HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

It’s a summer of brats and brads: dirtbag dissident culture vs. its on-again, off-again relationship to esoteric white bros. And I am not gonna sugarcoat it: this subcultural showdown feels final. Only one vaguely right-wind coded flavor of media cartel will reign supreme. WHOMSTVE WILL IT BE?

In times such as these, we must turn to the experts, to the soldiers in the trenches. The streetwise experts. The arcane data bro analysts….we are pleased to feature quick-witted NICE Boy and, let’s be real, backklash fanatic, Monty Carlo to the program, to help us solve the most important question at the center of the e-right civil war: is Charli XCX a right wing pop star now?

Monty joins Poolhouse to delve into the Brat meets Dimes meets Gabriette of it all. how did this smash album become an alt-right 2.0 cultural staple? is charli driving the underground into the mainstream, or involved in subversive machinations meant to manufacture cultural dissent meant to subvert dirtbag trads and esoteric Christian rw bros.

in a breathtaking and seemingly impossible feat, one Charlotte Atkinson from England, stands at the intersection of this emerging subcultural divide with the release of BRAT, her buzzworthy summer smash. By harnessing the power of the zeitgeist and feeding it through the most powerful PR blitzkrieg technology that the record industry can afford, Charli XCX captured the moment. Poolhouse and Monty journey to the center of the stormy Election Year zeitgeist to get to the bottom of the bitch, the brat, and the c**t of it all.

Follow Monty on XFKATwitter:

https://x.com/Monty___Carlo (3 underscores!)

Listen & Subscribe to NICE feat. Monty and backklash fan-fav Big Mac McCarthy!

https://verynice.substack.com/

~~DJ POOLHOUSE: the OG Angel~~

Yes…I Was There™ for Dinosaur Sex. Check those timestamps. You probably weren’t even born yet!

EP. 62 RELEVANT RESOURCES

Monty x Jin the Ninja:

P.S. NOW is the time for Poolhousepilled Jinheads to WATCH SERIAL EXPERIMENTS: LAIN! We are delivering something special later this summer on the THRESHOLD SAINTS feed:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3U7ciO4wRVqSCM4rOuYhk6

DJ POOLHOUSE X NICE! X HASAN-I SABBAH

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7l5k3S63DWkrWIpo83mONq

Poolhouse responds to listener e-mail re: Patti Smith:

https://verynice.substack.com/p/listener-question-1

OSO X POOLHOUSE X PROTO-NICE BOYS MONTY & MAC & THE REST OF THE GANG:

https://backklash.substack.com/p/red-pill-diaries

Program Notes:

(0:00) - radio bros

(01:23) - nightcore morning zoo

(06:26) - here comes the Monty Carlo

(13:13) - mattress guy & girl

(16:01) - boytalk

(29:29) - it’s a Brat and Brad summer

(30:36) - Poolhouse on the state of the XCX

(33:11) - brat summer is meme magic

(42:52) - (Intermission)

(45:09) - hyperpop and the hyper feminine

(47:33) - is Charli XCX RiGhT WiNg -coded now?

(52:05) - Dirtbag Natalist and The Manufactured Dissent

(1:02:42) - boytalk lightning round

(1:13:23) - Replybro Tribute sponsored by Sierra Mist

(1:17:00) - over & out

Episode Mixtape:

“Head Dub Honcho” (bumper)

DJ_Dave - Still Miss U (Live Coded Edit)

kyleaaron nightcore - Blue Da Di Da (nightcore version)

K.I.D. - Boy feat. CupcakKe (Intermission)

DJ POOLHOUSE plays “Taxi” (bumper)

Piano Man - NY State of Mind (outrolude)

*addison rae scream* (outro)

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In this episode BACKKLASH Live, recorded via Spaces on 10 May 2024, Poolhouse delineates his theory of DARVO Leftism in a spirited and inspired lecture. The second half of the show features an engaging discussion with members of the audience, who each make excellent contributions.

