We're ringing in 2017 the only way we know how: with our favorite monster girls. Dig up the Monster Musume OVA and marvel at the uncensored boobs and butts with us. 

Hogcast becomes a high stakes techno wonderland after engaging in some powerful discourse. Prepare for danger, debauchery, and a taste of the bittersweet.

Notes: Eating a Corn of Cob w/ Strange, Bagel Bites Protein Style, Alan hates horny robots!, the Zentai Suit airport, Holographic Pickels are called Pixels, Alan’s sick new kicks, the Tortilla Roll Up, Duneald Trump and BannonPulse, Let It Be (Off Air), Melania is not an archetypical farm girl, our pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode.

Corrections: Russ was thinking of Blankman and Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.

Oh man, politics, am I right?

Notes: The Nintendo Cinematic Universe, Reagan the Forbidden One, Chris Kyle’s Walmart savings, Pentagon DARK, Bangin’ on a Trash Can, pizza that ass, The Duke of Doubt, our Sonic Boom torture begins anew, ironic Simpsons deaths, a horrible alt-right tude, PBS Idea Man Underground, sexual power

We’ve been busy working for the man and Russ’s computer died immediately after this recording, but nothing will stop us from producing fresh content. Especially now that we’ve gotten into the money laundering game.

We're back with our friend Sabrina (@hinikuna_damacy) and this week we're wild about tulpas. Are we tulpas? Is Sonic a tulpa? None of us can really say for sure.

Notes: Bubsyshock, welcome to all of our new tulpas listeners, Pizza Murder and the Zatriots, Yahtzee and Kakarot the Homestuck characters, the secret to a woman’s heart, what a yuri world

Hey, satire is all about EDGE, and if there's anything Sonic, Pizza, and this pizza contest have in common, it's that we ALL got edges here. That's right eggheads: this is all satire, and if you thought it wasn't, well, you're looking like a bit of a goon now. Nerd.

The boys go corporate this week as they escape to the city? Or from the city? Either way, the decadence of Rome must be reborn.

Notes: DMs and the secret origin of the Hogcast, escapefromthe.city, the revenge of #teamfeet, The Praetorian Guard, Squibbons and the Mega-Squid, you brexit you buy it, /r/bluehog, who is Jon Galt and why did he drink my Diet Red Bull?

Corrections: Red Bull actually began in Thailand

Country mouse Russ Walsh moves to the big city and fast talkin' Alan Black tries to show him the ropes. Heartwarming laughter and family fun ensues as these two knuckleheads try to make it on their own.

Beloved guest, the twitter famous @weepysweetmonty, returns to the podcast. Immediately, everything turns gross.

It’s a special Anime Expo episode recorded face-to-face in Los Angeles with our dear friends Harry (@Nicomakibesto) and Lenore (@kombucha_kid). Listen and pretend you’re sitting in our hotel room while we shout over these poor, poor Brits.

Notes: an update on #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Lenore’s juggalo identity, Cuck Is The New Gay, Russ’s Love Live Sunshine theory, marmalad, Andrew Weapons & Knives, Lil Dice, our hot ‘sclusie, Mike the Extremehog, Russ’s awful Smudgeway Sandwich