High Five: The Podcast

This week we speed into a brand new episode all about the Top 5 90's Action Movies! J and Q face-off list to list. Is this a glitch in the matrix? Nope, it's just two dudes with minds like lethal weapons. Some relationships are hard to kill, some friendships die-hard too, but this one will die-hard...with a vengeance. Who will be the last boy scout standing? Find out as Q & J head towards mutually assured demolition...man! 

As always we will hear from some amazing sponsors and attempt to mend our shattered friendship by paying a game. This time re-writing some of the greatest one-liners known to cinema. Strap in and put on your helmet because it's going to be a bumpy ride!

We're going on a book tour for our newest re-issue of The Masks We Wear, but this time, instead of Ben Stein, it's Q and J, and instead of a fake book, we're dedicating an entire episode to the Top 5 Movie Masks of all time! Yes, all your favorites are included, and if they're not, it's because they are bad choices and you should have them. Get ready for secrets to be revealed and identities to be shattered!

For this very special episode, we invite friend of the show Bane back for a rousing installment of "Ask Bane". Our sponsors will be filling your ears with goodies and us with laughs. Don't miss this all-new episode!

The loneliest a person can feel is when they don't know who to trust. We're not sure who said that, or if it's a real quote or not, but it sounds smart and applies to feeling isolated, which is what this episode is all about! It's possible we've spent too much time alone recently, but Q and J decide the only way out is through and talk the Top 5 Movie About Isolation! You can feel alone whether in a remote Alaskan outpost, stuck on an island, or on the moon. You can also feel alone stuck in a house quarantined and need the sweet, sweet release of podcasting.

Where was I? Oh, right...

Also, find out which movie characters J and Q would bring with them to a desert island. Who would you bring? Would it be dead Daniel Radcliffe from Swiss Army Man? You haven't seen Swiss Army Man? Dude, you seriously need to see that. See you in the episode!

Put on your nicest yellow suit, call an exterminator, comes on down to South Park, and sit on down for our favorite couch gag, because this week Q and J talk about the Top 5 Animated Sitcoms of All Time! We experiment with video recording this week, but mainly we're talking about the newest season of Rick and Morty, J's recent Simpsons revisit, and whether or not Q connects with Bojack Horseman. It's funnier than the best Bob's Burger burger pun.

Stick around long enough in the episode to hear us play Cartoon Impression Roulette and find out which totally real, not fake sponsors are filling our pockets with Monopoly money this week. You may be more into searching out mysteries in Oregon, or reliving puberty on Netflix, but this episode has something for everyone!

This week, Q and J decide to relive their teen and college years the best way they can think of, talking about the Top 5 Sex Comedies of All Time! Whether you prefer the classics, the Apatowist, the irreverent, or the recent, we stick our fingers in all the pies to see which deserves a place on the list.

This may be one of our more educational episodes too as we explain little-known movie title-inspired sex positions. This is probably an episode that when you listen to it and your mom walks through the room she'll say "What ARE you listening to?!?" and you'll have to do more chores. Sorry, not sorry.

Don't lie, you had a crush on the Swayze too, we all did. There was just something about those 80s heartthrobs that get J and Q all hot and bothered. Bothered enough to unroll our posters of River Phoenix and rehash the age-old argument, who were the Top 5 Heartthrobs of the 1980s? We may disagree on how heartthrobby Don Johnson was, but we can all agree that the 80s was a sexy time.

In honor of the sexiest episode in our history, we create a game that will no doubt sweep the country: Fuck, Marry, Overkill. You'll just have to tune in to find out how to play. Join J and Q on a journey through Hunk Haven, stopping only briefly in Beefcake Bayou, and enjoy the sights along the way. We know we will!

Wait. What? What the f...I mean, did you see that? I totally didn't expect it, well maybe I did a little, but I never expected the movie to go there! This week, J and Q get their minds blown by the Top 5 Mind F*ck Movies of all time! Whether it's crazy twists, maniacal movie executions, or just the simple mindf*ck that is time travel, no stone gets left unturned in our search for the craziest that movies have to offer.

Stick around for some amazing MumbleQuote MushMouth gaming, and deep dives into truly what gets underneath Q and J's skin. It's a wild ride and trust us, it doesn't end up where you think it will. Come along!

It took nine months and a lot of pushing, but we're finally ready and excited to announce to the world the birth.....of a new episode about the Top 5 Baby-Centric Movies of All Time! As High Five: The Podcast goes through a little bit of a quarantine rebirth, we wanted to celebrate by diving into movies that heavily feature, if not allow for dialogue from, babies.

Not only are Q and J talking babies and talking about talking babies, but we're also bringing back Totally Real, Not Fake commercial sponsors, and weekly games! It's a whole new world and we're seeing it through the eyes of babies, specifically babies in movies we like!

BREAKING NEWS: Everything is crazy right now and no one knows anything about what's going to happen after we all leave our quarantines. This is true within many industries as well, including the movie industry. As theater chains close, employees lose jobs, movies move to streaming releases, and movie productions get shuttered, what will the new normal look like after COVID-19? We sure don't know, but we have a lot of ideas!

Join us this week as we break from tradition and dive into what our current coronavirus situations hold in store for our beloved movie industry. What needs to change to keep our cinematic pastimes accessible and entertaining? What will go away due to self-isolation? Find out the answers to these questions and more as Q and J break the news!

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Coronavirus is comin’ for ev’rybody! With the recent announcement that the Coronavirus is a worldwide pandemic and the fact that we can’t buy toilet paper ANYWHERE, Q and J decided to spent their quarantine together and rank the Top 5 Virus Outbreak Movies of all time! It’s not a true quarantine unless you can spend it with the ones you love.

Speaking of quarantine...since the whole world is trapped in their homes for the foreseeable future, why not fill your time with some movie suggestions from High Five: The Podcast? Just like you prepare for a zombie apocalypse by learning from zombie movies, these outbreak movies will help you learn the Do’s and Don’ts of any widespread microbial disaster. Put on your HAZMAT suit and bathe in hand sanitizer, it’s time for J and Q to save the world!