Thank you to these callers, some of whom should be familiar to backklash subscribers:

Jin the Ninja

Dusty

Mikeofpol

Monty Carlo

DARVO RESOURCES:

DARVO: the symptoms

…and how those symptoms typically manifest:

“ugh, my impact”

DARVO did briefly reach an all-time 60 day peak on Google trends following Poolhouse’s coinage and subsequent space:

VORAD: Poolhouse on DARVO Leftism:

V is for VVVVVICTIM

O is for…… [dropping later today]

Subscribe to backklash and enter the ultra-cosmic Poolhousean mindpalace.

https://backklash.substack.com/subscribe

I WAS THERE™ w/ OSO and POOL : Live Internet Radio, Every Other Sunday @ 4pm PST

https://backklash.substack.com/p/one-minute-of-hate

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Basil and Pool: two wildly gesticulating gadfly guncles with a gumptious gift for gazing through glamours, glaring down the grimy gatekeepers guarding the gears of global governance–and they do it with giggles and with grit.

So get ready, because here comes the BAREBACKKLASH, which is what we call the spiritual meta-pod that transpires whenever Basil and Poolhouse, (hosts of BareBactrian and BACKKLASH, respectively) get together.

Over the past few months, these BAREBACKKLASH summits have often touched on the idea of “media market literacy,” or put simply: understanding what the fuck is going on with the parasocial pigslop being shoved onto your online feed.

Resulting from these early iterations of “media lit” coursework, Basil would eventually escalate his holy war upon the so-called post left / dissident right media market. Basil single-handedly rent apart the veil that had been concealing an unseemly political sausage factory from consumers of the rw media timeline-at-large.

This led to an earth-shattering series of moments, memes, rumbles, and revelations that rocked the online right, and forced some of the most powerful and prominent social media figures in the post-left sphere to (for once!) actually defend themselves, their actions, and their beliefs, instead of doing what they normally do–attacking the things other people stand for, aka counter-signaling (aka the O in DARVO).

This saga culminated in Basil’s John Gaulting from the xfkatwitter last week, and Poolhouse is the platform Basil blessed with an official appearance to comment on these events. This devastating and incendiary episode serves as the perfect capstone that you will not find anywhere else (shoutout to the anonymous listeners!)

This conversation delves into the insidery niche of the political social media market sphere, as Basil recaps the fallout, explains his decision to pause his twitter presence, and speculates with Poolie on just where he and the rest of this media market is heading.

Grab your popcorn, fasten your weave, and set that playback speed to one you can handle, because these fast-talking f––gots are about to take you on wild journey surveying the scorched wreckage of the dissident right, in the cult classic but still snap-crackle-and-poppin’ way that defines HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH.

Subscribe and Listen to BAREBACTRIAN on Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/BareBactrian

THE POOLHOUSE GUIDE TO DARVO LEFTISM:

Aspects of DARVO:

How each symptom manifests:

The stunning of I WAS THERE™ (sans Poolhouse) with Oso and Basil that kicked off this saga:

https://backklash.substack.com/p/open-lines-with-basil

https://x.com/NuganHandVEVO/status/1795882739662729470

Another Poolhouse nevermind post… The Poolhouse drag of BAP’s drag of Basil (see below)

The famous BAP “drag” of Basil:

Poolhouse’s drag of Anna K’s drag of Basil:

Program Notes

(0:00) - oh well whatever, nevermind

(5:35) - he’s backk

(11:55) - be best

(15:15) - barebactrian: this week

(20:35) - the John Gault of it all

(26:30) - (not)gay voice

(30:33) - Bronze Age Bl**re Wh*te aesthetics

(36:00) - Racist LARPers and Bronze Age Tr**ny redux

(41:01) - Denunciations, Deflections & the TQ litmus test

(49:11) - DARVO BAPism

(55:55) - the jig is up

(1:02:02) - Dissident 2.0

(1:17:07) - DARVO dissidents

(1:22:11) - she had to get out, get out

Episode Mixtape:

