Honestly? Hell Yeah

It's the very case that single-handedly killed Nancy Grace and put her in the ground just so that she could roll in her grave when the verdict came down. That's right, people, we're talking about the one and only American Murder Mystery: Casey Anthony. It's a notorious story plagued with Orlando trash, first names as last names, a missing toddler, hot body contests, Universal Studios event planning, a greasy bus-stop lawyer, an inept jury of our peers, and so much more. In true Honestly? Hell Yeah fashion, we get shitty wasted on dry ice cocktails and relentlessly establish what everybody has already known for the better part of a decade. Tune in!

"PASSION, LUST, BETRAYAL. THE MOST SEXUALLY CHARGED CASE IN HISTORY." These are just some of the subtle descriptors used by Discovery ID to detail the complicated case of Jodi Arias: An American Murder Mystery. Join us as we travel into personally uncharted territory, exploring for the first time the story of star-crossed lovers, Jodi Arias and Travis Alexander. And let us tell you, this story has got it all: Mormonism, murder, MLMs, the newly-obligatory weekly Christmas song, lukewarm phone sex, thin bangs, EVERYTHING. In other words, we're HORNY, we're LOVIN' IT, and IT'S PURE PORN! Tune in!

In a highly unadvised and unsolicited move, for the month of March, we are regrettably diving head first into the true crime podcast cess-pool. That's right, y'all, for one full month, we will be living, laughing, loving nothing but ancient true crime cases that have been dissected and discussed to within an inch of their lives (get it?) and to kick off our Murder March Madness, we are time-traveling all the way back to 2002 to discuss the Scott & Laci Peterson case. In the made-for-TV special "Scott Peterson: An American Murder Mystery," we are reminded of the tragic case of a deeply pregnant Laci Peterson who unexpectedly goes missing on Christmas Eve. With no leads, witnesses, or clues as to where she could have gone and why, the public turns its eye to her no-good, low-down, golfin', cheatin', lyin' ass Republican of a husband, Scott. Join us as we channel our inner Nancy Grace and offer some hearty and unwelcome opinions on this 20-year old case. We are not a true crime podcast! Tune in!

The saga continues as we attempt to swim through the chummy waters of the case brought against Michelle Carter with regards to the role she played in the death of her boyfriend, Conrad Roy. In Part I, the prosecution painted a dark picture, describing Michelle as a femme fatale, hell-bent on texting her fake boyfriend to death so that her softball team would feel bad for her. In Part II of I Love You, Now Die, we open our hearts to the defense of Michelle, understanding that she, herself hardly survived the relationship she had with Conrad, battling her own mental illnesses, insecurities, and crushing pressure of isolation. Join us as we try our best to extrapolate even one single LoL from a story that frankly brings us no joy. In other words, come for the riveting story of love and loss as it relates to the law, stay for the one lousy pun we managed to squeeze out as it relates to a father and son both named "Conrad Roy." Tune in!

The actions of teenagers are complicated; they are always embarrassing, often times confusing, and sometimes even tragic. In I Love You, Now Die Part 1, we hear the case against 17-year-old Michelle Carter after being accused of "texting her boyfriend to death" (legally speaking) when hundreds of texts surfaced after the suicide of her 18-year-old boyfriend, Conrad Roy. In the texts, Michelle relentlessly and ruthlessly encourages her boyfriend to take his own life until he finally does, which sends the streets and the courts of Massachusetts into a tailspin trying to navigate the profound emotional impact of this particular case as it interacts with the law, or lack thereof. Despite her disturbing behavior, was Michelle actually guilty of any crimes? Join us as we begin to unpack this troubling case of teenage humiliation and tragedy, once again pass the BAR with flying colors with precise and accurate understandings of the law, chum swap with boat jocks, and so much more! Tune in to part one of two!

It's a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme, and this weekend we have a real Beauty & the Beast situation on our hands. In Crazy Love, stunning beauty and all-around enchanting Linda Riss is relentlessly and pathetically pursued by Burt Pugach (pronounced "pew-gash"…ugh) who is, by all accounts, the ugliest, shadiest, most deceitful man in the world. And although it seems that it would be easy to resist the advances of a beast like Burt, Linda finds herself swept off her feet, dazzled by his money and profound mommy issues. However, when Linda grows tired of Burt's unforgivable antics and leaves him for good, he does everything he can to win her back, including the grand gesture of hiring two goons to ambush his beloved Linda and throwing acid into her eyes, permanently disfiguring and blinding her…but their love story doesn't end there. Join us as we reconcile how low our bar for romance is, how easily swayed we could be by really any amount of money, and how attracted we are to the ugliest man alive. Tune in!

In our inaugural Patreon episode, we're opening the vault to discuss one of the most coveted and influential bodies of work to ever come out of the golden age of reality television: season 1 of Flavor of Love! We are instantly transported to a simpler time when mansions made out of play-dough seemed impressive, and all a young lady had to do to achieve the love & affection of an aging hype man is leave her entire life behind, move into a house with a wild pack of idiot bitches, decorate a hot tub or two, and never wear a conventional blouse again! Please join us as we acquaint ourselves with with these truly iconic pioneers of televised romantic competition!

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It was a story that captivated the nation: In 1995, a beautiful teacher would engage in a torrid love affair with her underage student, and though it had been told before through the discerning musical stylings of Van Halen, no one was quite ready to navigate the complicated nuances of the relationship between Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Falaau. Through coveted interviews and expert storytelling, American Scandals host Barbara Walters reminds us of the convoluted tale of a married 34 year old mother & teacher who groomed her 12 year old student, had two of his children, and went to prison for 7 years for her transgressions. And while we were wringing our grubby little hands with excitement as what was considered to be juicy '90s tabloid smut unfolded, hindsight is 20/21 as Jen & Danielle unravel the twisted web woven by an unabashed child predator. After a brief hibernation, they're back baby, and more feral than ever. Tune in!

From childhood, one of the greatest wonders of the world was the magic of Santa Claus, and his ability to be everywhere and anywhere at any time. In adulthood, one of the many burdens of truth lies within the knowledge that Santa Claus is really just a bunch of geriatrics getting paid to LARP as a fictional entity. In I Am Santa Claus, the velveteen curtain is pulled back to share some tricks of the trade as we follow a year in the life of 4 professional (and 1 surprising amateur) Santa Claus cos-players, and it's both everything and nothing that you would expect. Swaddle yourself in the holiday spirit and join us as Jen joins the Fraternal Brotherhood of Real Bearded Santas, Danielle sixty-nines with Michigan (not as sexy as it sounds), we all learn a thing or two about combining orgies with hot buffets, and so much more! Tune in for some exciting news, stay for the LoLs! Happy ho-ho-ho-holidays!