A new audit of Washington’s DCYF came back with mixed results. Texters send in their best excuses to get out of going to the Tulip Festival. A Seattle sports bar owner confronted thieves after a break-in. // LongForm: GUEST: Former Washington State Representative Robert Sutherland explains why he's ditching the Evergreen State for Idaho. // Quick Hit: Sheriff Derek Sanders blasts TCSO hiring critics, says department rejects nearly 3 in 4 screened applicants.