0-0, zero shots on target. BUT it’s the first point of the season! Whose glass is half full and whose is half empty? And once we do score, what will be the next stick to beat Tottenham with? Welcome back also to Spurs Women, the one team that’s good for our mental health. Watching Kirsty Hanson score for instead of against us feels just as good as we imagined.

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FINALLY, they’re back: it’s your Spurs Women 26/27 Season Preview! There’s a lot riding on this season and a LOT of big questions to answer. Will we finally end the yo-yo curse? Who’s putting the WSL on notice? When and how will Michelle Kang be stopped? Come sit with us and find out!

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You guys aren’t gonna believe this, but we played NEWCASTLE at HOME and we lost! What are the odds! Lauren and Rosa exhale deeply, and discuss another dispiriting, goalless loss. Do we just have to hang in there? (Yes.) Mateus Fernandes, though. He’s quite special isn’t he.

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Where should we place Brentford 3 Tottenham 0 on a scale of Serge Aurier doing 3 (THREE) foul throws to Hugo breaking his arm as he falls into his own net? Where does Van Hecke’s first outing for Tottenham sit in the pantheon of WOAT debuts? And why in the name of unnecessary long haul flights does the new season look EXACTLY like the old one? Welcome back, Tottenham Hotspur. You really shouldn’t have.

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Welcome to your Hometown Glory Season Preview! Lauren, Rosa and Tom make all the important calls including, but not limited to: top scorer; fewest appearances; number of home wins; subject of the next fan culture war. We’re as ready as we’ll ever be. COYS!

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We are BACK…whether we want to be or not. Rosa and Lauren dust off the mics to review the friendlies, assess the transfer window, and celebrate Kulu’s apparent miraculous return from the dead. But why is Johan Lange still here?

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End of season awards, but unironically: it’s a Spurs Women celebration! Join us as we pay tribute to the team that actually showed up week after week this season, and saved our sanity in the process. All your faves are here: the goals, the games, the players, the intriguing Martin Ho fashion choices. Plus! Our non-exhaustive wish list for next season. Hurry back, ladies, we miss you already.

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It’s your Hometown Glory end of season awards! Kind of. Because apart from us, the fans, for surviving this diabolical, disgusting, never to be mentioned in polite society again season from hell, who or what could possibly deserve a prize?

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Is it possible to literally die of relief? It went down to the wire, but Tottenham Hotspur are - somehow - still a premier league club. God bless Kevin Danso, Toni Kinsky, and the fans of this beautiful, absurd football club, who never gave up 💙, and may Satan find a place in hell for the celebration police and for whichever official “accidentally” had some trouble with their headset.

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Here we are then. Potentially our last podcast in the premier league. One more game. One more point. Help us to believe.
Spurs Women did what they needed to do, and more, with a final day victory at Brighton including a Toko Koga golazo that reminded us of how beautiful football - and even Tottenham - can be.
See you on the other side. Lord have mercy on us all.

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