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SeasonTwo, Episode Four of Heals&Headshots!

What we did this week:

We had the great honor of interviewing the great actor, Adam Howden. You might recognize his voice from several games such as Fable 3, SWoTR, Xenoblade Chronicles, Adventures of Tintin, and Anders from Dragon Age2. Adam was such a good sport and answered our questions that varied from his acting experiences to his thoughts on American tv shows. We even managed to make him blush! After the interview, we were completely wiped out and maybe had a little too much to drink. Either way, there were lots of laughs and plenty more inappropriate jokes! Mallory also shares some recent awkward social moments and also an infamous run-in she had with Jimmy Fallon.

Krispy Kreme Challenge Video

Dogging Video

 

News in the Gaming world:

E3 Happened

 

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Torchlight | Wilfred | Prometheus | Haywire | Lara Croft

 

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

iPoo App | Goose named 50Cent | Bare Hand Castration

Shouts/Follows: @surfingaliens @sfjdotcom @iamidiot ANNND go check out the GSPWDT podcast over at the killerreviews.com page!

Music: mother fucking watsky

New Twitter Followers!

@cuttingroomMRB cuttingroomfloorpodcast.blogspot.com

@DeathIsNoEscape – www.cypherproductions.com/deathisnoescapethemovie.html

@DontQuitYourDay – dontquityourdaycast.com – a comedy podcast from San Fran

@DrSarcasticPics – www.drsarcasticpictures.co.uk – a film company out of Norfolk that makes horror films for festivals

@IntoYourHeadPod – intoyourheadradio.com – a comedy podcast from Ireland

@2heavy2skydive – www.tooheavytoskydive.com – a podcast for people who dont like podcasts

@nerdwest – www.nerdwest.com – geek podcast from Washington state

@walknbullseye

@hogsandwich

@the_breja

@tylerdurden1974

@disneygirl85

@gwatsky

LadyBoners: @A_HOWDZ

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SeasonTwo, Episode Three of Heals&Headshots!

What we did this week:

Mallory was cold chillin’ with McCapsALot, they went and saw the Avengers. The Braves made Mallory cry her face off with an amazing surprise homecoming. Noel saw it too and the tears were flowing. Her good friend Courtney is having her daughter’s first birthday in town instead of Houston and Mallory is tickled pink! Taking suggestions for presents to get little Candence. Noel was a very special guest on GroupQuest. The small humans are all ending school so Noel has been even more of a cooking machine than usual. Meaning no WoW and no Diablo sadly. She’s hoping to get back in the swing of things once summer hits. The ladies talk face eating zombies, past drug use (gosh that was fun) and the fact that twitter’s block feature fucking SUCKS.

Our special freaking announcement is that we are interviewing the one and only Adam Howden for our next show! Mallory will BRB MASTERBATING FOREVER. 

 

News in the Gaming world:

Skyrim: Dawnguard DLC | No more head enchants

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Accused | Snow White and the Huntsman | Rookie Blue |

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

While Men Watch | Stupid GMs and boys in general | BBBRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS | NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE, THEY JUST WANT TO EAT THE DELICIOUS SAUSAGE | Mallory poses for a doll company

Shouts/Follows:

@jangasm @mary_mo @a_howdz

Music:

Kimbra Settle Down

New Twitter Followers!

@GeeAndJayShow @Hit_RockBottom @Bravetank @surfingaliens @probablyaero

Don’t forget to check out Noel on Group Quest!

LadyBoners:

@jangasm @mary_mo @a_howdz

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SeasonOne, Episode Thirteen of Heals&Headshots!

Who doesn’t love a show with a birthday Sauce on it? We dive into some goodies this week, Swamp pizzas, Warcraft, some NFL shit and of course BASEBALL SEASON. Mallory and Noel get kinda deep with some bounty hunting that went on in the NFL, a passionate and sorta serious discussion was had but we make up for it with a wicked after show featuring the one and only @Ventchat_sauce. Get your Hitachi’s out people, its game time!

