The boys are back with a special pre-Valentines Day show. Unfortunately, we're awful people so we just talked about cum and comic book characters instead of love.

Notes: Minion jizz, Archie Fates, Kanye symbiotes, Doop, Cherry Popping Daddies, why Russ is afraid of women, Papa John’s The World, the Sega Cinematic Universe, a shitty tude, the divergent Sonic timeline, Twee Basketball,

This week our long-time friend Wes (aka. WeJo aka @WesTheHero) drops by to talk shop and grace us with his delightful Southern drawl.

Notes: Howard the Duck vs. Doctor Who, The 'Za Tower, Scratchin Grubs, Flippin’ ‘Clix, Chaluppie, Jeeves and Wooster and House, Roald Dahl is an anti-semetic fetish fuel, The tragedy of the Vampire, Pizza hut loves the knot, Burgerman chronicles, Cat Dog Canon, The Skittles Diet, when humans have Sonic hands, Wa Brother Politics, Respect my dad!

The Quillheads face the greatest danger of all this this week with guest @SamCB_. It's a harrowing tale filled with danger and fear that you are NOT going to want to miss.

Notes: The Decadence of Rome must be returned to the ring, Alan’s new Escape Artist training, Banksy’s youtube channel, Ozzy and Drix Minute, The Daddy Pizza, the truck doesn’t have to fly! Pocket Foley Gnomes, The Feet Slobs versus The Butt Snobs, Alan says the most upsetting thing on the podcast for once.

Robynne minute starts at 24:08

This week, the Quillheads learn a thing or two about brotherly love.

Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged through the mud, Dormommy and Baron Lenoredu, Smaller Taco Shreds, The Sour Creep, We’re the Death Grips of podcasts and the guy from Hella’s dick, shoebari, the betrayal of Bonzai Buddy, ruining They Might Be Giants songs.

Robynne minute starts at 39:33.

Hoo boy. This is a strange one y'all, so buckle in. We're gonna take you down to the Tangent City where the content's weird and the references to obscure Marvel characters and Russian literature are shitty.

We're kicking off 2016 the only way we know how: with our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty). Come get your fill of horny cartoon character talk and obscure Marvel Comics references for the year.

Notes: Where’s Da Fais, Dommes & Dragons, Lindsay “Imperator Furiosa” Lohan, Phil Collin’s wrestling debut, Shout out to the Isle of Lesbos, I hate The Flea, Alan hates the wind AND the willows, Little Bear’s THICC mom, Monty ruins the Robynne minute, Erin Esurance making out with Kim Possible, Gun Germs and Mayo, Sexy Monty Python food, The Noid battles ISIS,  Drake’s robot form, Russ’ favorite part of Renaissance era art, Husky lady is THICC, Sally Acorn sucks, Monty’s Ideal Abduction

Our favorite pro sniper, Robynne (@starfoxidiot), joins us to talk about boys on this very special Feliz Yaoidad episode of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. (The audio is a bit rougher than usual because Russ had to record it over Skype, but the content is some premium stuff. Trust.)

The Quillhead boys celebrate the release of the new Star Boys the only way they know how! By making a series of increasingly complicated and obscure Marvel comic book references.

Notes: Star Boys meet Ace Ventura: Transphobe, Cheating on your taxes by suplexing the client, What if Robynne joined Isis, Jazzdoming is Alan’s new dom style, Can someone make a Big Dog/MGS crossover image? Gingerbread men are like guro and vore, Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing and STOP ISIS, Insane Bane eats candy eye balls, Just Kidding Simmons versus Just Kidding Rowling, PBS Idea Man’s big break, Does Alan like skeletons?

Corrections: Russ was actually talking about the Squadron Supreme, male bees do not have stingers (I didn’t ask my dad but I looked it up online so we’re good).

That's right folks. It's been a year, a WHOLE year since we started this terrible garbage! And what a downhill slide it has been. 

NOTES: Post-PizzApocalyspe, Neveau Momming and Domming, The Russ Man’s…. WIFE??? George Jetson hires a mom off twitter, RIP Chicken Carbonara, JUST EAT THE TACO BELL STEAK, The perfect Sonic game lost to time, the crushing defeat of Sonic Boom, Weekend at Bernadettes, Black Succ Moan, We spend too much time talking about CubeBot, protect norse people, RUSS WALSH IS NOT A PIZZA FEMINIST, Sub History Month.

We explore the multiverse today on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. A multiverse filled with magic, wonder, and a tree nymph/actor named "Woody Harrelson."

Notes for this week: Fallout 4 Vape Mods, Chavo’s ancient chair of doom, My mom is upset about this podcast, Alan’s insatiable Cuck Lust, Don’t give dogs pizza, Where’s Bonzai Buddy? Alan’s legitimate noise of disgust, Dominant Os, Earth 212 aka the ViewASSkewniverse discussion like Kermit’s tiny feet and Woody Harrelson the Tree Nymph, the final fate of the Das Ratchet Boys, Genie Boys.