Fannypack - Camel Toe

B-52’s - Mesopotamia (Poolhouse No Homo Edit)

X - Los Angeles

Ashlee Simpson - Boyfriend

Fischerspooner - L.A. Song

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Returning guest and spiritual matriarch to the backklash universe, Spendy O is BACKK and she is fired up! Spendy joined Poolhouse on Friday to touch down on the Election Year of it all: the fraudulent narratives and phony political influencers astroturfed onto your timelines, the endless, pointless divisions that seem designed to be deflections more than they are debates, the daily censorship, and the shrieking fervor of the DARVO left….it is a LOT and Spendy and Pool have HAD it.

Spendy details her recent discursive battles in the timeline trenches on the topic of homeschooling. Why is this topic coming up so often? Why are childless millennial leftists seemingly so worked up about homeschoolers? And do they actually make any points, or is it just pure DARVO? Poolhouse finds many connections between the recent Propganda Exposed episode and the way this topic is framed on the TL.

Poolhouse submits Steve Sailer’s recent piece on the roots of wokeness for Spendy’s consideration, and the two try to piece together just exactly how the hell such drivel even got published. Is the historic power wielded by white protestant males really to blame for wokeism? Is Steve Sailer a crypto-Satanist? Is the piece really as bad as they think, or have they been made the victims of an elaborate hoax?

Plus, Poolhouse probes Spendy on the recent death of the Iranian PM and the true roots of middle east conflict, the latent psychologies of midwestern Americans and Californians is examined, and Poolhouse takes a bold and breathtaking stance on ebonics. And whiteness.

It’s a nonstop cacophony of crackling wit and cackles–classic backklash style.

Support homeschoolcoffeeco! $1 from every purchase goes to the Home School Defense Fund!

https://homeschoolcoffee.com/

Follow Spendy:

https://x.com/kitesrfun

Program Notes.

(0:00) - going backk 2 cali

(04:20) - (sexdrugsandrocknroll) Fridays

(06:44) - Homeschool as Election Year distraction

(26:59) - DARVO Leftism vs. Homeschoolers

(36:09) - Nitpicking the nitpickers

(41:04) - ebonics (backklash editorial) & immigration

(45:33) - Stolen treasures of Iran, Zoroastrian secrets, Shahs of Sunset

(59:00) - The SSQ (Steve Sailer Question)

(1:13:30) - outro

Episode Mixtape.

POTUS - Lump (Instrumental)

Kim Petras - Head Head Honcho (Instrumental)

Adult. - Hand to Phone (Soulwax Edit)

Self - Paint by Numbers

Stevie Nicks - Stand Back (Felix da Housecat Remix)

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Friend, Thots & Prayers podbro, America’s Top American Dad, and (spiritual) executive producer of HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH lowiqmoron aka A from Thots & Prayers returns to the program. He joined Poolhouse on a lovely Gay Ray Friday for this proper banger of a show.

The homies kick things off with an impromptu summit on their increasingly realm-pilled worldview toward Possible Earth Shapes..particularly in the wake of the legendary Antarctica episode of T&P. But the main topic of discussion is propaganda. About a year ago, at the request of a mutual, lowiqmoron created a doc on the subject of propaganda for a potential e-zine collab with Poolhouse……who proceeded to put it on the back burner and ghosted A until today (link below).

How is propaganda propagandized in our world today? What specific strategies do PRopagandists employ to carry out narratives which often deflect, distort, and deny the truth? Do dissociative dialectics induce a type of dementia?

PH and A delve into the plays used by the pandemic regime, using the propaganda playbook to connect the dots back to the One Big Thing. Together, they identify how these same plays are used again and again, to propagate a myriad of Current Things. Plus: Gay Ray, octolectics, and premieres an original song. File this episode under MOTHERFUCKIN’ CLASSIC.

