Hello, Smileton

No warning labels on this episode but if there was one it would say something like "BEWARE! Contents are INTENSELY ENTERTAINING. AND FUN. LISTEN AT OWN RISK!" Sound like a challenge you're up to? Then tune on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason have come out of the comedy and original music laboratories with another winner. Whether you're in the mood to chuckle, laugh or guffaw, you'll find something to like right here.

No amount of consternation from Jason will stop Miss Elizabeth from delivering the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. Whether it's a fit of the giggles, or news of more festivals raining down on Smileton like locusts, this update has the latest news and views.

Our trusty co-hosts keep each other honest with the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Who has stayed the course? Who has failed the test? Both? Neither? Who? Listen and find out!

Not only comedy capering but catchy music from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will tickle our ears and enliven our spirits.

Such entertainment can barely be contained in a single podcast but here we are. Dig in and LISTEN.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:29 Death Metal Update

20:57 SONG – The Candy Man

23:57 Paid Advertisement: Lacey's Ski-Doo and Hot Tub Pick-A-Part

28:51 New Year's Resolution Update

39:09 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes

"Now that's what I call a podcast!" Wanna be saying that yourself? Then listen on in to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are your trusty co-hosts, broadcasting their comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.

In today's shockingly fun episode, Smileton's rock guru Lance Brock gives us the rock insight straight from his rocking soul in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK.

Smileton street hockey fans! Tune in to hear the rundown of the latest injuries of your favorite players in the latest INJURY UPDATE. Adjust your bets accordingly!

And in the latest SUNSHINE REPORT, Miss Elizabeth gives us a grab bag of magical experiences she's been having in Smileton lately. Delightful or perplexing, according to taste.

Add to the joy a couple of songs by Smileton's mid-tier pop combo THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got a podcast episode finely tuned to deliver maximum entertainment impact.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show TImestamps:

1:32 Jason's Unexpected Joy

5:19 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

23:24 SONG – Banana Bus

26:05 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Update

30:58 The Sunshine Report

39:25 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

Surpassing excitement and podcast satisfaction are just some of the takeaways from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason as they caper and prance their way through the very best in comedy and original music confections. Straight from Smileton and burrowing their way into your heart, you'll swell with joy as you hear the delightful bantering about to assault your senses.

In a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, we'll hear from the good citizenry of Smileton at their outrageous best and if you think Miss Elizabeth doing 91 other podcasts apart from this one means she's too busy to give us a rundown on what's going on in these other shows, then you'd be mistaken. A vintage MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP is the damning proof of your error.

Two delightful songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean this show is committed to giving you everything it has week after week.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:19 Smileton Community Message Board (from January 21, 2021)

17:45 SONG – Werenerd

21:37 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from May 17, 2021)

35:35 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

Be the big shot you know you were always meant to be by applying the lessons contained in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring their unique combination of comedy and original music, all sourced from their hometown of Smileton, to the seething mass of hungry podcast fans eager to feast themselves on the delicious content presented to you now.

In today's episode, the studio audience who join us while we record the show present Jason with a set of their demands. We also debut a brand new segment - SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT. Drive the streets of our fair town with confidence, style and gusto.

The most eerily accurate horoscope on this whole frickin' planet returns with an installment set up to drive you to future success. The ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE speaks – we bid you listen.

More surprises and two songs from Smileton's own hard rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? That's some bounty!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:45 Studio Audience Demands

6:45 NEW – Smileton Traffic Report

12:25 SONG – World War IX

17:25 Pneumatic Tube – Smileton Grassroots Yoga Concern

24:13 Accuscope Horoscope

38:43 SONG – The Burgled 2000

Podcasting entertainment so intensely enjoyable it'll make your earholes smoke with amazement after listening to just 5 minutes of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Join our hosts Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they joyfully broadcast their comedy and music song capering straight to you from Smileton, Alberta – the podcasting capital of the world.

Jason gives us an update about local yoga bullies and their uncouth theft of his and his buddies' golf carts. You won't believe their plan to get them back!

Miss Elizabeth joins in with the latest SMILETON NEWS in which we get all the news we need about the bizarre, off-kilter goings-on in their dear little town.

