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Tired of trying to turn her on and either having your efforts fall flat or things cool down before they even heat up? Bro, you've been doing it all wrong! We also learn about a sex club that won't let either of us in and meet a guy who desperately needs to look on Amazon. 

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We learn several ways to deal with a problem only men suffer in the morning, hear some truly awful first date ideas and why you should stop what you're doing and go kick your grandparents off social media. 

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We learn alllllllll about what the college kids are doing with their bodies these days, find out there are Anti-masturbation Groups out there and meet a guy who hates the elderly!

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We learn how many times a man must "purge the poison" for optimal health, find out the benefits of going to the gym with your BAE, meet another lunatic in love with a plane and hear about a great petty throwback crime!

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Bro. What can we possible say about an episode with this title?

For real. 

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We learn all about the global length rankings and where we fall, find out the last 30 years have been dang good to the fellas, learn what the protocol is if you're walked in on all by yourself and how you can INSTANTLY be a better lover. 

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We break down the dos and absolutely-do-nots of handling a set of breasts, have some laugh at exotic car guys' expense and we find out about a man who picked the wrong career to chase. 

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We meet a brazen sex toy thief, find out how to add some spice to your Valentine's Day, learn a man out there is missing his bits and we hear the tall tale of a man named Coke Can Greg. 

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We finish off January with a whole host of new fetishes, including a few we've never even heard about, hear of a horrifying Amazon mix up, find some new Valentine's Day merch at Goop and find out ways of dealing with sexual frustration!

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We find out all about "Winter Penis" and what it means for you, hear about some great kinks and why you might be into them and please, just leave your crack pipe at home or in the car. 

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