Follow A on Twitter

https://x.com/lowiqmoron

Listen and subscribe to Thots & Prayers

https://thotsprayers.substack.com/

PROPAGANDA EXPOSED

also available at https://backklash.org/product

PROPAGANDA EXPOSED: a downloadable, complimentary mini-e-zine companion to episode 59. This document, written by lowiqmoron and produced by DJ POOLHOUSE, provides an overview of common propagandistic techniques and themes, with links to additional resources on the subject of propaganda.

this playlist conveniently compiles the entire Thots & Prayers x Poolhouse saga:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1hYXzwQS6nblYs3zbLibkA

Re-up: The legendary Antarctica episode of Thots & Prayers:

https://thotsprayers.substack.com/p/the-aq-antarctica-question-w-poolhouse

Poolhouse on the Realm-Pilled View of History

“S. Francisco” appearing on the west coast of North America on the Amérique septentrionale map from 1650. We are told that the presidio of San Francisco was not founded until 1776.

https://www.loc.gov/item/2003623388/

“San Francisco” also appears on this 1587 map by Urbano Monte (an incredible piece of work, please look it up):

https://www.davidrumsey.com/blog/2017/11/26/largest-early-world-map-monte-s-10-ft-planisphere-of-1587

ChatGPT says this mystery is easily explained by the “common practice of naming locations after venerated Catholic saints” and are “likely references to pre-colonial settlements,” from the early, pre-15th century explorations of the coast.

Mission San Francisco de Asis in Baja California, was cited as the first example of a location named “San Francisco” along the West coast that predates the founding of the Presidio in modern-day San Francisco in 1776.”

However, the SF mission in Baja California was not founded until 1762, so it is not a good explanation in this case. Still, I will concede that there are possibly mundane explanations for the appearance of “S/San Francisco” on world maps made centuries before the founding of the modern city.

BUT, I also maintain an open mind that perhaps the historical timeline we have received has been altered or distorted in some way.

Historical narratives are inherently propagandistic, predicated at minimum on the civilizational, national, ethnic, tribal, and religious worldviews of the individuals and institutions who undertake history as their craft. As A noted in the program, we have seen how easily events we lived through can be reconstructed before our every eyes.

There is no such thing as “objective” history, just as I contend there is no such thing as an “objective” documentary. Unless you can say, “I Was There” and lived it in your own heart, then history is very much a story. And even when you were there, you are still living it as YOU, perceiving it as only you can.

History is a narrative told through someone else’s eyes, from someone else’s starting point, which may or may not be like your very own. The ‘historical record’ is a codex, a body of data retained to support a story, not the other way around–mark my words. Bet on it.

No matter how carefully a historian attempts to be when retracing the past, he is always bound to have some blind spots. History will always be somebody else’s version of things to me (and I got my own).

Note: The speculations offered, and examples cited in this episode are made in support of open-minded discussion. We could be wrong about some things, I doubt it, but who knows! But we aren’t wrong about is the need to seriously question any “consensus” or “conventional wisdom” or “Science™” presented to us, because of the pervasive nature of propaganda in information media! The CQ (Cartography Question) aside, there remains many interesting questions that are so obscured by “history,” that many would fail to see them for the great Mysteries that they are.

P.S. My journey into the history of California (aka the Federation of the Golden Lemurian Caliphate) has only just begun! I am reclaiming MY birthright!😤😤😤

The famous quote from Taro of Serial Experiments: LAIN

(I highly recommend you go watch this fascinating series in anticipation of my very special forthcoming appearances on Threshold Saints).

