Hello, Smileton

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Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring the goods and by goods we can only mean comedy and original music straight from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world.

In today's episode, get a guide to the latest and greatest hotspots around town in the appropriately titled AROUND TOWN. Plan your Smileton social calendar with CONFIDENCE.

And while you're at it, why not plan the month ahead with the most astoundingly accurate horoscope known to man or beast? ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE will steer you right.

Turn up your device when songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE come blasting through. Dance like everybody's watching because they are.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

3:12 Around Town

15:05 Song Request

19:15 SONG – Goldfinger

25:29 Accuscope Horoscope

41:36 SONG – World War IX

Fun is headed straight for you like an out of control bulldozer so stand up proud and let it run right over you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your hosts, Smileton is the town, and comedy and original music is the plan.

In this episode, Smileton citzens bombard the show with questions LIVE in the latest MAILBAG. Questions and answers and everything in between. Our plucky hosts are gonna have to put on their dancin' shoes to be able to answer these questions with the appropriate amount of aplomb!

The latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE is your one-stop shop for the wacked-out, off-kilter junk our neighbours have for sale. Shake your head in disbelief and break out your wallet. Bargains will abound!

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean you'll be tapping your toes throughout this whole thing and surely there's no better thing you could be doing with your feet while you listen.

Listen to the show podcast pundits have called "staggering", "wildly entertaining", and "maddeningly obtuse."

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show timestamps:

1:16 Mailbag LIVE!

16:11 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'

20:05 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Roller Rink

26:41 Small Town, Big Marketplace

35:22 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer trundle on and if you want something better than lemonade to wash them down with then consider this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth present comedy and original music in a tidy podcast package that tempts one to ask "is it possible to be too entertaining?"

Whether we're listening to a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD or getting a vintage, though still chillingly prescient ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you will have all the evidence you need to decide that you have found your new favorite podcast.

A couple of songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the sweet, sweet recipe so what are you waiting for? Get listening!

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps

7:23 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 20, 2023)

23:46 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose

27:03 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, August 12, 2021)

41:01 SONG – So Far, No Good

Some would say that this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is the greatest single episode of any podcast ever. I wouldn't presume to doubt the voice of the people, so instead I recommend subscribing and playing this episode post haste.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are sharing the good stuff straight from Smileton. Whether they're talking about the latest stories, pronouncements and wisdom shared by Smileton's greatest living rock practitioner in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, or keeping each other honest as they get to the bottom of the state of their resolutions in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you'll be rolling around in joy as the only possible response.

Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate and this tidy entertainment package is gonna push all those buttons of yours.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

2:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:51 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

25:02 Paid Advertisement – The Barking Bettor

32:50 New Year's Resolution Update

42:22 SONG – Lovestorm

Like a blazing lighthouse, let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, guide you gently to the shores of entertainment fulfilment.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are chomping at the bit to deliver a crackerjack assortment of comedy and original music good times and they've crammed as much of each into this tidy little episode as was humanly possible.

The Smileton Death Metal Festival 2024 is winding down and it's none too soon for Jason as he relates a travesty of an incident that happened to his rock-loving buddy Lance and his store Musique By Lance in the latest SMILETON STORY.

Miss Elizabeth brings the latest headlines from here in Smileton to life and reads them like a real news reporter and everything in a scintillating edition of the SMILETON NEWS.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will juice up this show to almost unbearable extremes of fun. So buckle up, pal 'o mine – it's gonna be a ride.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:41 Smileton Story – Musique by Lance Gets ROCKED

22:24 SONG – Banana Bus

25:06 Smileton News

37:39 SONG – Infinity Machine

That's not the heat of the sun setting your mind ablaze. It's the searing heat of entertainment radiating from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Coming at you live to tape from Smileton, Alberta, the podcasting capital of the world, Jason and MIss Elizabeth strive mightily to bring you delightful comedy and delightful original music in a delightful package and if you think you might be delighted by the show on offer here, nice detective work!

In a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us the good word of rock. For gritty anecdotes, rock wisdom and the unfiltered musings of Smileton's hardest rocking citizen, look no further.

