Hello, Smileton

Yup, the results are back and the vim and vigor of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON are off the freakin' charts.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are positively busting to deliver another batch of piping hot comedy and original music  goodies.

From hearing about how to plan your social calendar by hitting all the Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN to hearing about a proud Smileton small business who is kind enough to sponsor this show and, believe me, that 50 bucks goes a long way here, you're gonna be immersed in the wondrous hilarity of life in Smileton.

And, what if I told you, you were gonna be able to turn your life in a wonderful new direction? Success is headed your way this month and it's all because of the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen to the truth nugges burbling up from Jason's Inner Mind and be astounded at their accuracy and veracity! Your life changes NOW.

Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's hardest rocking middling band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got fully featured entertainment, equipped for the 21st century.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.

Show Timestamps:

3:25 Around Town

12:55 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft Hovercraft Piloting Schools of Smileton

18:02 SONG – Dirt Bike

20:55 Accuscope Horoscope

35:41 SONG – Boogie Blizzard

Holy smokes! Talk about podcastin'! This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will be on the lips of all your acquaintances so you'd better tune on in pronto lest you be left behind!

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring their astounding brand of comedy and original music to podcasting and the whole medium is thus ennobled.

In today's show, a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK has Smileton's rock'n'roll sage sharing his wisdom in his inimitable way and it behooves us royal to heed his words.

A vintage doubleshot of a PAID ADVERTISEMENT and a SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD gives us that left-right UPPERCUT and DOWN GOES THE PODCAST LISTENER! TOO ENTERTAINED, I GUESS!

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the fun and you really should be just listening right now instead of reading this silly stuff.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from April 11, 2022)

17:41 SONG – Too Legit To Quit

21:32 Paid Advertisement (Lovercraft) / Smileton Community Message Board (from January 23, 2023)

SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes

Get ready to have the needle on your Entertain-o-meter pinned with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Comedy and music delightedment courtesy of our plucky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason. They're broadcasting from Smileton and this little town is punching well above its weight when it comes to knocking you out with funtime content.

In the latest SUNSHINE REPORT, Miss Elizabeth shares anecdotes about the amazing things happening in our town. Jason's in no mood to hear it.

Probably because he's too worried about the injured street hockey players reported on in the latest SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT.

Our trusty hosts then keep each other honest and grill each other about the status of their rashly committed-to resolutions in a brand-new NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE.

Catchy songs from the heart of Smileton are also gonna slither into our hear holes, courtesy of THE SMILE SYNDICATE.

Wow – this sounds like a show you gotta hear!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:02 The Sunshine Report

14:05 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose

17:35 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

24:35 New Year's Resolution Update

34:05 SONG – New Planetoid

True delightedment awaits so plug your ears straight into this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Ellizabeth and Jason are back at it with another all new episode of joy and wonder. Whether it's comedy capering or musical entertainments of the catchy variety, this show has got you covered.

Jason tells us a tale of how he and his buddies tried to fix a roof in a guitar store and only ended up experiencing a whirlwind of humiliation. Listen now to hear the shocking details!

A brand new segment debuts on this very episode: Smileton citizens sell their junk and the whole world's gotta hear about it on SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE.

And the Mailbag is opened to questions and comments from listeners and the crank missives, off-putting communiques, and bizarre utterances definitely up this show's fun factor.

Throw in two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and that's exactly the show you've been looking for. You're welcome.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:05 Smileton Story – Fixing Musique By Lance

17:34 SONG – In The Year 2525

21:09 NEW SEGMENT - Small Town, Big Marketplace

28:50 Mailbag

34:46 SONG – Rumpus Room

A podcast episode so good, it'll ruin all other podcasts for you. What is being referred to can only be this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are proudly broadcasting from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world. What better place to beam their off-kilter comedy and musical entertainments out to the entertainment-starved world?

Whether you need a guide to the Smileton night live in a classic AROUND TOWN, or the most entertaining, wacked-out news cast ever in a vintage SMILETON NEWS, this episode will deliver exactly what you need with extreme gusto.

Add a couple of tracks by Smileton's own pop kingpins THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say asking for any more from a podcast episode would be outrageous.