The only 4HL -adjacent actresses I recognize:

Program Notes

(0:00:00) - we’ll do it our way

(0:01:29) - “warrrrrrr and peeeeace…”

(0:01:52) - Gay Ray Friday

(0:05:49) - welcome backk, lowiqmoron

(0:08:22) - Based and Realm-Pilled

(0:24:24) - Poolhouse on Propaganda as Spiritual Warfare

(0:28:37) - PROPAGANDA EXPOSED (guest lecturer: Dr. A)

(0:32:30) - “Esoteric propaganda”

(0:39:27) - Consensus by gaslight

(0:47:33) - Meth’d out freaks redux

(0:54:05) - Dissociative dialectics

(1:03:22) - CounterNarrative™ machinations

(1:14:12) - MK POOLHOUSE

(1:16:11) - PROPAGANDA EXPOSED redux

(1:17:55) - I have the gift of song fr

(1:20:20) - Outro

(1:21:20) - make all our dreams come true

Episode Mixtape

turn the frogs gay

Badd Inc feat. Sophia Lamar - Fake (DJ POOLHOUSE Fake It til U Make It Dub)

ESG - Moody (Moody Mix)

Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies (Poolhouse Dub)

I Used to Dance for the President - DJ POOLHOUSE

Listen to I Was There™ and more at backklash.substack.com

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Nephew-of-the pod, producer, musician, and host of Zooted Thinkpad Posse, Dap Man returns to join Poolhouse aboard the backklash HQ mothership for another banging cult classic (but we still pop!).

The overarching theme for this episode is American Synchro-Mystical Products…what does Poolhouse mean with this particular mouthful of syllables? He breaks down his theory for Dap Man, who then applies this framework as he discusses the influence Five-Percent Nation had on both his personal spiritual development, as well as upon hip hop culture as a whole… and what is hip hop culture if not AMERICAN SYNCHRO-MYSTICISM?

The boys cover a lot of territory, from the antics Doja Cat, the Dao of the Wu Tang Clan, magical machinations in pop music, Kendrick vs. Drake. They don their tinfoil fezzes as they triangulate the hidden realm where Afro-mysticism, western esotericism, and eastern magic converge. Brief detours into thermodynamics, Poolhousepilled race science, lost civilization, and the legacy of Dr. Yakub ensue. Finally, Poolhouse attempts to locate his inner black-orientalist and (partially) discloses his ethnic origins in the process.

Follow Dap Man

https://twitter.com/metadatapiff

Zooted Thinkpad Posse:

https://redcircle.com/shows/zooted-thinkpad-posse

It’s Whatever (Dap Man as a recording artist)

Recent Release:

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/itswhatever/black-dude-katherine

Dap Man on Threshold Saints:

https://open.spotify.com/show/00mctCzHpY42qk99LoImvw

They Came Before Columbus:

https://archive.org/details/theycamebeforecolumbustheafricanpresenceinancientamericabyivanvansertima/page/n3/mode/2up

The Destruction of the Black Civilization:

https://archive.org/details/the-destruction-of-black-civilization

Oh heyyy Dr. Yakub!

Program Notes:

(0:00:00) - Return of the Dap - Intro, Drake vs. Kendrick, Doja Cat, Pop music Magic Warfare

(0:18:28) - American Synchro-Mystical Products: Five-Percent Nation, The Dao of Wu Tang & applied Esoteric Thermodynamics

(0:55:00) - Hood Pyramids & the Antediluvian Asiatic Black Man

(1:10:23) - Esoteric Bros + American SMP redux

Episode Mixtape:

Drake - Nice for What

Nicole Wray feat. Missy - Make it Hot (DJ POOLHOUSE Make It Dub Edit)

Killah Priest - Heavy Mental

Junior Murvin - Police & Thieves

Blondie - Good Boys (Scissor Sisters Remix)

I Was There™ with Oso and Pool - Sundays bi-weekly on Twitter

Archive: https://backklash.substack.com/s/i-was-there

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When Nani and I embarked on some research into the 1954 book by Dr. Frederic Wertham, Seduction of the Innocent, we were expecting to delve into a nostalgic instance of “Satanic panic” in the form of a moral crusade against comic book horror by a crusty establishment social scientist. But what we uncovered was a playbook for using corporate consolidation and culture war schisms to drive a censorship agenda in the free market–one that has been used time and time again to control the media without direct involvement from the state. Join us as we delve into Wertham and his text, and hypothesize what it was about the legendary EC Comics that may have provoked such opposition from the permanent societal bureaucracy.

