New year, new us. Russ has a symbiote now and has become an instagram thot/mafioso.

Notes: Symbo Mode, Sbarro takeover, food court boroughs, Cranky Gotti, Stankonia shirts, Carnage Threehorns, KFC riots, cum Monopoly, Hell Homer’s The Wind Rises, Iizuka stanning, Blood & Gore, Sonic’s dinar revaluation, lobster rearing, Welcome to Morrowind

It’s Christmastime in Dwegonland and all of the dwegons are jerking off to PBS. Can Alan defend Russ against murder charges in dwegon court? Will they be able to dweg off in time to celebrate Feliz Yaoidad?

Notes: Chinly Fourhorns, dweg anon, Big Lord Fauntleroy, D’Angelo’s Pizzeria, big ol pepperonis, pizza flasher, Russ’s Billy Joel scheme, Echo the barn owl, King Kai BDSM, bunyip creepypasta, shredded judges

You've all been asking for it, so we finally did it. We recorded a live commentary of the hit film Dwegons & Leprechauns with our good friends Ravi (@goomvi) and Erika (@rikisenapai) at their house.

Alan flew across the country to record an episode in a Portland sewer with Russ and his best friend Waste. And hoo boy, are you in for a treat.

Warning: the audio is a bit rougher than usual since we recorded this at Russ’s kitchen table and not our usual setups. A few table knocks here and there.

Notes: Waste and the Grimace guts, Beasthood, rat kings, escape rooms, Nosey Threehorns’s organ trafficking, Andrew Diced Clay and Andrew Dice Gay, whopperito, the return of Lil Shrimp, Alan’s Zooted Zoombini Adventure, FGC Timmy Turner, Russ’s Captain Caveman dreams, Rose the Cat, The Memer, improv misconceptions, Pagliacci productions, gravity training for jerking off

Gobble gobble, we’re in a Thankful mood this episode. Thankful for pizza, thankful for Sonic, and thankful for the return of one of our most popular characters.

Notes: vaping Flintstones, The King of IKEA, sudowoodo friends, a message from a close personal friend, Alan’s Entourage delusion, Ultima Lucha 4, Superwholock Dwegons, monofilament pizza, eating bidoof, the sex shop pizza dog, breakfast pizza, borrower crush studies, Bessilisk, Dexter Marapore, dry cleaning bear jamboree, Sins of the Goofy

Only Hogcast would make an episode where one of the hosts becomes a vampire after Halloween. What will these wacky quillheads come up with next?

Notes: Russ’s isekai flatlining, das vampyr, Waste’s Wonderswan, Alt-Right Beast, White Rabbit’s awful finishing move, Stan Proud, Supreme sticker pizza, Pizza to the Polls, eggwich, uhhh wifey, Blade the Cat, Hokage Trump and Barronto, Bobby’s World, Ralph Bakshi’s racist movies, Pipsy the mouse, this Pit eatin beans

Our spookiest episode to date, recorded from Waluigi’s Walloween party at his palatial Beverly Hills mansion.

Notes: Russ’s best friend Waste, Jenny Death X69, hollow weenie, cum-cum fruit, dwegon orgy, Canadian Stooges, Chad Popeye, Majin Bart, pizza stan, Eminem loves Burger King, Halloween pizza, Alan’s dream about Amy’s boobs, candy takes

We finally killed that bastard Fused Chuckie.

Correction: aardvark means “earth pig” not “earth wolf” in Afrikaans

Your pussy may be cancelled, sis, but this podcast sure isn't! Our good friend and international correspondent, Ravi (@goomvi) swings by to join us on one of our most incomprehensible episodes yet.

Notes: bug-fighting fever, Neutron Musk’s love of eating hair, Russ’s Peach Crown, Pacific Northwest Super Sonico, Yakuza Goodfeathers, Dads Are Strong, Trader Joe-san, Alexis Petals, Papa John’s immunity, Joker yoga pants

Man I wish we'd talked about 9/11 more since we're releasing this on 9/11. Maybe next year.

Notes: The Devil in the Nick Hotel, Russ’s sticky hand and Homie, Snap nut, GameStop Cash for Clunkers, Russ’s incredibly shitty stand power, Neutron Musk’s Planet Sheen obsession, John MinecraftCain, Olive Garden family court, the regina, Babydick’s Day Off, Drake’s Kiki the Hawk Challenge, Richard Cockman, thank you Diplo, Larry the Cable Guy and Deadpool