Hello, Smileton

Cram this show into your ears and ignite your brain with this high-octane funtime rocket fuel. There's no denying the propulsive energy of the entertainment flying out of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and their riotous blend of comedy and music has taken the podcasting world by storm.

The mean streets of Smileton have their watcher and Miss Elizabeth reports on the latest from the police scanner in a brand new SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER.

The good people of Smileton have their say and it's sure to leave us vexed and confused. Put on a thick, wool hat and listen to the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.

Throw in a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from Jason's buddy Lance and two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say this show is more than enough to fill your belly until the next new episode rolls around.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:06 Smileton Police Blotter

12:39 Paid Advertisement – Musique By Lance

19:23 SONG – In The Year 2525

22:44 Smileton Community Message Board

37:05 SONG – So Far, No Good

Three cheers to you for picking this podcast to listen to. A better way to spend your time has ne'er been conceived so kudos on the great taste you've got on display there, friend. Once you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, you'll convince yourself all over again just how sound your judgement can be sometimes.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason have stormed back into action, delivering the very best in Funtime Comedy and Musical capering.

Jason's open heart gets him into trouble again with a house guest while Miss Elizabeth gives us the rundown on some of the happenings from some of the 91 other podcasts she does on a weekly basis. I bet you didn't know you needed an all-new edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, but it turns out you did, so good thing there's one sitting right here for ya.

Place your bets the right way when you get the latest from the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT. Guaranteed money in your pocket? You heard right.

Miss Elizabeth brings her award-deserving newscast to the world's attention in the latest SMILETON NEWS. Find out what the skinny is here in Smileton and consider yourself well-informed after hearing it.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE punctuate the proceedings with catchy hooks, danceable tunes and rhythms that will get you out of that hammock and straight onto the dance floor.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:16 Jason's House Guest

3:40 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

19:25 SONG – Dirt Bike

22:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

27:57 Smileton News

38:33 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'

No, this uncannily entertaining podcast did not arise because of a wish made upon a cursed monkey's paw! Who put that idea in your head? I think you'd better focus on putting better things in your head. Like this: the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world and their comedy and music capering is sure to fill your dangerously depleted entertainment tanks.

In a vintage MAILBAG, Miss Elizabeth peppers Jason with questions sent in by listeners and what should have been a straight-forward Q&A session evolves into something far more... delicious?

And our hosts keep each other honest in a classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear how their New Year's resolutions are coming along and thrill as our no-holds-barred hosts hold each other to account.

Two songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate infuse the proceedings with catchy, up-beat goodness and who could say no to that?

HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:32 Mailbag (from August 12, 2021)

23:55 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye

27:32 New Year's Resolution Update (from July 8, 2021)

42:16 SONG – Rhythm 21

Halloween's just around the corner. Do you need to have your spookiest costume on in order to enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON? Well, no, of course not. What an odd notion. Trouble me no more with this.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth cannot be more excited than they are at this moment. Good thing it's time to present a couple of classic segments from Hello, Smileton (and its previous incarnation as The Smile Syndicate Music Hour). Whether you're in the mood for a vintage, off-putting and baffling edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE or getting direction for your future choices from a years-old edition of ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you're gonna get what you need.

Delightful comedy capering, straight from the heart of Smileton. But that's not all! How about a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICIATE? Consider the deal sweetened.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:32 Death Metal Update (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, April 1, 2021)

19:48 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

23:20 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, January 11, 2021)

42:33 SONG – Infinity Machine

If you hear only one podcast episode this week, make it this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Why this particular one? How about the fact that listening to this will turn your life upside down for the better. For starters.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason have prepared another all-new assortment of Funtime Comedy Capering and musical enjoyments and it's just what you need to power you through another week.

Lance Brock, Smileton rock guru and music store proprietor, gives us the latest word from Rock Mount Olympus in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK.

A traffic update will help you navigate our town more quickly or point you to some incidents you've GOT to check out. Either way, the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT promises to be the most wildly entertaining traffic update you've ever heard.

