Will we finally believe goofy is f'ing dead??? Will we say goodbye to old friends? Can a certain sourpuss gamer's heart be touched? Will Demyx be there? Find out in the latest, truly most beautiful episode of this mini-series, I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ING DEAD EPISODE 3.

Theme music provided by OC Remix user Emunator on the album Esther's Dreams Esther's Dreams

It’s our birthday show babey.

Notes: Russ’s unfortunate Blippi cameo, #MyMentor, the new Suicide Squad, Russ’s visits to the burn ward, Chuck E Cheese foot fetishists, bag full of spiders, ping pong arsonist, Spider Palestine, Mora the Swallow, Kamala Harris’s loot boxes,

Hoo boy, it’s Big Game season and we’ve got our dear friend Kevin here to talk about Canadian malls and ironic curses.

Note: Sticky Fingers self suck, IKEAlbert’s Sbarro Coup, Lil Scrimp/Shrimp’s ghost tricks, ironic curses, Russ’s Gatsby pants closet, fractal dick, Russ’s Steven Universe LARPing, Alan’s illegal Beyblade mods, roombos, Funky Winkerbean, all cops are bimbos, I Love Oil, Leftist Glob Herman, Alphega the Hedgehog, Alan’s comedy mentor

We return to Kingdom Hearts to talk what might be going down in the final of the Sora trilogy. We discuss who will make it in the game (Preying for Peg Pete), who's fightin' who, and if Goofy will F#@!ING die or not!

Theme music is Simply Be-Grooved by Tetrimino on OCRemix https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03047

Professor Mickey takes the Hogcast crew on a whirlwind tour of the world of Kingdom Hearts. What is Kingdom Hearts? Who is Ansem, Seeker of Darkness? How much time does it take to actually talk about the first Kingdom Hearts? All these questions answered and more in the first official I CAN'T BELIEVE GOOFY IS F#@!ing DEAD!!!

Theme music was Hikari -KH Jazz Cover by SMES https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/494954

This week we’re all about those Hollywood days and Hollywood nights. We’ve got our pal RJ Palmer (@arvalis) on to talk about his work on Detective Pikachu and how mad the movie version of Sonic makes all of us.

Notes: Russ’s Rash, IKEAlbert’s new gig, Rocco Bocce, Do the Right Thing but Pokemon, getting an Odo, cyclops dicks, doing a Family Guy, Logan Paul Noid, iBandersnatch, At the Meat Mountains of Madness, two pizza rule, cloacal kiss, exposure

New year, new us. Russ has a symbiote now and has become an instagram thot/mafioso.

Notes: Symbo Mode, Sbarro takeover, food court boroughs, Cranky Gotti, Stankonia shirts, Carnage Threehorns, KFC riots, cum Monopoly, Hell Homer’s The Wind Rises, Iizuka stanning, Blood & Gore, Sonic’s dinar revaluation, lobster rearing, Welcome to Morrowind

It’s Christmastime in Dwegonland and all of the dwegons are jerking off to PBS. Can Alan defend Russ against murder charges in dwegon court? Will they be able to dweg off in time to celebrate Feliz Yaoidad?

Notes: Chinly Fourhorns, dweg anon, Big Lord Fauntleroy, D’Angelo’s Pizzeria, big ol pepperonis, pizza flasher, Russ’s Billy Joel scheme, Echo the barn owl, King Kai BDSM, bunyip creepypasta, shredded judges

You've all been asking for it, so we finally did it. We recorded a live commentary of the hit film Dwegons & Leprechauns with our good friends Ravi (@goomvi) and Erika (@rikisenapai) at their house.

Alan flew across the country to record an episode in a Portland sewer with Russ and his best friend Waste. And hoo boy, are you in for a treat.

Warning: the audio is a bit rougher than usual since we recorded this at Russ’s kitchen table and not our usual setups. A few table knocks here and there.

Notes: Waste and the Grimace guts, Beasthood, rat kings, escape rooms, Nosey Threehorns’s organ trafficking, Andrew Diced Clay and Andrew Dice Gay, whopperito, the return of Lil Shrimp, Alan’s Zooted Zoombini Adventure, FGC Timmy Turner, Russ’s Captain Caveman dreams, Rose the Cat, The Memer, improv misconceptions, Pagliacci productions, gravity training for jerking off