This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow.

In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and not our reflection.

Our very scientific sponsor this week: The Anti-Aging Suppository™ — it’s totally natural, easy to insert, and may cause side effects such as broken headboards, leakage, and being a bad boy. (Spoiler: it’s a p*nis.)

After the break, we hear from our listeners and dive into a spontaneous round of F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, because nothing says emotional maturity like ranking people you’ll never meet.

🎧 Tune in for horror, humor, and at least one conversation we’ll regret later.

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