A vintage doubleshot gives us a DEATH METAL UPDATE to bring us up to speed on that off-kilter world and a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT wherein Jason fills us in on the big problem with men wearing flip flops.

Two Smile Syndicate songs keep us bopping along as well so for power packed entertainment this dense, there is no other source. You must now listen.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamp:

5:06 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 5, 2023)

23:33 SONG – The Burgled 2000

26:08 Death Metal Update/Public Service Announcement (from April 10, 2023)

45:13 SONG – Rhythm 21

The summer heat has probably got ya hunkered down with a wet tea towel on your head. So, since you're too hot and tired to do anything else, why not check out this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON?

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are live to tape and in color and ready to deliver the best comedy and original music Smileton has to offer.

In today's extravaganza, we'll revisit a classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER to learn about what Smileton's finest have been up to on those mean streets. And Jason, accepting the previously unwanted presence of the Smileton Death Metal Festival, delights us all with DEATH METAL SHOUT OUTS. Jason's come around on Death Metal? Listen and see!

And in a vintage segment from days gone by, the show is interrupted by an impassioned warning from the Smileton Pneumatic Tube and our plucky hosts keep on truckin' right on into  MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. Hear what other shows Smileton's busiest podcaster gets up to makin' when she's not making this show!

And the music part of the equation is ably filled by two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Hum along, tap your toes or just flat out bust some moves – the choice is yours.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show timestamps:

3:23 Smileton Police Blotter/Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs (from July 17, 2023)

25:08 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

29:00 Pneumatic Tube / Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from January 30, 2023)

48:08 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

Drop what you're doing and kick it into the ditch because it's a foolish waste of time compared to listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth, unbowed by the summer heat, have turned up the temperature on comedy and original musical entertainment and today's show will show without doubt that they've hit the boiling point.

Smileton's most intense, over-the-top yoga master Angel has his eager student Jason delivering his timely words of wisdom in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL. Think of the sagest monk with the fighting skills of that guy from UFC 4.

Crank messages, bizarre missives and baffling utterances highlight any edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and this latest one is no exception. Your head will be spinning in delight after hearing what the good people of Smileton have to say.

Two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us the musical good times and why not? After the week you've had, you deserve it.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:02 A Yoga Moment with Angel

19:45 SONG – Dirt Bke

24:00 Smileton Community Message Board

40:09 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000

Better than the jolt you get from a bug zapper, stronger than surge of power you get from a caffine-infused sugar drink, get what you need from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

If comedy and original music is what you're after, Jason and Miss Elizabeth are happy to deliver it, with gusto.

The Smileton Death Metal Festival kicks off and Miss Elizabeth has all the details in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. There is much frivolity to be had, Jason's consternation not withstanding.

In the latest, SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT, hear which titans of the road have fallen and which are soon to be back on the road, smacking that tennis ball.

And in AROUND TOWN, get pointed to some of the key hotspots and events that dot Smileton like an out-of-control breakout of spots or somesuch.

Two poppin' songs by Smileton hitmakers THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of that huge pile of freshly-baked entertainment goodness.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:22 Death Metal Update

18:36 SONG – In The Year 2525

21:54 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

28:41 Around Town

37:29 SONG – Rumpus Room

Putting this show in your ears is like biting down on a high voltage line of entertainment. Sound fun? Then get listening to this, the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proudly presenting this lovingly crafted piece of audio entertainment of the comedy and original music sort and they hope you don't start shunning other podcasts on account of how good this one is.

In today's episode, a doubleshot of classic doubleshots of episodes gone by. Whether you're looking for the latest in over-the-top intense yoga in Smileton, an update on the insane traffic situations that bedevil our little community, a list of the latest Smileton hotspots you gotta check out, or our plucky podcast hosts keeping each other honest about their New Year's Resolutions, you've got a ton and a half reasons to check out today's episode.

We'll even add two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE to sweeten the deal.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:39 Smileton Traffic Report / New Year's Resolution Update (from October 23, 2023)

19:52 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie

23:33 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Around Town (from December 4, 2023)

44:32 SONG – I Won't Waffle