Notes: elephant ear joint, Carny Stevenson, Alan’s Black Eagle Frat House, Bane-ing frozen pizza, Walmart garcon, Harmontown: Three Houses, British Dominos Vault Heist, Rorshaq, Jared Little, NHL Superheroes, Spike557, JaredTheFox92’s Epstein connections, Jad Eubanks and Jay Krulwich, Bad Mood Food, He’s Drumpf

Here’s the awful NHL superheroes we were talking about https://news.avclub.com/stan-lee-s-failed-hockey-superheroes-are-at-the-center-1798259564

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Note: ahegao facial recognition, The Fir Bird, Wastebomb, Russ’s Fridge Wife Routine, Smart House mom, King Paypig, Big Rock Pizza Mountain, Qanon Gremlin, Radiolab Boke and Tsukkomi, wheeled animals, Betty and Veronica Double Digest, The Bye Bye Man 2, Heartman isekai, Mike the Extremehog, Rouge the Bat’s messy room energy

Notes: The Mad Dog of Sipe, Rigato Mas, monogamy addictions, Ghostrider Sybian, The King’s Peach, In This Okonomiyaki?, DB Cooper fanart, Miracle on the Funny Pages, Marvin Senoue, Cyrano de Bezos, Shigure the Cat, SSJW Goku, imaginary meat

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Russ is back from a trip from San Francisco and Alan is heading out to Japan. Sonic’s in his heaven, all’s right with the world

Notes: Bonjour Diamond Russ, Pilaf Husk, Rebuild of Garfield, Shogunplier, Russ defends the west, Cloud Pizza, Hope Jobs Hawk, Cyber-Greasers, Sega steals our brand, Teapot Motherfucker, Scylla Bradanska, 9/11 re-enactments, The Return of JaredTheFox92, Dave Eggers from Homestuck, Epcot Cum

Notes: Gamer Christmas, Bloodborne Meyers-Briggs, Hell_Homer Sex Tour, Film Crit Thanos update, bed lighting, Vince McElroy, Nosey Freehorns, Alan gets guillotined, Dead Bart, Okuusan’s Last Resort, Mr Bubble Shapiro, Gamestop cereal, garagekit funkos, magician wrestler kisses, Svetlana the Mutant Husky, pussyeating games

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Here’s the Dead Bart video Alan is obsessed with https://twitter.com/ihavemp4/status/1135421895707365376

The scary It clown saying “kiss me fatboy”

The awful Cuphead rap

RUSS FELL OFF A CLIFF.. scary moment for our podcast

Notes: Cliff Russ, scented eggs, Alan’s Tfue Escort Mission, Xans Undertale, Mystic Sheldon, gay rat wedding, SkeetAnon, ProJared’s dwegon ancestry, The Killing Za, The Dan Schneider Cut, Tyler Dursley, the God Pill, Edge Vespadaccino the Wasp, the Quizno Wars, himbo Colonel Sanders, That Time I Got Reincarnated As Flubber

And special thanks to our friend Seth Boyer for making our badass theme song https://twitter.com/sethboyer

Another solo bolo episode with just the two of us, and folks it’s very divorce-centric. This was also recorded before the nightmarish Sonic movie trailer was released so don’t blame us for not talking about it.

Notes: Film Crit Thanos, divorce oven mitts, MovieBob’s space birthright, Major Dwegonagi, sentient Pizza Hut mold, Razers Chromo, Vegeta asswiping fanfic, Ultra Instinct Adam Sandler, Isaac ASMRov, Schwans, Oh Joy Sonic Toy, Dark the Ocelot, greasy stones, stealing a cop’s gun, Patrick the Huge Virgin Wombat

We’re kappa krazy in this episode and we’ve got Shane Hosea (@ShaneHosea), Portland improvisor and host of Anime at the Gates (@animewheel), on to help Russ escape the prison sentence he earned by pretending to be a Japanese yokai.

Notes: the Kappa of Portland, Alan’s IKEA-hacking, Russ Hour, Beto’s sexy jutsu, coke strains, Calamente Cuchulain, Rasta String Cheese Man, laxative crimes, the YIIK man, Tamara Kailaney, Jaredthefox9’s banishment, Russ’s Mad Cow Disease

Notes: Boku no Father the Hero, Goron Grimace, Alan’s online shinobi career, posting posture, Shaqaroni, preggo pizza, Jack SepticTank, John Green’s weed store, Notorious Q*bert, Wren the Chipmunk, Steve Eggman, That’s How Bushido Works

CORRECTION: the awful blue man from Chalk Zone was called Snap, not Scratch. But who cares since Chalk Zone fuckin sucks

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