Hello Dysfunction

Botox time is always a joy.
This is a luxury trailer community.
New Year’s resolution for couples. 
Billionaires don’t need space toys. 

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Welcome to the smoking closet.
Crystal has tough lungs and more unlocked memories. Don’t fake the funk. Pata Fria wants a spiked ring of ownership and McKenzie fights. 

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Today’s episode is gross. 
There is no singing today. 
We’re definitely from the older generation, hygiene is being brought up AGAIN. 
Tweaker fights are the best. 

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Everybody’s sick. 
We’re old. Crystal’s paranormal roommates have been ACTIVE. Try to stay on top of your meds and don’t be a cheater.

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Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!  
The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. 
If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. 
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Last episode of the year; 2021 has not been kind. You can stop being friends without becoming enemies. CDC said go to work. Don’t buy your kids tattoo machines. The Damato kids are hilarious. Snow trips with no adults. Roses for Jesus. 

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We’re not starting a pet furniture line.
They can’t all be good days.
Crystal has been living on IG live.
Treat yourself to an occasional visit from a housekeeper.
Dog bites.
Poor family outings.

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We’re so happy to be back.
Don’t let anyone put you in a closet.
Self love shouldn’t bother you.
Sober sex is different!
Tattoos are great.

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We love you Billy.
National Day of Mourning.
Don’t learn to make greens on the internet.
Autopsy tours should be a thing.
Frankenstein has moved out.
Hippos are living it up in Colombia.

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ANY amount helps, even just a share is so greatly appreciated. 




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We’re back after a rough couple weeks.
Pata Fria has a plastic surgery addiction. Billy gave us a huge scare. Check in with your kids and take mental health as seriously as physical health. Don’t go slow in the fast lane and always shower before you get waxed. 

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It’s our 3 year anniversary week!! 
The new iPhone update might have a sneaky new feature. Bad service in a restaurant is really a mood killer and if Crystal wants your recipe she’ll track you down! 

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