Get ready to swear off all other podcasts when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you a veritable comedy and music feast and it's all cooked up with love from the podcasting capital of the world, Smileton.

Whether you want to hear the latest from that fractured world of Death Metal in DEATH METAL UPDATE or hear our intrepid co-hosts improbable progress on their outlandish resolutions in NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, this show has you covered like the coziest blanket ever.

Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's eccentric small businesses and a plea for money from Smileton's premiere life coach, then I'd say you'd pretty much described the best podcast episode ever.  And did you say there was catchy original music by Smileton's own band The Smile Syndicate as well? I didn't, but thanks for reminding me.

Listen now to the show podcast pundits have called "amazening" and "preposterously edutaining". Not the most elegant compliments, but we'll take them.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:51 Death Metal Update

18:21 Paid Advertisement – Ladies Love Jake Waits Supplement Store

25:21 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

28:31 Pneumatic Tube – Plea From Jerry The Life Coach

33:36 New Year's Resolution Update

43:03 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

Every minute of attention given to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, yields 27 minutes of what podcast pundits have termed "brain-bending bliss". Sounds like a good deal to me!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the latest from their dear town of Smileton. Colorful characters, improbable situations, catchy music – what else are you looking for?

Today, we'll hear the latest from Smileton rock god Lance Brock in a new LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK who rightly declares that the time to rock is NOW. A Paid Advertisement from a proud Smiletonian who generously offers us tips to snag ladies and Miss Elizabeth catching us up on what's been going on on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP rounds out the fun. That, and other surprises, that is!

Listen to the podcast the selfsame podcast pundits mentioned earlier have called "amusing to the nth degree".

HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:19 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:06 Pneumatic Tube

25:13 SONG – Dinosaur God

31:05 Paid Advertisement – How To Be A Ladies Man

37:19 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

49:44 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells

All aboard the joybus as we hit the highway in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to hit ya with comedy and music confections so tasty, you'll clean out your cupboards and rely solely on this show for your ongoing sustenance.

Miss Elizabeth regales us with an update about Bird, a well-known parrot in Smileton (and Jason's sworn enemy) and our happy podcasting pair gives us the latest rundown of Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN. Add to that Jason's clarion call to action in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (wherein he firmly comes out against dinner theatre) and the latest batch of messages from our neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, plus a couple of catchy songs by the Smile Syndicate and you've got the fixings for a pretty dynamite episode!

Podcasting never tasted so good.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:54 Smileton Story: Bird's Photoshoot

13:08 Around Town

21:53 SONG – Zip It

25:09 Public Service Announcement – Dinner Theatre

32:31 Smileton Community Message Board

43:22 SONG – Turns Out It Was A Hoax

A freight train of fun is headed for your earholes with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton and bring you that heady mixture of comedy and music you've been craving.

Whether Jason is telling us about taking his buddy Lance to Fast Burger or complaining loudly about reading a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from one of his (many) Smileton nemeses, or Miss Elizabeth is pluckily reading from the pages in Smileton's past in THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY or giving us the lowdown and the info we need in SMILETON NEWS, a dangerously extreme level of fun is guaranteed.

Throw in a couple of songs by The Smile Syndicate and you've got all your basic entertainment food groups covered.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:08 Smileton Story – Encounter at Fast Burger

15:58 This Week In Smileton History

21:25 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

25:38 Paid Advertisement – Rick "The Stick" Jeffries' Morning Zoo Menagerie Crew

30:28 Smileton News

40:57 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON feels even better than discovering 20 bucks in your pocket that you forgot about but here it is and where did you get 20 bucks from oh, right, you've been practicing your pickpocketing skills again.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you Funtime comedy and music served up in a tasty confection that blasts all other podcasts into the dustbin of history where they so richly belong.

A trip into the archives yields two gems: a classic installment of the DEATH METAL UPDATE wherein Miss Elizabeth updates us on all the Death Metal goings-on in and out of Smileton and an ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE that chills and thrills in its still-relevant predictions for the month ahead.

Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own supergroup, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you've got the makings for pretty much the best podcast you'll listen to all week.

HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:49 Death Metal Update (from episode 181 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Jan 11, 2021)

19:48 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin

24:22 Accuscope Horoscope (from episode 256 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Oct 4, 2021)

48:18 SONG – Goldfinger

A world of wonder will begin pouring into your earholes once you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the comedy goods straight from the town of Smileton. Whether it's Miss Elizabeth flummoxing Jason with her tale of "rescuing" his rock-loving buddy Lance from the Smileton Catacombs, or it's our hosts keeping each other honest when it comes to keeping their New Year's resolutions, you can bet that hilarity and delightedness are gonna be the result!

Plus, catchy songs by Smileton's own power pop purveyors The Smile Syndicate? That sounds like some kinda show!

HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:59 Smileton Story – The Mystery Team Rescues Lance

22:34 SONG – Rasputin

27:55 Pneumatic Tube – Rick The Stick's Show Ideas

34:08 New Year's Resolution Update

46:51 SONG – Werenerd

When's the last time you quivered and tingled with delight while you listened to a podcast? Last time you listened to HELLO, SMILETON? That's the right answer, friend!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you that heady mixture of Funtime comedy and music straight from the heart of their town of Smileton and the happy outcome of all this is that your life gets BETTER.

Whether we're hearing from Smileton's rock god Lance Brock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, listening to Jason rant on about Smileton foodies or enjoying the off-kilter communiques sent in from our Smileton neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the needle on your Enjoy-o-Meter is gonna be pinned. All that, plus catchy Smile Syndicate songs?! That's a lot of entertainment!

Listen!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already

Show Timestamps

2:50 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

18:57 SONG – Rogue And Rascal

21:07 Public Service Announcement – Foodies

25:48 Smileton Community Message Board

36:53 SONG – Dirt Bike

Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and feel the intense therapeutic re-invigoration our brand of comedy and music can deliver.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are delivering the goods straight from the heart of Smileton – podcasting capitol of the world. Whether it's the latest blast of yoga wisdom straight from Smileton's dominant yoga guru in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL or Miss Elizabeth getting us up to speed on some of the 91 other podcast she does in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, fun is GUARANTEED.

Throw in a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a local Smileton small business and Jason answering Smileton elementary school students questions in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS, and you've got the fixings for the greatest podcast episode in the history of the medium.

Don't believe the hype? Listen and realize the hype was UNDERSTATED.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already 

Show Timestamps:

5:20 A Yoga Moment with Angel

15:24 Rappin' With The Kids

22:25 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

26:54 Paid Advertisement – Connie's Kettle

31:52 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

40:34 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

Spend an hour with this show and feel a warming glow for the rest of the week. Big words or simple truth? Listen to this episode and decide for yourself!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capitol of the world and are eager to share the very best in comedy and music shenanigans with you.

Smileton's hot spots are highlighted in AROUND TOWN and Jason gives us an update about the bet between Smileton guitar store rivals Lance Brock and Mitch Winchell. The whole town's been buzzing and after this update, you will be, too.

A fine Smileton small business sponsors the show and we're happy to tell you all about them in PAID ADVERTISEMENT and to top it off, Miss Elizabeth brings us the happenings from the streets of Smileton in the most impactful and entertaining news broadcast you'll hear all week: the SMILETON NEWS!

Add two songs by Smileton's own band The Smile Syndicate and you've got the makings for a life-altering podcast episode.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening is Just The Beginning. 

Show Timestamps:

3:25 Around Town

12:13 Smileton Story – Lance vs. Mitch Bet Update

22:39 SONG – Banana Bus

25:28 Paid Advertisement – Jerry The Life Coach

31:29 Smileton News

44:54 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

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