Hello, Smileton

Holy smokes! Talk about entertainment! The latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is DYNAMITE!

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. And their blend of comedy and original music capering is sure to give you that turbo-powered surge of joy you need to power you through the upcoming week.

In the brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth presents the news from the screwball world of death metal, Jason's protests notwithstanding.

A SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT will give you the full rundown of the injuries plaguing some of Smileton's best street hockey players. Place your bets accordingly!

And the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will vex, trouble and baffle even the most stoic observer. We certainly have a motley assortment of characters in this town and they're not shy about letting their freak flags fly.

Two tracks by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will make you happy there's such a thing as music.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:53 Death Metal Update

14:13 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

21:10 SONG – Dirt Bike

23:55 Smileton Community Message Board

36:52 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?

Blasts from the past are upon you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are present and accounted for and are focused on delivering comedy and original music fun in a particularly robust manner.

The vast archives of this show (and it's prevision incarnation The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) contain riches and two classic segments are revisited with enthusiasm.

A classic DEATH METAL UPDATE presents the latest news and views from the off-kilter world of Death Metal and voicemails from Smileton's leading Death Metal visionary Jorg Flurnstadt punctuate that frothy mix.

The very first SMILETON NEWS ever broadcast is presented once again and features a particularly thrilling traffic report from Smileton's own Scott Skyman.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring home the fact that for power-packed entertainment, you'll search in vain forever for a better source than this show.

HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.

Show Timestamps:

3:00 Death Metal Update (with Jorg Voicemails) (from October 31, 2019)

23:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

27:35 Smileton News (from July 29, 2019)

47:56 SONG - Goldfinger

The vexatious puzzle that has been plaguing this show for months has finally been solved. Listen for yourself to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and hear for yourself how we have increased the Entertainment Density of this show a thousandfold.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and the near-Absolute Zero temperatures outside have not cooled down their comedy and musical capering down one single bit.

The Smileton of the past is explored as we dust off the pages of history to explore THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY. We also get you where you need to be by providing the latest SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT.

A PAID ADVERTISEMENT not only pays the bills but also points you at the Smileton small business you need to check out for quality goods and/or services and in the thrilling finale, our hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions in the first NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE of 2024.

Add a couple of songs by the Smileton band THE SMILE SYNDICATE to an already jam-packed show and the result will continue to dazzle you long after you've finished listening.

HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.

Show Timestamps:

2:39 This Week In Smileton History

9:40 Smileton Traffic Report

16:19 SONG – Rasputin

20:52 Paid Advertisement – Garbage Catapult Emporium

28:01 New Year's Resolution Update

39:43 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)

A supernova of unimaginable entertainment awaits in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the podcasting capital of the world and their dear town of Smileton is a veritable hot house of joy creation.

The depths of Jason's Inner Mind are plumbed and the sticky globules of truth are brought to the surface in the latest uncanny guide to your future: ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen, if you've the courage.

Miss Elizabeth brings us a hard-hitting newscast and what you'll learn about our town from it would fill three or four fairly large volumes, single-spaced. The SMILETON NEWS is gonna tell you what's what.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE are the final ingredient that makes this entertainment cocktail so freakin' refreshing. Drink up!

HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.

Show Timestamps:

3:15 Accuscope Horoscope

25:40 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'

29:24 Smileton News

43:28 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

A new year gets off to an EXPLOSIVE start with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are showing up as early as possible this year and are fully prepared to deliver the very best in comedy and original music entertainment, straight from Smileton.

A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE will see our hosts checking in with each other about their latest batch of resolutions and vigorously keep each other honest while a vintage SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will have us getting messages straight from the good people of our town, whether we want to hear them or not.

HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.

Show Timestamps:

3:31 New Year's Resolution Update (from January 3, 2022)

21:55 SONG – I Won't Waffle

26:15 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 23, 2020)

42:53 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox

How does a Christmas Blizzard of Fun sound? I thought so. This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is gonna deliver the best Christmas present ever and aren't you lucky to be on the receiving end?

