Hello, Smileton

Drink at the water's edge, my friend, for you have found an oasis of entertainment to parch your thirst which is pretty frickin' severe given the week you just had. This life-saving sustenance can be none other than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are right here in the here and now to present the very finest in comedy and original music entertainments, all broadcasting to you from Smileton.

In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, hear the latest from Smileton's rock guru as he gives us the word of rock from on high. Thrills, spills and ROCK are all guaranteed.

Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest rundown on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. To the uninitiated, some of these other shows may sound baffling, preposterous, improbable. The uninitiated are correct.

Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add much-needed music blasts to the festivities and it helps fuel this whole show to the frickin' moon.

HELLO, SMILETON. Listen Now, Believe Later.

Show Timestamps:

3:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

21:03 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

26:06 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

40:57 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

Listening to this episode will be something exactly like fireworks exploding in your brain which sounds like it might be kinda bad but believe me it isn't in any way because it's fun. Would you expect anything less from HELLO, SMILETON?

Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta – podcasting capital of the world. Listen now and hear why this positive hotbed of creativity has got the whole world agog.

In a classic SMILETON STORY, hear all about Jason's buddy Lance and his ill-fated attempt to shoot a music video. And a vintage MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP will bring us up to speed on some of Miss Elizabeth's 92 podcasts that she does on a weekly basis. Improbable? Yeah, no kidding!

Two Smile Syndicate songs are along for the ride to turbo charge the good time fun and to get our tired toes a-tappin'.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's Goin' Snake Music Video (from March 14, 2022)

27:38 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?

30:35 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)

50:11 SONG – Zip It

Pulse-pounding infotainment? Is that what you're after? Well, that's not really what we do here, but since you're here anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Jason and Miss Elizabeth have answered the call to provide the very best in comedy and original music delightfulness and this brand new episode will show the even the most ardent skeptic that these two really know how to put a podcast episode together.

In the latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the good people of Smileton post their goods for sale and bafflement soon follows.

All Smileton sports bettors will want to tune into the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT to hear which heroes of the road have fallen victim to the injury bug.

Listeners of the show contribute questions to the MAILBAG and our hosts have to dance fast to answer them because many of the listeners appear to be screwballs, to judge by the kinds of queries they're sending in.

Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring Smileton good time music to the masses and at the very least, they’ll set your toes a-tappin'.

Not bad for a podcast pundits pronounced "obscure and troubling"!

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace

9:23 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report

15:14 SONG – Rogue and Rascal

17:34 Mailbag

30:30 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

The entire horizon is nothing but a huge wave, heading straight for you. It's moving too fast to escape, but you don't want to. That's a wave of fun headed your way and once it hits, that's when the good times start. What some call a wave I call this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you their funtime comedy and original music stylings from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.

In today's episode, our hosts give you the rundown of some of the exciting activities and events in Smileton's seething social scene in the latest AROUND TOWN.

A PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business brings us the opportunity to learn about a product that will change all our lives.

And we present SMILETON NEWS as Miss Elizabeth brings you the headlines that would be dismissed as improbable if they happened anywhere else.

Add to this frothy mix a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that'd be something I'd listen to.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:10 Around Town

10:59 Paid Advertisement – Good Buddy CB Radios

17:09 SONG – Dinosaur God

22:28 Smileton News

36:10 SONG – Rhythm 25

An irresistible wave of fun is headed your way so face it head on and enjoy getting clobbered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than willing to share their unique brand of comedy and original music and thank goodness for that because there'd be a whole lot of nothing to listen to in this episode if this were otherwise.

In the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of some of the weird, off-kilter calls the police have to respond to in our town while Jason has his own update to give in the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT where we'll hear all about all the surreal traffic headaches that seem to plague our dear little town.

Our plucky co-hosts keep each other honest in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear who is sticking to their guns and who has failed utterly.

Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE make sure the good times keep rolling and what a tidy little entertainment package ya got before ya.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

7:09 Smileton Police Blotter

16:22 SONG – Banana Bus

18:59 Smileton Traffic Report

25:38 New Year's Resolution Update

34:53 SONG – Rasputin

Shield your eyes. And you'd better go ahead and shield those ears as well because a supernova of entertainment is about to explode in your proximity. What is detonating with such compelling force? Why, it's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason for a breathtaking journey through comedy and original music, all broadcast live to tape from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.

The off-kilter, bizarre world of Death Metal is brought to us in a breezy, baffling, Us Magazine-like feature Miss Elizabeth brings to us and we can only be referring to DEATH METAL UPDATE.

The good people of Smileton have their say in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and Jason's head will surely be left spinning.

Add a couple of catchy songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say you've got a pretty nice entertainment platter sitting in front of you. DIG IN.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:38 Death Metal Update

17:43 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'

21:57 Smileton Community Message Board

37:30 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox

Pull down the tarp and marvel at the perfection beneath. Are we looking at some kind of Greek statue or something? NOPE. It's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring their high-spiritiedness to the fore as they broadcast from Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.

In today's episode, classic segments are presented and they smell fresh as daisies.

Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the rundown from some of the other 91 podcasts she does weekly in MISS ELIZABETH'SPODCAST CATCH UP or hearing from the citizenry of Smileton as they present their fractured takes, warped views, and off-the-wall utterances in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, funutainment is all but assured.

Add a couple of songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and tell me that isn't the sweetest podcast pie you ever saw or tasted.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps

3:37 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from May 17, 2021)

18:07 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

22:05 Smileton Community Message Board (from January 31, 2022)

44:18 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise

Put on your dancin' shoes because it's time to sit still and focus all your attention on the most riotously fun podcast you've heard all week. I can only be talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Join your plubcky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason as the broadcast proudly from the heart of Smileton: podcasting capital of the world.

In today's show, let's revisit a classic segment in which Jason's hot-headed yoga master gives us all some violent, jackhammer yoga wisdom in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.

And a vintage story from Jason paints a picture of life in Smileton that's too colorful and rich even to be rendered in Technicolor. Brace yourselves as the tale of vans and tempers and foul behavior and rebrandings unfolds before your ears.

Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say stop right there – you've just created the recipe for the perfect podcast episode.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:45 A Yoga Moment with Angel (from April 24, 2023)

16:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover

19:50 Smileton Story – Vance Brock's Vans Rock (from September 18, 2023)

40:51 SONG – Werenerd

I gotta tell ya. Podcasting don't go down smoother than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.

Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason and they caper in front of microphone and live studio audience to deliver the very best in comedy and original music, straight from Smileton.

In a stunning edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason's rock-lovin' buddy gives us the good word of rock in thunderous tones. Grab on to a pillar and let those foundations shake!

In SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the citizens of Smileton sell their used stuff and the rest of us stand agog.

And in an all-new MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, our intrepid co-host presents summaries of some of the other podcasts she produces. Guaranteed your head will spin. It's just that baffling.

Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE show why bands in Smileton take a backseat to no band when it comes to delivering their messages in 4 minutes or less thereabouts.

HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.

Show Timestamps:

3:01 Lance Brock's Rock Talk

16:37 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

21:10 Small Town, Big Marketplace

28:43 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up

37:55 SONG – Magic Mile

Miss Elizabeth and Jason are taking the week off and will return with another all-new episode of HELLO, SMILETON next week!