Hello, Smileton

What did you do to deserve such a wildly entertaining podcast episode? Who knows, but it musta been something pretty good because this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is pretty CRACKERJACK.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are right here, right now to deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.

The annual Smileton Death Metal Festival is underway and predictably enough, the DEATH METAL UPDATE has plenty to say about it, much to Jason's consternation.

The most scientifically accurate horoscope yet devised by man or beast returns and you're gonna get your fortune read to ya straight in a brand new ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE.

Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own chart toppers THE SMILE SYNDICATE and, holy smoke, what a show!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:03 Death Metal Update

20:21 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

23:54 Pneumatic Tube – Questions from Jorg

29:02 Accuscope Horoscope

43:13 SONG – Rumpus Room

Put on those sunglasses and woolly hat because the brightness of the entertainment coming out of this supernova is gonna require it. Welcome to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. The comedy and musical confections on offer are so delectable, you'll have trouble just listening once. Like, you'll want to listen more than once. Not that you'll have trouble getting through the episode. Not that.

Miss Elizabeth brings us the latest batch of headlines with the SMILETON NEWS while Jason takes a phone call from his life coach Jerry. Sounds like that's enough hilarity for one show, but I'd be wrong. We also hear a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a dear Smileton small business and our plucky hosts give us the rundown of the hottest of hot spots in Smileton in the latest AROUND TOWN.

Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own band THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you have the fixings for the tastiest podcast you've heard in a fortnight.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:19 Around Town

17:11 Paid Advertisement – Park Place Spittoons

25:19 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

29:04 Phone call from Jerry The Life Coach

32:13 Smileton News

47:21 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox

Comedy and Music Enthrillment just pulled up on a motorcycle with a side-car so jump on in and buckle up for this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are here to personally guarantee your mind will be flooded with joy when you expose yourself to their unique brand of comedy capering and original music utterances.

Whether we're listening to Jason's yoga instructor lay it on the line Yoga 10X Times A Thousand style in a classic A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, or we get the most scientifically accurate horoscope yet devised in a vintage ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, your sides will split with joyous laughter and boisterous enjoyment movements.

Throw two songs in from Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and, pal, I'd say you'd just cooked up a pretty crackerjack show.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

3:48 A Yoga Moment with Angel (from March 21, 2022)

18:51 SONG – In The Year 2525

22:21 Accuscope Horoscope (from April 4, 2022)

39:00 SONG – I Won't Waffle

This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is going to grab you by the lapels and drag you on a journey of fun and discovery. How much entertainment can one person possibly bear? Listen and find out!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth present the very finest in comedy capering and original music, straight from Smileton. Whether you're in the mood to hear Jason complain about his run-in with a death metal ne'er-do-well or hear what's been happening on some of the other 91 podcasts Miss Elizabeth produces in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, you're gonna get what you need.

Add to the mix an injury report straight from the mean streets of Smileton street hockey and a paid advertisement of dubious merit from Miss Elizabeth and I'd say that's enough entertainment nourishment for the week.

But I'd be wrong. Don't forget about the two hard-rockin' songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE! Don't ya do it!

And that's it. Lots of stuff. Dig in.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

02:17 Smileton Story – Rude Death Metal Fan

15:08 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

21:50 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

25:28 Paid Advertisement – Miss Elizabeth's Supernatural Mystery Investigating Crew

32:01 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

44:38 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

Embark on a podcasting journey that will take you to realms of entertainment scarcely dreamed of by man or beast. Bold words? Take a listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and judge for yourself.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are only too happy to be once again delivering the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton. In today's episode, Jason's rock guru Lance Brock delivers his latest message of rock in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, giving hope and sustenance to the rock faithful.

Lance's antipode and Miss Elizabeth's buddy Mitch Winchell, interrupts the show rudely via the PNEUMATIC TUBE and Smileton's citizens have their say in a particularly frenzied SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.

Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you'll find that the perfect podcast episode just dropped in your lap. Pick it up and LISTEN.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:02 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:05 SONG – Werenerd

25:13 Pneumatic Tube – Mitch Winchell

31:08 Smileton Community Message Board

42:47 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye

Complete Entertainment Satisfaction: guaranteed. Reckless boast or a clear-eyed promise based on years of podcasting expertise? Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and decide for yourself.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proud to present comedy and original music capering in its purest form.

