Hello, Smileton

A hurtling meteor? A strange craft from unknown planetoids? What is that streaking across the sky? Ahh, it's just the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to embark with you on a podcast-listening experience like no other. Comedy and original music so intensely thrilling, you'll be white-knuckling it with joy through the whole frickin' thing.

Yoga wisdom is yours, if have the ears and the intestinal fortitude to absorb the punishing messages. Jason's yoga instructor is intense, brutal, and utterly without mercy. So yeah, he knows a thing or two about yoga. Hear the latest from him in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.

The wild and wacky world of death metal is laid bare by Miss Elizabeth as she gives us the latest updates from this sinister underworld in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE.

But we're not done yet! Jason answers questions from Smileton kids and Miss Elizabeth hawks her off-kilter podcasting course, AND there's original music from Smileton's hardest-rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? That's a little too much fun for one sitting.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:51 A Yoga Moment with Angel

17:16 Paid Advertisement – Miss Elizabeth's Mobile How To Podcast Course

23:08 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

27:10 Rappin' With The Kids

33:14 Death Metal Update

45:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

Twin dynamos of kinetic comedy and original music fury combine in one dizzying maelstrom to produce this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your fun-lovin' hosts and they're bringing the very best from their dear town of Smileton to the podcasting airwaves.

In a vintage JASON'S LIFE HACKS, hear the harrowing tale of Jason's journey into the world of tattoos and tattooing. It makes Heart Of Darkness sound like a fairy tale babbled by a teddy bear.

And there's also a classic SMILETON NEWS on offer in which Miss Elizabeth highlights key news of the day for Smileton and beyond. Hilarious and informative!

Don't forget about the songs by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Two catchy ditties are here to get your face a-smilin' and your toes a-tappin'.

Your new favorite podcast just upped its frickin' game.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

6:14 Jason's Life Hacks (Tattoos) (from September 27, 2021)

28:57 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox

32:14 Smileton News (from October 25, 2021)

49:11 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

Ever since HELLO, SMILETION became your favorite podcast, you've been shunning all other shows. Commendable loyalty to be sure, but you can't listen to us all the time, so try out another show here and there, if only for contrast.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth do what it takes to make sure that heady blend of comedy and original music, cooked up specially for you in the entertainment labs of Smileton, hit you square in the fun zone.

Jason gives us an update about his vengeance plans concerning local radio shock jock Rick "The Stick" Jeffries while Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of just some of the 91 other podcasts she produces on a weekly basis in the latest baffling edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP.

It's prizes, cash, and still more prizes when some lucky winner takes home the loot in SMILETON BIG TIME GIVEAWAY and local resident Sunshine Jane issues a warning about using body paint purchased from her shop.

All that plus two songs by the funnest band in Smileton, The Smile Syndicate?! Pal, you've got yourself a show there.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:57 Smileton Story: Jason's Prank Revenge

14:35 Smileton Big Time Giveaway

20:03 SONG – Rogue And Rascal

22:17 Pneumatic Tube – Body Paint Warning

27:51 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

40:13 SONG – In The Year 2525

Set your senses ABLAZE with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth have a heaping supply of comedy and original music cooked up in their hometown of Smileton that they want to shovel your way so open up your earholes and say AHHHHH.

Let our plucky hosts open up the history book and take you back to important events that happened THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY.

Jason and his Smileton Betterment Society fight the good fight and take on one of the many ills besetting our town in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. This time, community theatre is object of Jason's ire.

The good people of Smileton have their baffling say as we hear from them in the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.

Hope you're ready to laugh and smile and dance and laugh again. Sound exhausting? Well, we have to make this show in the first place which is way harder so stop complaining.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

7:08 This Week in Smileton History

15:13 Public Service Announcement

23:28 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

27:20 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft

32:14 Smileton Community Message Board

44:00 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

Cast your ears on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn what pure, smooth podcasting that goes down easy tastes like.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and ably deliver that Smileton brand of comedy and original music with plucky gumption that will beguile your senses.

Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the latest hilarious update on the wild and wacky world of death metal in a classic DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason doing his best to correct his town's questionable behaviour, you'll find plenty to enjoy here. As an added bonus, we'll hear from the citizens of Smileton directly in a vintage, unpredictable and often baffling SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.

Add a couple of catchy tunes by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got the fixins for the most delicious podcast you've ever had. Get listening!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:40 Death Metal Update (from January 10, 2022)

28:38 SONG – Granny's Gone A-Skinny Dippin'

32:44 Public Service Announcement (Flip Flops) / Smileton Community Message Board (from September 26, 2022)

51:11 SONG – Goldfinger

Entertainment has rarely been distilled so purely. Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn that the greatest podcast ever has just stepped up its game.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from the town of Smileton.