HELLO, SMLETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:52 Around Town / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from June 26, 2023)

25:51 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

29:02 Smileton News (from September 18, 2023)

46:18 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate

A world of entertainment is about to slide on in nice'n'easy into those earholes and who on earth would say "no, thanks" to such a thing? Not you, that's for sure! And it's a good thing, too, 'cause here comes the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason, your trusty podcasting companions, are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton and you've never experienced such an intense concoction of comedy and musical entertainments as is on display presently.

Whether you crave some classic SMILETON NEWS in which Miss Elizabeth brings her off-kilter, but hard-hitting, nevertheless, news cast or a wacked out message from Jason's life coach Jerry The Life Coach, this episode has what you need. Plus our hosts quiz each other on their on-going New Year's resolutions which always causes fireworks, so how can you lose?

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add to the fun which is pretty much maxed out anyway but we found a way to raise it even higher so there you go.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

2:23 Smileton News (from January 3, 2022)

19:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal

22:12 Pneumatic Tube / New Year's Resolution Update (from May 1, 2023)

40:14 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

Whitewater rafting with your raft on fire while being chased by bandits is a positive snorefest when compared to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason blaze their path towards new frontiers of comedy and original music entertainment and it's all coming from their hometown of Smileton, the Podcasting Capital of the World.

In today's episode, Jason's yoga master gives us his over-the-top intense update with words of wisdom for us all in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.

A SMILETON NEWS BULLETIN will interrupt our programming day with a startling update while the Injury Report from the Smileton street hockey scene with ensure we're placing our bets wisely.

To top it all off, our eager hosts keep each other honest with the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Who's on course and who is faltering? LISTEN to LEARN.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get our toes a-tappin' and set some other body parts in motion, too.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:41 A Yoga Moment with Angel

13:15 Smileton News Bulletin

15:51 SONG – The Streakening

18:47 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

25:09 New Year's Resolution Update

33:43 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

You're gonna love what's about to go in your ears. I'm, of course, talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason as they broadcast from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Comedy and original music are what's on the menu and it's a good thing 'cause yum.

Guiding your choices this week just got much easier. From picking out the best events in Smileton's bustling social calendar in AROUND TOWN to the eerily accurate horoscope that has experts confounded (the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE), you'll find plenty of help when it comes to making choices. Of course, if things go off the rails, you're on your own.

Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's small businesses and a couple of cracking songs from THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you'll find you have quite the podcast episode sittin' in front of ya.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:34 Around Town

13:09 Paid Advertisement – Big Dish Satellite Dishes

18:03 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

21:20 Accuscope Horoscope

39:06 SONG – Zip It

Imagine combining the very best episode of The Love Boat with the most thrilling Super Bowl ever. Pretty entertaining, huh? No! That would be a mess! Listen to something better like this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring a satchelful of Funtime with their comedy capering and original music outpourings. Trying to resist the enjoyments on display is a fool's errand.

In a vintage SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us the goods from the mean streets of Smileton. The Thin Blue Line is keeping the peace and Miss Elizabeth is watching the watchers, so..... things are pretty good, I guess!

In a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the good people of our dear town have their say and, no matter how baffling, off-kilter or off-putting their utterances are.... kinda lost my train of thought there.

Songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring that sweet sweet music goodness and wow, talk about a podcast episode!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

5:03 Smileton Police Blotter (from May 25, 2020)

15:35 SONG - Lovestorm

17:46 Smileton Community Message Board (April 12, 2021)

32:27 SONG – Werenerd

Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON for the first five minutes and see if you don't find your soul ablaze with joy. Boastful? Hardly.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you a frothy mixture of comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, the littlest town that became a podcasting juggernaut.

In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason delivers the message of rock from Smileton's greatest living practitioner of the form. Thunderbolts of wisdom and rock will fly down upon us from Rock Mount Olympus and I'm sure you'll join me welcoming the blasts.

Miss Elizabeth does far too many podcasts week in and week out and she's gonna tell us all about a few of them in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. If you thought Hello, Smileton was off-kilter, wait until you hear about these shows!

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will put a grin on your mug and hop in your step. And that's gotta be a good thing.

HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:07 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

16:15 SONG – Banana Bus

18:45 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

35:19 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School