Whether you're seeking yoga wisdom from Jason's over the top intense yoga master Angel in a classic A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, or you're here to hear Miss Elizabeth deliver the nightly newscast straight from the streets of Smileton in a vintage SMILETON NEWS, you're gonna come away from this episode positively beaming.

Add in Jason answering questions chucked at him by the youth of Smileton and a paid advertisement from one of Jason's (many) nemesis, Rick "The Stick" Jeffries, you're in for a heap of fun.

Two songs by Smileton's hottest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out an entertainment presentation you may feel yourself to not quite be worthy of.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:40 A Yoga Moment with Angel/Rappin' With The Kids (from October 17, 2022)

22:39 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

27:11 Paid Advertisement / Smileton News (from November 14, 2022)

43:39 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?

You should be warned that listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will put you off listening to any other podcast ever again, such is its quality and sophistication.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are reporting for duty straight from Smileton and they've got a lot of comedy and original music to throw your way.

Miss Elizabeth is back for another update from the off-kilter world of Death Metal in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE while Jason seeks to save the town from itself in another stirring SMILETON PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

Knowing what to do when you're in Smileton can be trick, so spoiled for choice are you. So our plucky hosts try to make it easy by pointing you to some of the outstanding hotspots in our dear town in another installment of AROUND TOWN.

Two catchy numbers by Smileton's third most popular band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, round out the festivities and why are you still reading this? Get listening now!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:53 Death Metal Update

17:31 SONG – Dirt Bike

20:22 Smileton Public Service Announcement – Tattoos

27:27 Around Town

36:31 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

Put on your fun pants and get ready to be bombarded with comedy and original music entertainment. It's time once again for the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton and have put together a delightful assortment of comedy capering and musical outpourings so frickin' charming they have to be heard to be believed.

The pages of history are opened once more as we delve into fascinating stories of our dear town in the latest THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY.

Jason generously shares his wisdom with the youth of Smileton in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS while a Smileton small business helps us keep the lights on with a brand new PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

Add to that a freewheeling rundown of some of the other podcasts Miss Elizabeth creates in the MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP and some original music by Smileton's hottest band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you've got yourself pretty much the Platonic ideal of what a podcast episode can be.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show TImestamps:

2:14 This Week In Smileton History

12:34 Rappin' With The Kids

22:45 SONG – Rogue and Rascal

25:18 Paid Advertisement – You'll Never Escape Escape Rooms

32:04 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

41:43 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

Why are you listening for podcasts? To learn something? Self-improvement? WRONG. You want your socks entertained right off those feet of yours and this is just the show to do it. Welcome to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

A crazy kaleidoscope of fun will appear before your very mind as you dizzily whirl from entertainment to entertainment. Whether Jason and Miss Elizabeth are dazzling you with a stirring PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE or a PAID ADVERTISEMENT, you won't be able to maintain your balance, such is the intensity of the merriment.

And not only that, how does a healthy helping of fun from the good people of Smileton sound? What if I told you it was in the form of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD? Offer SWEETENED!

Stop it! Too much! Well, apologies, but we have even more: a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE that will see our plucky co-hosts keeping each other honest when it comes to rashly made resolutions.

Add to this mixture of madness two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've pretty much got the recipe for the perfect podcast episode.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:15 Public Service Announcement (Dinner Theatre) / Smileton Community Message Board (from November 21, 2022)

22:23 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'

25:52 Paid Advertisement (Jake Waits) / New Year's Resolution Update (from December 5, 2022)

43:15 SONG – Rhythm 25

Zip up your windbreaker because it's gonna get gusty with comedy winds and original music gales. This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is gonna hit your ears like a tornadocane and don't it feel so good.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth have strapped themselves in and will caper like crazy to deliver the entertainment goods. Whether you want to hear the latest from Smileton's rock'n'roll prophet in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK or see if our trusty hosts have been keeping true to their resolutions in a fiery NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you're gonna find something to entertain the frickin' pants off ya.

But we're not done! Jason's life coach sends an urgent plea to the show and Miss Elizabeth gives us the rundown on what's happening on the mean streets of Smileton in the latest SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER. This, plus a couple of songs by Smileton's on funtime band THE SMILE SYNDICATE means this show literally cannot pack more fun into its rucksack.

Listen, be amazed, and tell everyone you know.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:14 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

19:25 Smileton Police Blotter

27:23 SONG – Too Legit To Quit

30:44 Pneumatic Tube – Jerry The Life coach

38:30 New Year's Resolution update

47:34 SONG – The Shape Of Jazz To Come