Follow Nani on X/Twitter:

http://x.com/thenanistate

Follow Wrong Circles on Spotify:

Spotify

And Apple music:

https://music.apple.com/us/artist/wrong-circles/1516494308…

The Comics Code Seal of Approval - aka Free Market Censorship

From Wertham’s Seduction of the Innocent:

https://archive.org/details/fredricwerthamseductionoftheinnocent19542ndprinting

EC Comics

The Crypt-Keeper: TV vs. Real Life:

Page from an issue of the Vault of Horror, a story told from the perspective of the grave:

SHOCK and CRIME SuspenStories were two highly influential titles to Pool in his formative years:

The first EC Comics Poolhouse purchased, from the 1990s Gladstone EC reprints. The Haunt of Fear (reprinted issue #3)

And the Vault of Horror (Gladstone reprint #4):

Nani’s original tribute to HCTB:

https://twitter.com/thenanistate/status/1663617150727094274

Episode Mixtape:

Dirty Sanchez - Really Rich Italian Satanists (Poolhouse Dub)

Ministry - Every Day is Halloween

Fischerspooner - The 15th (Felix da Housecat thee Black Light Remix)

thenaninstate - Here Comes the Backklash

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I Was There: https://backklash.substack.com/s/i-was-there

Listen live on Spaces every other Sunday, and catch up on the backlog

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Our conversations with THE UNSILENCING eyewitnesses thus far have taken us from America’s heartland to the concrete jungle of Manhattan, from sunny L.A. to the shores of Fire Island, from the poolside to the discos, to childhood homes, and to hospital bedsides.

THE UNSILENCING is a series about traveling to lost times. When we visit the past, we can begin to see it or understand it in new ways. These deeper insights allow us to uncover truths about our present, because the future and past are always in conversation with each other, whether we are aware of it or not.

THE UNSILENCING is a microcosmic embodiment of this phenomenon. It is not simply about these marvelous, incredibly delightful and deeply sage voices telling tales of the past, though this forms the heart of the series. But this THE UNSILENC*ING*–it is also about the adventure of rescuing these stories, these portraits of a not-too-distant past which seems worlds apart from our own. We are engaged in an active interrogation of the current moment the entire time as new information arises. THE UNSILENCING is active. It is happening in the now.

As this tangled web of biowarfare treachery and scientific deceit upon which we rest our backdrop comes into clearer focus, as we realize deeper and darker layers of virology’s silent age, an open hearted approach must be taken in order to confront this haunting specter that lurks in the shadows the past. By looking at this story through the lens of the human experience, fully immersing ourselves in the stories of lives truly lived across two different ages, we can perhaps take some of the bite out of the creeping undertones. The shadowy figures lingering just behind the scenery cannot hide forever when we apply a little bit of light.

Thank you to Ed & Tony for their candor and wisdom.

Thanks always to Nick, for his dedication and vision.

Follow THE UNSILENCING co-host Nick on Twitter:

https://x.com/pizzapicklespur

Follow THE UNSILENCING producer DJ POOLHOUSE on Twitter:

https://x.com/DJPOOLHOUSE

Notes on THE UNSILENCING:

Program Notes:

AIDS & the Doctors of Death - Dr. Alan Cantwell

https://archive.org/details/aidsdoctorsofdea00cant

“The Honeycomb”

Nick’s metaphor for understanding how research science is segmented and silo’d to prevent individuals from understanding how their findings may be applied to broader, seemingly unrelated military-industrial machinations.

if you haven’t already, check out the episode & extended show notes for HCTB Ep. 36 featuring Nick, the prologue to THE UNSILENCING:

I totally gave Nick’s episode the “Doctors of Death” treatment with the artwork! I swear I had no idea hahaha :) -Pool

Dr. Royal Rife

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2003/apr/03/research.science1

