Hello, Smileton

The astounded look on your face will alert all and sundry that you have just listened to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver a healthy dose of comedy and original music, straight from Smileton.

Whether we're getting yoga wisdom from Smileton's violent yoga shaman Angel or we're getting the heads-up on the hottest of Smileton hot spots in AROUND TOWN, there's plenty of entertainment to go 'round.  Plus, get yourself fully informed as Miss Elizabeth delivers the latest SMILETON NEWS.

Add to that a couple of catchy numbers by The Smile Syndicate and I'd say that adds up to 60 – the highest possible reading on the Podcasting Quality Scale.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:04 A Yoga Moment with Angel

13:51 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate

16:43 Around Town

25:15 Smileton News

37:35 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000

If you want to experience a thrill more intense than a rocket-powered dune buggy on the frickin' moon, then keep your ears trained on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

With Miss Elizabeth jet setting to somewhere outside of Smileton this week, Jason is on his own and does his plucky best to bring us the very best of comedy and original entertainments.

Whether we're listening again to classic segments like the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE or MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, you'll feel your whole body infuse with the very zesty entertainment vitamins you were desperately craving.

Add a couple of songs by Smileton's funnest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've just completed that heady stew known as the best podcast episode ever.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:31 New Year's Resolution Update (from July 4, 2022)

15:03 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes

17:56 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)

36:58 SONG – Dinosaur God

A freight train of fun is hurtling straight towards ya with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Brace for impact!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action with another all-new episode featuring the most delightful varieties of capering and funning you've yet witnessed.

Whether it's the off-kilter, off-putting update we present from the wacky world of death metal in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE or the latest assortment of messages from the citizens of our dear town of Smileton in SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the needle on your Entertain-o-Meter is gonna be pinned.

Add a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a local Smileton small business, a stirring message for community improvement from Jason in SMILETON PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT and two songs from Smileton's hardest-working band The Smile Syndicate and I'd say congrats, you just told me the formula for the best podcast episode ever.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already

Show Timestamps:

2:37 Death Metal Update

14:06 Smileton Public Service Announcement

19:48 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

23:08 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft Singles Cruise

28:40 Smileton Community Message Board

39:59 SONG – The Candy Man

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is kinda like planting a fun bomb in the centre of your brain and having it go off prematurely. It's a bit of a shock, but, jeepers, do you ever feel great afterward.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth, one fresh from her sickbed and the other still complaining loudly that he still doesn't feel well, strive yet again to bring you the very best in comedy entertainment stylings and original music confections.

Two classic segments are brought to the light of day once again. In the first, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us his latest words of wisdom in a particularly crushing edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. And in the second, listeners from our dear town of Smileton and beyond pepper us with questions that are answered with plucky aplomb in an especially informative MAILBAG.

Add a couple of songs by Smileton's funnest band The Smile Syndicate, and you've got the ingredients for a funtime cure-all that will fix whatever ailments you're currently purporting to have.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:41 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from April 11, 2022)

17:49 SONG – New Planetoid

21:23 Mailbag (from May 9, 2022)

36:12 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

If you're considering listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, then consider this: you're gonna have the socks and pants entertained right off you and kudos for the sound entertainment choice you're about to make.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music from their home town of Smileton and this heady mix is gonna getcha where ya need to be.

Miss Elizabeth brings us a vintage edition of the SMILETON NEWS. Small town news was never so blockbustery. And that's not all! How about a classic installment of ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE where the fevered workings of Jason's inner mind spew out all manner of uncannily accurate prognostications. Sounds messy, but it's actually real fun.

Add a couple of Smile Syndicate songs to the mix and I'd say you've got a pretty decent show right there, I'd say. Good work!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:57 Smileton News (from June 6, 2022)

21:42 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

25:44 Accuscope Horoscope (ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE (from November 8, 2021)

49:02 SONG – The Burgled

If I told you listening to one podcast episode would change your life forever, would you believe me? While you mull over your answer, why not listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music straight from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world. In this Very Special Episode, Jason lifts the lid off the hot house of artistic creation as he reveals the latest plans of his buddy Lance and the band he leads: LANCE BROCK'S GOIN' SNAKE.

