Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

As the saying goes "When one door closes....another door may still be closed." We learn a few tips about the forbidden fruit, our numbers as men are really dipping and we meet a tree humper. You read that right.

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Well, we learn about a new horrifying way to die in Russia, find out which sex toys we need to stock up on after we're done buying toilet paper. We learn how many ladies are "meh" when it comes to a bedroom act and which boozy cocktail is bad for your lil' guy!

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We have a woman doing something completely natural in a completely unnatural place, two of them actually. We learn the benefits and pitfalls of going commando and how you can tug your way to a better life!

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Well, we didn't even know not doing this one thing was even an option! We learn about a public health message gone horribly wrong and all about the ins and outs (LOL) of penis tattoos!

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We have an update on last week's Worst Person, learn loud sex can get you involced with a town council and 3 farmers who are farmer's no more lol! Also, there may be some irregularities on the audio this week, we had some computer issues. We'll fix it. Promise.

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We learn about playing air drums in a car. On campus. Parked near coeds. Don't give the cops a fake name or at least make it believable. And we meet the gang from Onora Whisky. They brought booze how thoughtful! Plus the Worst Person In The World has a rough day in church ahead of him.

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We don't think this rundown of ten things that could happen to your lil' fella should really be called a "top ten." Just sayin. Also turns out you can get a lot of stuff on Facebook Marketplace....but not sex horses.

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Well, we know how you get a tapeworm in your intestines, now we find out how they show up other places inside you! We learn about a unique get out the vote promotion and it turns out, a ton of us would call it quits over bad sex.

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We meet a man so into his filth he tosses it into Excel, we find out if what they say about Cougars is true and the Worst Person on the Planet steals from a GoFundMe. For the family of murder victims.

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We learned that too much WAP can be a bad thing, how hard it is (ba-dum tssss) to watch filth with your partner and our Worst Person refuses to just go out and make an honest living.....which seems in hindsight less messy and painful

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