What we did this week:

Mallory – Smacker dug in trash after I tried to hide her candy. Dad found an old stock photo of Lon Chaney Jr (the original Wolfman) with the autograph still intact on it…looking to price it after we authenticate it. Moonbot Studios (shreveport based media studio – they make animated shorts/films, apps, etc) brought home an Academy Award for Best Animated Short “Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore. Theyre having a parade Monday downtown! Saw Jeff Dunham with my nieces – HYSTERICAL! Got the first Dance Central game in – started it up – still like 2 better. Downloaded MLB2K12 demo and Alan Wake American Nightmare demo – will play sometime over next week.

Noel– Rolled an Enhance Shaman. Who knew that I would love running up and hitting things as much as I do! After leveling 3 casters, its such a change. I have zero desire to heal on her. I mean I heal when Jeff and I are running around and he needs one or I do, but for the most part, all 45 levels, I’ve vendored all the spirit, int gear that I’ve gotten. Its all agi/stam for meeeeee! Finally took Sauce’s picture off my laptop. Sad Day. Isaiah started playing baseball, he’s a little Rockie, its pretty awesome. So fucking STOKED for baseball season to start.

News in the Gaming world:

Black Ops 2? | KoAR Pirate themed DLC | HBO go app coming to Xbox | WoW Iron Man Challenge completed.

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Yay Spring Training! | Future Diary | Beneath the Darkness | Once Upon a Time | Grimm

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Evicting Tim Arnold | NFL Levying Fines to Improve Player Safety

Shouts/Follows:

@pubguys  www.pubguys.com – sweet texas boys that podcast from pubs around in texas (maybe DFW area?) and they talk about all kinds of shit.. sports, politics, beer, etc.

New Twitter Followers! @billchete @BF_RantsOnXbox @Xander_Kane @oddcastpodcast @navimedruid

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SeasonOne, Episode Twelve of Heals&Headshots!

Woah Nelly! Take your panties off for another fun poop fart penis filled episode of the Heals&Headshots podcast!!

Question of the Week!

We want you to send us a clip of YOU saying Heals&Headshots for us to use in our bumper! You’ll be famous!

What we did this week:

Mallory spent some quality time reading and dogsitting, started her online class while work has been super stressful. Noel owned some PVP face, rocked some Valentines day parties with some amazing cupcakes, got addicted even more to Tiny Towers and Pinterest.

News in the Gaming world:

ME3 Demo is out | Study shows games are good for eyes | Alan Wake: American Nightmare | Last of Us | Ugly fucking mount now available in the blizzard store. No thanks. | Update to the talent calculator | Some hunter solo’d Algalon

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

More Tudors, Fringe is frustrating me, Walking Dead is back yay!! I love Norman Reedus! | Take Shelter – wow. Not for everyone. Its sort of slow. But gave me chills in the end |  Woman in Black – enjoyable good old fashioned horror movie! | MOTHER FUCKING DOWNTON ABBEY BITCHES | The River didn’t get great reviews from either ladies | Walking Dead | Grey’s/Private Practice cross over episode had Noel’s gramma panties all wet 

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Officer Chased himself | Man sends pics of stolen undies | Someone Needs To Put A Cap In Chris Brown | Hairy Armpit woman chased off a train | Po po beat on a dude who was thrown from a car on the freeway and was totally unconscious | Creepy fucking illustration | Mallory has gotten pretty desperate to get laid | Noel found the perfect guy for Mallory

Shouts/Follows:

@Jeffp2662 for being Noel’s mother fucking gardener | @SecondFunniest – Second Funniest podcast

New Twitter Followers!

@BestofGamers @Sainthooded @Wyre270 @FredPissMeyer @MillerKing51 @pubguys @MikeClineJr @ALilPunchDrunk @Hotshotwhizkids @ErinysVictoria @Mhorgrim @BlizzClothing @mary_mo @Verdthandi @Maruka1977 @dustinwellman @learice @Rilandune @garagecast

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SeasonOne, Episode Eleven of Heals&Headshots!