We'll also hear about what's happening in the hippest hotspots in Smileton in AROUND TOWN and our hosts will keep each other honest with the latest edition of NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Add a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business, and a couple of tracks from Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate, and you've got the makings for the best podcast episode you've heard all week!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's School of Rock

15:23 Around Town

22:53 SONG – Dirt Bike

25:34 Paid Advertisement – The Ruby Room

30:40 New Year's Resolution Update

37:38 SONG – Zip It

This is the podcast episode you'll tell the grandkids about. Future grandkids, not the ones you may or may not have now. Such will be the impact on your memory and soul of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music from their hometown of Smileton and such delightedment you've rarely experienced.

Whether we're hearing the grand finale to Jason's ongoing story of being on the world-famous competitive eating reality show HELL'S STOMACH or an edition of Miss Elizabeth's tales of small-scale wonderment out on the streets of our town, we're all gonna be entertained to the utmost.

Throw in a couple songs from The Smile Syndicate, the hardest-working band in Smileton, and you've got the ingredients for the most delicious podcast episode ever.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

9:37 The Sunshine Report (from March 21, 2022)

23:32 SONG – Snow Fort

27:11 Death Metal Minute / Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Four (from April 25, 2022)

53:08 SONG – Rumpus Room

Ever hear a podcast so fun it'd make you turn your back on bouncy castles forever? Well, you're about to! Listen now to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta and their heady mixture of comedy and original music goodness is sure to be the pep tonic your soul has been so desperately thirsting for.

Smileton's reigning rock prophet of rock, Lance Brock, gives us his latest update in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK and this blast of rock wisdom is just what the rock doctor ordered.

The latest installment of Jason's thrilling adventure on the top-rated competitive eating reality show HELL'S STOMACH will have us shaking our heads in wonder at this stirring profile in courage. Miss Elizabeth's gentle skepticism vs. Jason's heedless joie de vivre – who wins? YOU DO.

Songs by Smileton's funnest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the menu for this entertainment feast. DIG IN.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

7:59 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

27:01 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose

30:33 Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Three (from April 18, 2022)

48:00 SONG – Rasputin

I hope your face is warmed up because you're gonna be grinnin' and laughin' all the way through this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music fun straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.

In a classic edition of the MAILBAG, Miss Elizabeth peppers Jason with questions hurled in from Smileton citizens and he dances and prances and does his able best to answer these odd, off-putting and occasionally baffling questions.

And in the second part of Jason's HELL'S STOMACH tale, our mighty eater gives us an update about his experience on the world's top competitive eating reality show. TL;DR: it's HILARIOUS.

Add some original music by Smileton's fifth-favorite band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've set yourself up for quite the entertaining podcast experience.

Hurry! LISTEN!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

4:11 Mailbag (from June 27, 2022)

17:29 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)

21:46 Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Two (from April 11, 2022)

39:12 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

The stars and the planetoids have aligned and from this cosmic convergence comes an explosive galactic event of pretty big impact: this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world and are extra plucky these days as they present the very finest in comedy and original music.

We revisit a classic story from last year when Jason went on the popular reality show HELL'S STOMACH. Hear the beginning of a tale we'll be hearing again over the next few episodes.

A vintage SMLETON NEWS fills our bellies with fun and why not? That's what it's there for.

All this and original music from Smileton's hottest band The Smile Syndicate means that you're gonna enjoy the frickin' bejeezus out of this one.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

7:28 Smileton Story - Hell's Stomach, Part One (from April 4, 2022)

23:11 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?

27:15 Smileton News (from April 25, 2022)

41:51 SONG - Werenerd