Ted Talk: Shattering cancer with resonant frequencies (Anthony Holland)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w0_kazbb_U

Episode Mixtape

Peech Boys NYC - On a Journey (12” Mix)

Rufo - Sweet Conversation

Kano - Another Life

First Choice - Let No Man Put Asunder (Shep Pettibone Mix)

Diana Ross - Chain Reaction (Backklash: The Unsilencing Theme)

THE UNSILENCING: Series Homepage

https://backklash.substack.com/p/backklash-the-unsilencing

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To my dear remote viewers;

On Sunday, April 14th, 2024, I, your host Poolhouse aka DJ POOLHOUSE aka poolhouse the elder, finally snapped.

To be clear, it was a long time building.

I am not going to link the account here, but you can find it if you do some digging on the o.g. timeline of mine.

It is not an exagerration to say this person made dozens of posts about me over the course of 5 weeks, which I had tried to ignore or only engage with in good humor, but it did not suffice. My conleftist deranged PR guy from hell would not relent. The poolhouse-hate threads kept a threading.

Lies upon lies were heaped on my pristine brand: that I was an “op,” that I was somehow in league with perhaps my greatest known nemesis, that I was a “rich kid” from L.A., vague allegations that I was somehow misrepresenting who I am, accusations of witchcraft (I do not “jack off” onto “runes”), something called neoreactionary accelerationist Ziofascism, and most disgusting of all–Discordianism.

There is no need for me to address any of this, per se. But as I note in the monologue (which was recorded after a brief freak out when I told this hoaxer–for I do not believe this account is what it purports to be in any way–to keep my name out of his posts, and he promptly went full DARVO and accused me, the targeted individual, of “playing the victim.”) there is something repugnant about an individual literally making up lies (this hoaxer has admitted he doesn’t care about facts) about me and my friends for days and days on end that just rubbed me the wrong fucking way.

In the process, my inner Tucker Carlson was unleashed, and I delivered this masterful monologue to the acclaim and delight of hundreds.

For the record, please enjoy this media market critique, file under: conspiratard leftism vs pro-cosmic anti-leftism

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Poolhouse is thrilled to continue his tradition of being voice-mogged by his favorite mutuals by featuring former crunchy granola anti-leftist hunk, noted lowbie, and former Hollywood actor Cryptid Papi to the program.

Cryppi [Poolhouse refuses to call a man who is not his producer “papi”] and Pool team up to traverse Mulholland Drive, circle the drain at the Bryan Singer hot tub party, and pull back the showbiz curtain, as they peer behind the varnish and glamor of the Holy Wood dream factory.

What does it take to “make” it in Hollywood? What types of high strangeness did Cryppi observe during his time in L.A.?

Is the “casting couch” simply about sex, or is there a darker, sadistic element to its nature?

And just what is the nature of this strange region from which the dreams of the world are programmed and disseminated

Cryppi breaks his decade-long silence on some sinister events he experienced inside the belly of the beast, and provides us with a realistic picture of the way the entertainment industry manufacturers its output. Poolhouse cranks up the high beams on this fascinating, cathartic episode that crosses through shadows of night, and exorcises some dark passengers along the way.

Follow Cryptid Papi on X

https://x.com/cryptid_papi

Previous guest GLDPNY is back on Twitter!

Go check out Eric’s music on Spotify.

Josh Brolin’s weird letter to Timothee Chalamet:

that Whatchamacallit commercial:

Tiga & Zyntherius - the most poolhouse coded electroclash single of them all, it is literally a part of the O.G. backklash zine aesthetic:

Episode Mixtape

Ayesha Erotica - Hollywood Dream

Felix da Housecat - Everyone is Someone in L.A. (Poolhouse Edit)

Icona Pop - I Don’t Care (Hyper Crush Remix)

Tiga & Zyntherius - Sunglasses at Night (12” Mix)

Bonus: Jewel - Who Will Dub Your Soul (Poolhouse Edit)

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