure 
    **NEXT SHOW SATURDAY AUGUST 3RD – NOEL’S BIRTHDAY!**
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    1 hr 44 min
  • s3e8 – Exquisite Ball Ironing
    S3E8 – Exquisite Ball Ironing
    This week we discuss the past couple of holidays that happened while we were on a brief break, Mallory shares her horrible opening weekend movie experience at the theater, and Noel soothes Mal’s rage cage with her dulcet tones despite being sick. As always we talk a little gaming, a little farting, and a lot of talk about biting off penises and ball ironing happens. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
     
    News in the Gaming world:
    Microtransactions in WoW  | State of Decay co-op multiplayer cancelled | The Gov’t wants your Blizzard gold
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    The Purge  | This is the End | Maniac | VHS 2 | Jack Taylor |
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    Farting in the name of justice | Ball Ironing | NomNom on Penis | I FOUND A VIDEO OF FEN
    New Followers:
    @LowPopWoW
    @SoundGecko
    @Rommyjordan
    @VideoGamePhenom
    @WarcraftRegion
    @TheDanDShow
    @DirtyRottenShow
    Music this week:
    Sanchia – So What! http://youtu.be/CI7siBPZVvU
     
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    1 hr
  • S3E7 – Did You Say Peach or Pinch?
    S3E7 – Did You Say Peach or Pinch?
    This episode was recorded on a Thursday which sort of threw us all for a loop. We discuss why Mallory hates saying the word “pinch”, Noel talks about WoW changes and her rage cage is slightly rattled this time, and Mallory drops some knowledge bombs on every with 10 Facts about Farts. Mallory briefly discusses her thoughts on the whole Xbox One shenanigans (this is pre E3 mind you!) and rages a little about twitter dickswads. We also talk about a LOT of tv shows and movies and we drop some SPOILER WARNINGS for Game of Thrones.
     
    News in the Gaming world:
    Plants VS Zombies 2 | Matt Smith Leaving Dr. Whore | Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon Keep | Xbox One | OOHH 5.3 |
    TV, Movie and Game Review:
    Hangover3 | Altered | In Her Skin | Sick Nurses | The Great Magician | Hellgate | Hannibal | Arrested Development | Master Chef | Copper | Rookie Blue | GAME OF THRONES
    World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:
    10 Fascinating Facts about Farting
    New Followers:
    @doublespecial @johnnyfeisty @middlefingerbill @fermentazeroth @mhorgrim @jeucegaming @jon_maz @worldofpodcasts @itssoordinary
    Music this week:
    John Newman – Love Me Again (Kove Remix)
    LadyBoner:
    Shout Out: @DJKingpin
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    2 hr 54 min

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Two fine geeky ladies, podcasting about gaming, WoW, Xbox, Movies, TV, Sports, Life and more. Not for the easily offended.