Our intrepid hosts keep each honest as New Year's resolutions made in haste are checked and re-checked throughout the year and we'll hear how our hosts are doing in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the bow on this dandy little present of a show. Listen!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

6:55 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

24:54 SONG – Zip It

28:00 Smileton Traffic Report

33:05 New Year's Resolution Update

43:59 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

If you can find another podcast that will spin ya harder than a merry-go-round and shoot ya up higher than a see-saw then go listen to it. But since you can't, you might as well stick around and listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth point you to all the most exciting spots in Smileton in another AROUND TOWN. Plot your social activities in Smileton with CONFIDENCE.

A featured word from our sponsor will either encourage you to buy the product or leave you bemused and befuddled. Either way, listen up when one of our sponsors chimes in in the latest PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

The good people of Smileton have their say and it's frequently baffling and confusing. All in a day's work for the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.

There's also two songs by the band voted 27th most popular in Smileton: THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Have a listen and see why these kids are on the UPSWING.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:58 Around Town

10:30 Paid Advertisement – Rose-Colored Vision Care

16:43 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose

20:01 Smileton Community Message Board

36:50 SONG – New Planetoid

One way or the other, listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is going to put you on a better path in life. Funtime comedy capering and musical entertainments is going to brighten your surroundings, your inner state and the road ahead. Is that too much for a single podcast to deliver? Listen to this one and you tell me!

Miss Elizabeth and Jason comb through the archives of this show and present classic segments for our delectation. A look through the history books of our dear town of Smileton plus some rapid fire questions from the kids of today kick off the show. Our plucky hosts sure have to get up to some fancy dancin' to navigate that fun zone! And in a classic DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth brings us the latest from the off-kilter, off-putting world of death metal.

Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and the elements are all there to change your life for the better.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:50 This Week in Smileton History / Rappin' with the Kids (from May 15, 2023)

25:18 SONG – Breaking The Law

29:00 Death Metal Update (from May 22, 2023)

44:49 SONG – Time of the Great Apes

Stop wasting your time freeclimbing then base jumping and listen to something far more exciting: this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason is dancing twice as hard this week because his trusty co-host Miss Elizabeth is off being a social butterfly at a podcasting conference in nearby Pickle Hills but no matter: a couple of classic segments selected from the archive will provide more than enough entertainment for the upcoming week.

A stone cold classic edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK will have us all giddy with glee as we listen to Smileton's rock sage give us the good word.  And in a vintage edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the people of Smileton have their say and confusion and perplexity will surely follow in their wake.

Chuck a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE in to the mix, why don't ya? And what do you end up with? A piece of dynamite podcasting entertainment, that's what.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Song Timestamps:

2:27 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from (154) 2020-10-08 T - A Lasagna Pie of Stupid)

18:03 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

22:10 Smileton Community Message Board (from (200) 2021-03-18 – You Can't Call Austin's Dad A Stupid Idiot Nerd)

35:43 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

Does a single podcast episode have the power to change your life? When you're talking about the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, I'd say the answer to you is: what do you think, Einstein? OF COURSE.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you a collection of entertainment specifically calibrated to fill your joytank for the upcoming week. Whether we're talking about Jason delivering his baffling and thrillingly accurate ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE or Miss Elizabeth pestering her co-host with questions sent in via the MAILBAG, I'd say your next hour or so is lookin pretty frickin' rosy.

But we don't stop there. Smileton's own tunesmiths THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us two songs that will get us a poppin' and a boppin'.

Not bad for a plucky little show pundits dismissed as "who the hell would want to listen to that thing?"

HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:10 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, episode 127, July 6, 2020)

19:10 SONG – Dinosaur God

24:46 Mailbag (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, episode 136, August 6, 2020)

40:21 SONG – Electric Wiggle

Was the 50th episode of a podcast ever better? I'm asking, because I haven't heard that many podcasts. In any event, this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is pretty good and that's sayin' somethin'.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason once again bring you the very best in Funtime comedy capering and original music outpourings.

Jason shares his latest adventure with Smileton drumming ace Vance Brock. Regardless of how he feels about how things went, you'll find it hilari-lightful.

The latest goings-on in Smileton are presented with authority and a cool theme song in the latest SMILETON NEWS. Listen to this segment and consider yourself well-informed.

Songs by the fairly popular Smileton band THE SMILE SYNDICATE tickle our ears along the way with some songs and all of this together adds up to a pretty crackerjack episode of the show. Will episode 100 be as fun? STAY TUNED.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:15 Smileton Story – Vance's vans

21:45 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

25:41 Smileton News

41:59 SONG – Rogue and Rascal