Hello Dysfunction

Crystal got her final vaccine, Pata Fria has gerd. Don't have power trips while driving and be very careful using uber and lyft. Cute puppies, perform a random act of kindness, stalkers are no fun and some unfortunate news stories. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 
I Care A Lot (Netflix) 
Buried by the Bernards (Netflix)
Canine Intervention (Netflix) 
Allen v. Farrow (HBO Max)

The number for covid testing in your area: 
1-888-634-1123

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We’re entering the world of video. Crystal’s cat has fallen in love. Acid reflux feels like death is near. There’s a teen missing from Richmond. Cleaning your eyelash extensions is a must. Is there really a such thing as “just friends”? And nevermind the expiration dates. 

This weeks tv recommendations are:
Soft White Underbelly: “Faith” episode (YouTube) 
Judas and The Black Messiah (HBO)
War Dogs (Netflix) 
Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel (Netflix) 

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Disrespectful dreams. Carolyn gets a haircut. What do you want to be when you grow up? The truth from Doug. Wishing Tessica the best. Sex work really is empowering and witchcraft won the Super Bowl. 

This week’s tv recommendations are:
Jersey Shore 
Season 3 of The Sinner 

The number for covid testing in your area: 
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It’s been a really dysfunctional week. 
The original is always better than a copy. There’s been a horrible local murder. Awkward parenting moments, the disgusting wealth gap and some great listener write ins. 

This week’s book recommendation is: 
How To Talk To Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere by Larry King 

The number for covid testing in your area: 
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It’s raining it’s pouring, Crystal got the vaccine and is in Facebook jail, AGAIN! Constipated babies, postpartum hair loss and Pata Fria might not be asexual after all. Eskimo sisters, don’t tattoo animals and stay out of ppl’s trash! 

This week’s tv recommendation is: 
Tell Me Who I Am (Netflix) 

The number for covid testing in your area: 
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Crystal blows a nervous kiss, we reintroduce ourselves and Pata Fria’s mom hates green. Michigan is taking steps in the right direction, aggressive hippos are throwing off ecosystems and don’t get braces at anyone’s home. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 
Night Stalker (Netflix)
Unforgotten: 25yrs after Willowbrook (tubi)
An American Crime (tubi)
Hard Candy (tubi) 

Book recommendations: 
A Child Called “It” 

The number for covid testing in your area: 
1-888-634-1123

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Crystal thought she had Covid. Coffee is just a blindfold. Take care of your credit and cheese is more addicting than crack. Vaping isn’t safer than cigs and please don’t call our phones or do emergency break-thrus. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 
Dear Mr. Gacy (on Tubi) 
Surviving Death (Netflix) 

The number for covid testing in your area: 
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Covid is acting a fool, protect your toes! Carolyn takes a fall, grieving is tough, are you being accountable for your own actions? Celebrities and their spouses being frauds, don’t stay with anyone that doesn’t clean themselves and some tardy Happy Birthdays!
This week’s tv recommendations are:
The Minimalists (Netflix)
The Wittman’s (ID Chanel)
Obsession: Dark Desires (Hulu) 

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2020 is trying to kill Pata Fria. Always practice fire safety. Having kids later in life might be the way to go and Pee Pee is very spiritual. Wipe your devices before gifting them. Don’t touch hot things. Tinder for corpses is unfortunately not a thing, but do you know a serial killer? Some listener questions and lots of laughs. 

This week’s tv recommendations are: 

Songbird
Nekromantik 
Diagnosis
I’m your woman
and Soul. 

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It’s been a rough week. The vaccine is here, register your sons for a draft?? Some breaking news in really old cases, and the best verzuz yet. Take care of your mental health, some funny work stories and cool things to watch. 

This week’s tv recommendations are:
Alabama Snake Murder on Middle Beach The BeeGees doc On The Record The Surgeon’s Cut Room 1028

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