There was a Super Bowl. We got drunk. Then we decided to podcast. It was super messy, like, WOAH messy, nothing like we’ve done before. We were both very drunk because our teams were not in the said super bowl. We didn’t pay attention to anything. uncut. here we go. Its bad. Like, woah bad. Enjoy.

News in the Gaming world:

Game of Thrones new game trailer – Riverspring area. may 2012 i believe

Skyrim IRL

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Underworld – stupid | Outrage Way of the Yakuza – brutal, intense. Not as brutal as I Saw The Devil  | Smash – tv show about broadway – love it | Once Upon A Time – Still loving this amazing show.

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Big Boobies | Doberman Gets International Support | EW EW EW EW EW EW! | Thought you’d find this amusing | TWO VAGINAS! | How boys podcast Im sure | and Relavent! | UM, this is form your home town

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SeasonOne, Episode HOLYSHITTEN of Heals&Headshots!

Woah Nelly! or Mallory! Hi guys, did ya miss us? Cuz we sure missed you. We had a show full of news because a podcast eating virus ate our last episode. Sure…yea. Mallory went on vacation with moms, saw some ducks. Noel might have found a new guild and will be leveling up a new priest! She also joined the gym. Hooray . Mallory did not take an arrow to the knee playing Skyrim, but worked out her knees doing some Dance Central, burning a fuckton of calories, causing her pants to loosen, and her fall down in her kitchen and almost shat herself. Dance Central is no joke people.

OF COURSE. We are fucking pro and had some audio issues again in the second half of the show. We’re sorry. Turn your volume down a bit after the bitchin’ Zorplox song! The Milty joined us again and we talked about being gansta. He gave his best impression, and it, well…you need to listen to the aftershow to hear it.

Question of the Week:

Mallory is looking for suggestions for some new anime to check out!

Some of the past shows that she likes are: Death Note, Desert Punk, Afro Samurai, Ghost in the Shell, Blood, Gunslinger Girl, Darker than Black, etc.

Noel wants to hear your crazy reasons why Blizzcon was cancelled!

Send in some suggestions to our email!

News in the Gaming world:

| ME3 Demo | Resident Evil 6 |  New Xbox 2013  | Silent Hill Downpour  | BLIZZCON CANCELLED |  Indie Game: The Movie wins big at Sundance

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Luther  |  Spartacus Vengeance  | Rise | Being Human | Eden of the East | Canaan | Social Network | Alpha Dog | Friends with Benefits | Dexter | Touch | Homeland

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

$100 dollar hotdog | No More G-Spot | Flesh Love | Daughter calls cop on mom | People who fuck stuff | Bare butt rubbing fun | I suck yo dick man

Shouts!: New Twitter Followers!

@AlternativeChat, @Lesism, @LastXunn, @Brunty, @_gigs, @egilaaj, @justalethiar, @danellos_EU, @xandarr2112, @sumduud, @moarhealsprease, @achloryn, @swtornicegrl, @ailinea, @fragcast, @allante120, @silky5150, @redhawks_mmos, @dmommoonkin, @_fleurdeforce

Twitter People You Need to Follow:

@indiegamemovie | @accidentalpwn | @A_HOWDZ

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SeasonOne, Episode ATE of Heals&Headshots!

 

Back in the swing of things here. Tons of news, lots of laughter, some discount double checking and of course some good jokes! Mallory has to eat some words when she claimed a LSU victory before the game. Don’t be too mean to her. Noel demands nudes from several chat members and gets DENIED.

Question of the week!

Have you missed anything important while pooping?

What we did this week:

Both hosts battled a bit of illness this past week. Mallory performed all 44 songs in DC2 on any level of the game. Noel actually played some Warcraft and had a good time while doing so. She’s also been posting nifty recipes on her personal blog. Mallory’s mom listened to the show. Heals&Headshots  corrupting moms one mother at a time.

