Bump and Stacy react to what Mariners president of baseball operations Jerry Dipoto said about the imperfect first half of the Mariners season, the lack of hitting, and the problem with strikeouts, they give you their thoughts on the future of MLB umpires and NBA expansion in Headline Rewrites, they look at how Caleb Williams has changed the NFL, and they hear Bump rant against Quarterbacks, Enzo Fernandez, and internet trolls in Get off my Lawn!