We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to help Russ escape the prison sentence he earned by pretending to be a Japanese yokai.

Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK man, Tamara Kailaney, Jaredthefox9’s banishment, Russ’s Mad Cow Disease

Notes: Boku no Father the Hero, Goron Grimace, Alan’s online shinobi career, posting posture, Shaqaroni, preggo pizza, Jack SepticTank, John Green’s weed store, Notorious Q*bert, Wren the Chipmunk, Steve Eggman, That’s How Bushido Works

CORRECTION: the awful blue man from Chalk Zone was called Snap, not Scratch. But who cares since Chalk Zone fuckin sucks

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Episode 100 is finally here, but somehow Alan got trapped in a virtual world of their own creation. Will Russ and our dear friend Ben Pack (@packbenpack) be able to convince Alan to return to the real world?

Notes: the first joke, stanning the IRS, Portal orb, Hogcast grimoire, Pepper Threehorns, the worst Dominos on yelp, The Hogcast Challenge, Raditz Fils-Aime, Johnny Fievel, Bonerville, Outrage “Slasher” the Hedgechidna, the classic honeytrap, Let Me Be Duck

We’re neoliberal now and we’re live from a storage closet at CPAC with our good friend Seth Boyer (@sethboyer) to discuss how being radically centrist is the most punk rock thing you can do.

Notes: the horniest Adam Sandler movie, XXXStatix, Jordan Peterson’s Cadbury Creme Eggs, mermaid alfredo, Jimmy Stewart Goes West, BCC Pizza, red pepper flakes melange, Billy the Skunk, wrow, Alan’s neoliberal posadism, smol sans, Rolabi Wizenard

Intro: The Wicked Wild (Dino Jungle) from Sonic and the Secret Rings

Outro: The song from Wolverine Adamantium Rage on SNES that invented grime music

Will we finally believe goofy is f'ing dead??? Will we say goodbye to old friends? Can a certain sourpuss gamer's heart be touched? Will Demyx be there? Find out in the latest, truly most beautiful episode of this mini-series, I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 3.

Theme music provided by OC Remix user Emunator on the album Esther's Dreams Esther's Dreams

It’s our birthday show babey.

Notes: Russ’s unfortunate Blippi cameo, #MyMentor, the new Suicide Squad, Russ’s visits to the burn ward, Chuck E Cheese foot fetishists, bag full of spiders, ping pong arsonist, Spider Palestine, Mora the Swallow, Kamala Harris’s loot boxes,

Hoo boy, it’s Big Game season and we’ve got our dear friend Kevin here to talk about Canadian malls and ironic curses.

Note: Sticky Fingers self suck, IKEAlbert’s Sbarro Coup, Lil Scrimp/Shrimp’s ghost tricks, ironic curses, Russ’s Gatsby pants closet, fractal dick, Russ’s Steven Universe LARPing, Alan’s illegal Beyblade mods, roombos, Funky Winkerbean, all cops are bimbos, I Love Oil, Leftist Glob Herman, Alphega the Hedgehog, Alan’s comedy mentor

We return to Kingdom Hearts to talk what might be going down in the final of the Sora trilogy. We discuss who will make it in the game (Preying for Peg Pete), who's fightin' who, and if Goofy will F#@!ING die or not!

Theme music is Simply Be-Grooved by Tetrimino on OCRemix https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03047

Professor Mickey takes the Hogcast crew on a whirlwind tour of the world of Kingdom Hearts. What is Kingdom Hearts? Who is Ansem, Seeker of Darkness? How much time does it take to actually talk about the first Kingdom Hearts? All these questions answered and more in the first official I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ing DEAD!!!

Theme music was Hikari -KH Jazz Cover by SMES https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/494954

This week we’re all about those Hollywood days and Hollywood nights. We’ve got our pal RJ Palmer (@arvalis) on to talk about his work on Detective Pikachu and how mad the movie version of Sonic makes all of us.

Notes: Russ’s Rash, IKEAlbert’s new gig, Rocco Bocce, Do the Right Thing but Pokemon, getting an Odo, cyclops dicks, doing a Family Guy, Logan Paul Noid, iBandersnatch, At the Meat Mountains of Madness, two pizza rule, cloacal kiss, exposure