Rock music's greatest living prophet and Smileton resident Lance Brock gives us the good news of rock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, your plucky hosts highlight some of the goings-on around town in the accurately named AROUND TOWN, and Miss Elizabeth delivers a Smileton newscast so compelling, your local news people are hanging their heads in shame. It's the SMILETON NEWS and you need to hear it if you want to run around calling yourself informed.

This, plus two catchy numbers from one of Smileton's top bands The Smile Syndicate? Too juch of a good thing? NO SUCH THING.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:09 SONG – Banana Bus

23:31 Around Town

31:30 Smileton News

45:44 SONG – Rasputin

Isn't it weird how the best year ever just kicked off with the best podcast episode ever? Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and learn that this was no accident.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty guides through this labyrinth of comedy and original music, coming to you from the wondrous town of Smileton.

In today's episode, we'll get the latest from the mean streets of Smileton as Miss Elizabeth listens to the police scanner and brings us the greatest hits from the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER.

Our hosts keep each other honest in this year's first edition of the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Find out who triumphs over adversity and who thinks this really isn't such a big deal.

Add some songs by Smileton's hottest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and other surprises and you'll find spending time in Smileton is the best way to launch into your new year.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:57 Smileton Police Blotter

15:50 Paid Advertisement – Park Place Spittoons

22:27 SONG – Dirt Bike

25:47 Pneumatic Tube – Another Plea From Jerry

31:47 New Year's Resolution Update

43:48 SONG – Rumpus Room

Can this single podcast episode make today even MORE exciting than Christmas? Podcast pundits say YES.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth proudly present the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and they've got the very best in comedy and music cooked up just the way you like it.

Whether you hanker to hear about Miss Elizabeth's improbably life-affirming experiences around our fair town in a vintage SUNSHINE REPORT or you want to hear Jason tell the thrilling story of trying to shoot a music video with Smileton rock god Lance Brock's band, then drop what you're doing and listen now.

Add two songs by Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate and what do you get? Entertainment deliciousness.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

6:06 The Sunshine Report (from the January 31, 2022 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)

21:55 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

26:01 Smileton Story – Lance Brock Music Video (from the March 14, 2022-03-14 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)

49:32 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye

Once you hear this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, get yourself to the doctor and tell 'em you got something stuck in your brain – it's a huge chunk of comedy and music FUN and it's pushing everything else out of there! The doctor will smile and say "I listen to that podcast, too. I got the same problem." And you go, "physician, heal thyself!" And ol' Doc Sawbones goes "wouldn't even if I could. I love that show."

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are delivering some early Christmas presents – classic segments from their previous podcast "The Smile Syndicate Music Hour."  We'll hear a particularly stirring edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK in which Smileton's resident rock guru gives us the rock truth with no bull which might be strong medicine for some, but too bad.  And that's followed up by a rousing edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD in which our neighbours here in Smileton flood us with messages that baffle, confuse and flummox even the most steely-minded. It's more fun than it sounds.

Add to that two songs by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you have the fixings for something tastier than some dumb salad recipe.

HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:02 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from the September 21, 2021 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)

24:58 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie

28:13 Smileton Community Message Board(from the January 31, 2022 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour)

49:41 SONG – New Planetoid

If you haven't been left reeling after listening to a podcast episode lately, then I humbly ask that you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You'll be knocked sideways by the sheer explosive force of the entertainment contained herein and the joy quivers you'll be left with will continue to resonate for days.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth dig into the Funtime grab bag and pull out comedy and music confections straight from the heart of the town of Smileton.

Miss Elizabeth shares some magical, improbable experiences she's had in Smileton lately with Jason casting a vexed, skeptical eye over the whole thing with THE SUNSHINE REPORT. Soon after, he fields questions from Smileton youth in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS. Wisdom or reckless advice – YOU DECIDE.

Smileton community pillar Jorg Johannes Flurnstadt contributes the latest DEATH METAL MINUTE in which he offers holiday-spirited suggestions for decorating your home to express your death metal holiday cheer. And wrapping it up is Miss Elizabeth as she brings us the latest scoops from the streets of Smileton in SMILETON NEWS.

This, plus a couple of songs from one of Smileton's favorite bands The Smile Syndicate?! YUP. Listen now and fill your joy tanks.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

3:53 The Sunshine Report

15:12 Rappin' With The Kids

22:29 SONG – Snow Fort

26:21 Death Metal Minute

29:54 Smileton News

43:06 SONG – The Universe Is Nude