UPDATE: This is an April Fool's joke that's been grafted to this feed for all eternity. Don't listen to it.

That's right folks, bonus episode! We're going for a new format here, minus one of the regular hosts, but a special guest! Get ready to laugh, this definitely isn't an april fools bit!

Our 64th episode and we don't reference that greasy little grey Nintendo Box once. Instead, we discuss intellectual things like Kurt Vonnegut, and Mitosis. Specifically we refer to it is as Mah Toesies.

Notes: being volcel protects you from damage, the langolier and the honeycomb man, sword art on lean is still funny, Cars 3 is Logan, Back to the Barnyard Dark Timeline, the irony of tombstone pizza, the large chested prohibition women of St. Louis, Bruno and Baseball Boy team up, why Alan loves Mitosis.

Okay, I'm gonna admit this now, I'm writing this after hitting the gym late at night. My lats are torn, my shoulders ripped, it's rough. But baby the BURN is worth it.

Notes: Custom PC Vaping rig digital e-juices, #notmygoddess, fast food top 5, Shirley Temple retire bitch, Alan identifies with Baby and Unkarr Plutt, French fry hating dickhead OC, Adam’s Family’s Subtitles, ironic nude/sincere nude exchange rate.

The best idea for a podcast is to record an episode on the day of the big game and release it a week later so it's very relevant and well thought out.

Notes: Spanked by the invisible hand! The quest for the Pizza Rolls, non-ironic discussion of the Naked Chicken Chalupa, the blood that will be feeding you, water comas, inhibitor ring excuses, I am the Neg man!

In an especially large, beefy episode of Hogcast, the boys basically discuss anything and everything. I swear to god we have a google doc, we just decide it wasn't important this week.

Notes: Russ is losing his job, alternative Mario timelines, Meatcraft, Squid’s Guantanamo beef, an in-depth look at the cast of Rocket Power, the first fetish, we spend too much time talking about the Duckiverse, a desperate bid for Vice attention, Alan doesn’t deny we’re friends for the first time (pay close attention) [Note from Alan: I was too busy looking at nudes to pay attention to what Russ was saying and deny it], 100% clean comedy about Streaky the Supercat.

We're ringing in 2017 the only way we know how: with our favorite monster girls. Dig up the Monster Musume OVA and marvel at the uncensored boobs and butts with us. 

Hogcast becomes a high stakes techno wonderland after engaging in some powerful discourse. Prepare for danger, debauchery, and a taste of the bittersweet.

Notes: Eating a Corn of Cob w/ Strange, Bagel Bites Protein Style, Alan hates horny robots!, the Zentai Suit airport, Holographic Pickels are called Pixels, Alan’s sick new kicks, the Tortilla Roll Up, Duneald Trump and BannonPulse, Let It Be (Off Air), Melania is not an archetypical farm girl, our pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode.

Corrections: Russ was thinking of Blankman and Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.

Oh man, politics, am I right?

Notes: The Nintendo Cinematic Universe, Reagan the Forbidden One, Chris Kyle’s Walmart savings, Pentagon DARK, Bangin’ on a Trash Can, pizza that ass, The Duke of Doubt, our Sonic Boom torture begins anew, ironic Simpsons deaths, a horrible alt-right tude, PBS Idea Man Underground, sexual power

We’ve been busy working for the man and Russ’s computer died immediately after this recording, but nothing will stop us from producing fresh content. Especially now that we’ve gotten into the money laundering game.

We're back with our friend Sabrina (@hinikuna_damacy) and this week we're wild about tulpas. Are we tulpas? Is Sonic a tulpa? None of us can really say for sure.

Notes: Bubsyshock, welcome to all of our new tulpas listeners, Pizza Murder and the Zatriots, Yahtzee and Kakarot the Homestuck characters, the secret to a woman’s heart, what a yuri world