Jason and Miss Elizabeth take a break from their holiday making to deliver this Yuletide message of comedy and musical entertainment, straight from Smileton.

Gifts are evaluated and rated during a rigorous JASON'S GIFT REVIEW while a classic edition of the SMILETON NEWS keeps us informed of the goings-on from a Christmas past.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get you up and dancing and what better way to end the year?

HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses.

Show Timestamps:

2:21 Jason's Gift Review

13:13 SONG – Rumpus Room

16:34 Smileton News (from December 14, 2020)

31:52 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells

The podcast you can't get enough of has dropped a huge present in your lap, just in time for the holiday season!

This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, contains comedy and musical outpourings so entertaining, you'll be positively gobsmacked by the experience of listening.

In a classic edition of MAILBAG, hear Jason befuddled and conundrumized as questions sent in to the show spins his mind like a top, much to Miss Elizabeth's delightedment.

In a vintage LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, we'll hear Smileton's living prophet of rock deliver the good word and oh, but don't it feel good.

A couple of songs by Smileton's own 6th or 7th favorite band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, make this show just the ticket to fuel your holiday cheer.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:57 Mailbag (from February 7, 2022)

22:01 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie

25:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 6, 2022)

42:34 SONG – Rogue and Rascal

Podcasting entertainment as pure and crisp as a lungful of mountain air? That's what you want? Well, good, because that's what's on offer in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than happy to be able to provide the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.

In an intriguing edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest from that bizarre world that mixes fascination and consternation in equal measure.

Smileton's small businesses step up and support the show and earn their way straight into a PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

And our intrepid hosts keep each other honest as they do a year-end round up of how their rashly-made resolutions ended up going in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.

This, plus music from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE, will be sufficient fuel to power you through the week like a rocketship fueled with joy.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:17 Death Metal Update

17:09 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

21:12 Paid Advertisement – The Joyful Catapult

27:22 New Year's Resolution Update

37:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

It behooves us to provide a warning about this week's episode. If hooking wires straight up to the fun centres of your brain and turning the juice on to full and zapping yourself straight into the most intense good time you've ever had listening to a podcast then plug on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are your trusty guides through Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Much comedy and musical enjoyment is headed straight your way so brace yourself.

A blast of yoga wisdom from Smileton's most over the top yoga practitioner will hit you full force like an unexpected kick to the solar plexus in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.

Smileton is full of things to do and your co-hosts will guide you to some of the most hot of hot spots in town in a brand new AROUND TOWN.

Jason's id, located deep within his fevered brain, seethes and pulsates and produces truth nuggets that rise, unbidden through his subconscious out into the light of day. Why do you care? Well, it's only the source of the world's most accurate horoscope. THAT'S ALL. Listen close and learn what the month ahead holds in store for you in the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of this hearty steak dinner of a show.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

3:40 A Yoga Moment with Angel

16:05 Around Town

23:37 SONG – Snow Fort

27:07 Accuscope Horoscope

40:54 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

One is tempted to liken the impact of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, to being hit with a Cat 5 entertainment hurricane while standing on the peak of the highest mountain top. One is also tempted to recognize this is drastically understating matters.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are beaming and proud and why not? They're only delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.

On tap today is a vintage double shot: an edition of the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER that reminds us all that the thin blue line never rests because there's a lot of nutty stuff going on out there and a PAID ADVERTISEMENT that reminds us all that no home décor is complete without lots of spittoons all over the place.

Surely that's enough for one show? Yeah, you'd think so, but we're not done yet. How about a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK to fill you with the spirit of rock, rocking and other rock-related concerns.

The holiday times are upon us now and we'll be celebrating that fact by playing a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. If that doesn't get you dancin' and jitterbuggin' and buggin' and crawlin' the walls, I don't know what will.

HELLO, SMILETON. Fall In Love With Podcasts All Over Again.

Show Timestamps

5:38 Smileton Police Blotter / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from January 2, 2023)

23:40 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

27:21 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from March 6, 2023)

47:58 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000