Add in an injury report from the over-the-top intense Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League and a paid advertisement from some psychic flim-flam artists plus two songs from Smileton's own rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say you may have just perfected the podcast form. Listen for yourself and be convinced.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:50 Smileton Story – Operation: Golf Cart Justice

17:13 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Psychic Hotline

22:33 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

26:12 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey Injury Report

31:48 Smileton News

44:06 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?

Have you every positively vibrated in enjoyment while listening to a podcast? If you have, you must already be a listener to HELLO, SMILETON and if not, plug yourself into today's episode and see what you've been missing!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth have emerged from the podcast mines with chunks of comedy and musical entertainment hewn from the rock from far below the surface. Whether you're in the mood from an update from rock music's living embodiment in a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK or you need to hear the ramblings, bizarre utterances and baffling statements of Smileton's citizenry in a vintage SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, this episode has you covered like a warm blanket.

Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got the perfect recipe for a delightful episode. Come, let us partake of these delightfulments together.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from January 18, 2021)

21:31 SONG – Wannabe

24:56 Smileton Community Message Board (from May 27, 2021)

41:15 SONG – Wheel of Summer

What if you were cast into a snakepit and all those creepy serpents were crawling all around you and there must be thousands in here and uh, I'm drowning in snakes! Now, what if I told you instead of a pit, it was a comfortable chair in a meadow and instead of snakes, it was comedy and original music entertainment in a podcast form slithering all over ya? Would that work better for you? Thought so.

Welcome to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Our trusty hosts Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proud to present their latest batch of comedy and original music confections straight from their entertainment bakery.

Jason's over-the-top yoga instructor screams some sense into us in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL and soon after that, our hosts point us at some of the tastier entertainment options here in Smileton in AROUND TOWN.

Miss Elizabeth also presents the latest from some of the 91 other podcasts she does on a weekly basis in the latest MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP.

And original music straight from THE SMILE SYNDICATE, too? Did you just say "wowzers!"? That's a good choice of word, friend. "Wowzers", indeed.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

4:59 A Yoga Moment With Angel

15:15 Pneumatic Tube

18:46 SONG – Dirt Bike

21:31 Around Town

27:05 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

35:59 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

Excitement alive! What a dynamo! And what luck that you are about to listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth have their comedy and original music boots on and are about to march across the fields of delight to bring you an entrancing presentation. Straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world, their feverish capering will enjoyify even the most sullen soul.

Whether it's peeling open the history books of Smileton to hear about stirring events from the past in THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY or hearing from Smileton citizens themselves as they submit their odd, off-putting and odious messages in the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, you're sure to find something astoundingly entertaining.

All that and songs by Smileton's very own band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? You read that right, friend.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:32 This Week In Smileton History

10:38 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Community Theatre

20:16 SONG – New Planetoid

24:59 Smileton Community Message Board

37:17 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose

Cancel whatever plans you have today. Find a quiet space and let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, surge into your consciousness like a refreshing glass of orange juice for the soul.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the airwaves live from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world and are bringing their comedy and original music to all and sundry with the excessive gusto of a hurricane on a bender.

Whether we get the latest from the mean streets of Smileton in SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER or the latest updates from our hosts as to how their resolutions have been going in NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you're gonna be entertained head to toe.

Throw in some other comedy fun and two songs by Smileton's own hard rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that's enough podcasting deliciousness to last you a week at least.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:07 Smileton Police Blotter

14:36 Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs

23:25 SONG – Rasputin

27:47 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

33:15 New Year's Resolution Update

42:30 SONG - Goldfinger

The Podcasting Gods are smiling upon you this day, my friend. How else to explain this wondrous bounty laid here before you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to take your eager hand and guide you through a comedy and original music garden that will have you reeling from the heady scents and sensations. Whether we're talking about getting the true word of Rock from Smileton's rock guru in-chief Lance Brock in a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK or getting the pulse of our town of Smileton in a vintage baffling edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, your fun tanks are gonna be filled to the brim to power you through this week.

Add a couple of catchy songs by Smileton's own band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that's about as good a podcast as a reasonable person could expect, more or less.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:24 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from October 24, 2022)

19:21 SONG – Granny's Gone A-Skinny Dippin'

23:35 Smileton Community Message Board (from June 20, 2022)

40:42 SONG – Rogue And Rascal