News in the Gaming world:

FFXIII-2 Demo | Fenix Rises | XBOX 720 with DVR? | Mass Effect 3 preorder bonuses revealed | OMG DIABLO 3 IS COMING OUT!!! oh wait

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Beauty and the Beast in 3D January 13th | Boardwalk Empire is amazing | Game of Thrones comes out April 1st!

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Tattoo has undesired side effect  | Doctor makes a big oopsie..AGAIN | This bitch is so fucking funny | A Self-Published Author’s $2-Million Cinderella Story | whyyyyyyyyy???????????

Shouts!: 

@MaximumHorror ( maximumhorror.net ), @GISgamer

Twitter People You Need to Follow:

@OriginalOestrus

Music You Must Listen to:

BOUNCE THAT DICK BITCHES | Oldie but goodie: DJ Fresh & Adam F – When The Sun Goes Down Pendulum “Witchcraft” Netsky remix

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SeasonOne, Episode Seven Minutes in Heaven of Heals&Headshots!

Post Christmas/New Years apocalyptic show. Much hilarity about going rounds in the squared circle with a vagina. Little game news, laughter, and good times. We were full from good food, good holiday cheer and possibly a car accident. We were joined by Milty in the after show. Enjoy!

Question of the week!

What are some nicknames you have given to annoying coworkers/people behind their backs?

“The Cow” – Bitch behind you at work – smacks on ice and candy all day loudly.

“The Farting Seal” – When she laughs it sounds just like a seal and she openly farts loudly without excusing herself or even acknowledging it.

“Hammers” – Late 40s male that can’t write reports and annoys dispatchers. Dumb as a box of hammers.

“The Hand of God” – The dude in vent who never talks, but when he does the whole raid stops because it sounds like God is telling you to move out of the fucking fire.

What we did this week:

We had Christmas. Noel got an iPhone. Mallory got hit by a drunk driver and lived on New Years. Noel cooked a fuckton of food for Christmas Eve dinner. You all missed out. Mallory’s brother is fucking MOVING OUT. hooray.

News in the Gaming world:

List of Upcoming Releases in 2012:

01/31 – Final Fantasy XIII-2 (360, PS3)

02/07 – Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (360, PS3, PC)

03/06 – Mass Effect 3 (360, PS3, PC)

03/20 – Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City (360, PS3, PC)

TBA March – Silent Hill: Downpour (360, PS3)

Fall 2012 – BioShock Infinite (360, PS3, PC)

Fall 2012 – Halo 4 (360)

TBA 2012 – Borderlands 2 (360, PS3, PC)

Weak sales for FFXIII-2 in Japan – sold 525,271 PS3 copies in Japan on its first day of availability |  the Xbox 360 version of Final Fantasy XIII-2 debuted on Japanese sales charts at number 48 selling only 10,000 units, or 30.23 percent of shipped stock | “It would seem that waning female interest is at least partially the culprit, as interest among female gamers declined from 31.3 percent for the original game to 22.2 percent for the sequel. “

Diablo 3 for console? : Blizzard recently posted a job opening for a software engineer and the post mentions PS3, Playstation network, Xbox 360, and Xbox marketplace. Saw some tweets about how they feel like consoles didnt deserve to get Diablo 3. DISCUSS.

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Sherlock Holmes A Game of Shadows – loved it! Funnier, wittier, and badass slow mo

Darkest Hour – didnt expect much — wasn’t disappointed since my expectations were LOW..

Impractical Jokers – new show on trutv – a group of friends who dare each other to do crazy things like give fake surveys where they wont know the question until they open it (questions like – on a scale of 1-10 how much did your boobs jiggle on the roller coaster)

Spartacus: Vengeance  – Starts Jan 27th on Starz (nomnom Liam McIntyre and Dustin Clare) if you havent seen either seasons they are on Netflix and also airing on Starz in a marathon starting this weekend

Noel loves The Walking Dead. She knows, she knows, months behind.

