Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We learn all the ways (and there are a ton of them) we're ruining foreplay, we meet an insatiable Florida woman who doesn't care if you're watching and how to ruin checking an item off your bucket list. 

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We meet a Door Dasher who is looking for work for a gross reason, find out which porn plots are played out and a Worst Person who may take the cake as our worst ever. 

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We learn the dos and the do nots of getting it on in public, we meet a man with very specific requests of his prosties and a woman with VERY discerning tastes!

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We learn what one dreaded word can help fix your sex-frequency issues, we learn how long it should last each time you enter the ring, try and fail at some math involving an ancient prosty and a man behaves poorly at a brewery. 

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We learn about a terrible pastor, an even worse morgue employee, how to recognize signs your man is cheating and/or ways to cover your tracks if you're a guy! 

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We learn how exactly you go about getting what you want in the bedroom but we also realize it may come with a heavy, heavy, large and fast price. 

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Back in the friendly confines of the studio! We talk about just how exactly you measure yourself as a man, how to tell if a condom is bad, learn what NOT to do in bed and meet a man who is too old to be carrying on Florida-style!

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Live inside Stan's Room at Piere's. Performances from The Hu, Asking Alexandria and we meet Cheese Factory Pervert and his wife. And his girlfriend. 

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Bruh. We learn what vabbing is. You can probably take a guess by reading this and get close. We learn about a new ED medicine that could get your Spidey-sense tingling and a bizarre couple has an even bizarrer (not a word?) collection!

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We get a whole list of erotic movies on Netflix that can be training wheels for you and your spouse to get into porno. In the bedroom...what are you supposed to do with your hands? We never even thought about it until today and now we're self conscious. And we find out what can happen when you kick the pernooooo

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