Our favorite show New Girl got nominated for some Golden Globes. YEY!

World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Man tried to use a $1 Million Dollar Bill | Groper Stops to say Cheese | Louisiana ranked #1 in filming locations | Shady rental post on Craigslist | Holy fuck, thank you BGO from 5 WoW Things for sharing this

Shouts!: 

YOUR FACE | Most awesome DC2 chick EVER  AKA SuicideXSqueeze

Twitter People You Need to Follow:

@DruidMain – Because she’s a smokin’ hot bitch

Thanks to our new followers:

@mattkrotzer @vahete @TrocarRogue @Bilbo311 @DbleRods @Redfield8400 @spiderkav @_Jeg_ @Slash2Kormus @esterwogen @saj167 @PowerWordHug @space_docking @hearthcast  @quelynne_sith @billchete @vocitus @zerophoenix  @bghorror @darker[...]

SeasonOne, Episode Five of Heals&Headshots!

Holy moly, what the ever living fuck happened on this show? @ventchat_sauce was our special guest and completely derailed EVERYTHING. Fen must keep that boy’s nuts in a electronic vice grip to tazer him when he gets out of hand.

Noel made fun of @ventchat’s internet and Fen must have summoned the mic eating robot monster attacked her mic and @ventchat_sauce’s mic and everyone’s mic at least one point during the show. Audio problems ensued. 17 minutes of pre-show because there was just SO MUCH laughter that we had to give it to yall. After show we were graced by another southern accent ‘The ChieF’ @sp3cialk, who can palm a basketball and travels for sex. Mallory made a list and checked it twice and we think that The ChieF will soon be getting sliced. Or a slice. Or something….wait what?

Question of the week!

What alcoholic drink can you never drink again and why? Borrowed idea from 40oz Of Horror <3

What we did this week:

We didn’t do jack shit this week. We suck. Mallory is looking for a place to live, so if you have a shoe box, she might be interested. Noel had some dramz, but that all got smoothed out like sauces freshly shaved nipples.

News in the Gaming world:

Lots of world premiers at VGAs: Metal Gear Rising | Bioware’s Command and Conquer: Generals 2 | New Hitman: Absolution | Blizzard’s Diablo 3 | Alan Wake: American Nightmare | Bioshock Infinite

TV, Movie, and Game Reviews:

Left 4 Dead fanmade teaser : Produced by Northern Five Entertainment and Sponsored by Airsoft GI, the full film will be released “soon.”

Bunraku – Josh Hartnett (yum!) Woody Harrelson Demi Moore – Fun movie lots of nicely choreographed fights comic book style graphics shamelessly over the top story lacks a little the sound effects when someone punched another person made me giggle (trumpet sounds like the old Dick Tracy days)

 World of fucked up and not so fucked up news:

Man Calls for a hooker – gets daughter | Dude Convicted for “planking” spree in Wisconsin | Student freaks out at library over other students “breathing loudly” | Women survives being buried alive, digs herself out with engagement ring | Noel wanted to bone Glen Danzig at 16. Now? Not so much 

Shouts!: 

@mattkrotzer – piiiiiinnneeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaapppppple | @thesundering BRING IT MOTHER FUCKERS | @lastpodstanding – Last Podcaster Standing – fucking hilarious podcast! Check it out!

Twitter People You Need to Follow:

Thanks to our new followers: @TheGeekHole, @_Angelya, @Ancient8, @polygamerous, @gnomewar, @LilpeanutWoW, @wowzerg, @thfonz98, @Middlebrooke, @WowdBlog, @MarkBeers, @nerdaverse, @KaatTheInsane, @TouristTrapFilm, @Fimlys, @sp3cialk, @TheGeekDomain, @amerpriest, @DuffusMonkey

Music You Must Listen to:

#MotorboatMonday

@podcastitute

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