House Sadness

Well cut.it.out. they are back again and this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a prehistoric/futuristic buddy cop trailer, then play some clips from their “Other Podcast Ventures”, I knew these dipshits had been up to something in the downtime between the switch of hosts, but I never would have guessed it was as butts as this!! And of course it all comes to an end as they have trouble trying to “Name That Episode” but this time it is because Casey’s past self had some real heckin’ shit to say.

Darn it, we are back with another episode. And this time around the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “60 Seconds of…” Nicolas Kim Coppola celebrate becoming a vampire, then bring back the one and only Johnny Whit for another segment of “Whits and Giggles”, and they have trouble when they try to “Name That Episode” but this time it is because Whit is too quotable and there should be eight to forty different titles based on his segment, but instead they agree to mash two up and end up with a title that is BIG AND NATURAL. It is good to hear Johnny survived his 40th bday, and even better to hear that he is somehow aging backwards, at least in his voice. The boi sounds silkier than a pile of silk in a whale tank filled with silks instead of water for the whales.

The last episode made us both feel a little weird, just didn’t quite seem like we were on our game. This episode the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” what to do if you ever Lose a Tooth, read some of our “Notepad Rejects” that were actually all true, and have a lil trouble, YET AGAIN, when then try to “Name That Episode” and end up with yet another underwhelming title. Hopefully this redeems what we did the previous episode, and once again we are terribly sorry that we keep making episodes. See you next week sadsacks.

Behhhhhhhh, this epsiode is weird and slow and blehhh. This week the bois, SLOWLY, talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” a Lisa Frank commercial, read out some “Notecard Secrets” that were actually all true, and have a lil trouble, YET AGAIN, when they try and “Name That Episode.” And SOMEHOW this lasted as long as it did. What the actual cocky pop did we do here? Who knows, we all die…hopefully soon.

HOT DIGGITY DOG! The bois cumming at you HORD with a BONEUS EPISODE! In this, seemingly, themed episode the fellers can’t seem to wash the GREASE off themselves. Starting off with some “WFM’s” from the past, listening to “60 Seconds of…” an iPana Toothpaste Commercial, then get all sticky when they can’t seem to figure out “How Does that Song Go”, they try and shake it off with “60 Seconds of…” Koreans singing a song that seems awfully familiar, they try and move forward after the break but just can’t seem to get this gall dern song out of their heads, they continue wondering “How Does that Song Go”, at this point they are just too frustrated, so they take another break with “30 Seconds of…” a parody commercial for a bank, and after this breakthey are just fed up with everything and cum very close to just hanging it all up. Casey may be done with House Sadness for good, Jacob seems like he is hanging by a thread, which definitely won’t support his body weight for much longer. Is this the end of House Sadness the Podcast??? Tune in next week to find out…

Oh boy, Oh boy, (sigh), sorry to say, but we are back again. This week the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “60 Seconds of…” a familiar Budweiser commercial, read and act out some of the “Cold Opens” they wrote for television, hear “30 seconds of…” a Cascade Commercial featuring Charlie Day, discuss what they learned from their “Fetish Challenge”, and have a lil trouble when they “Name That Episode.” Feels so warm and moist to be back. My neck, my back…

Oh boy, Oh boy, (sigh), sorry to say, but we are back again. This week the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “60 Seconds of…” a Miss Cleo commercial, hop in their “Time Machine” and have some words with Bugs Bunny, hear “30 seconds of…” Dis is Trey, share some “Notepad Rejects”, and don’t actually take all that long to “Name That Episode.” Feels so warm and moist to be back. My neck, my back…

Hey, hello, howdy. We is back once more, laughing at farts, queefs and other inappropriaties. This week the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, hear “30 Seconds of…” what’s coming up on ABC, introduce Climacophilia as the “Fetish Challenge”, hear “30 seconds of…” Jacob’s favorite pizza from Pizza Hut, chime in on some “If You Had To’s”, and don’t actually take all that long to “Name That Episode.” Feels so warm and moist to be back. Kiss my grits.

Still here, sorry, bringing the sadness with another episode. This week the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who definitely “WFM’s”, spend “30 Seconds of…” learning about why the Ninja Turtles hate drugs, reveal some “Notecard Secrets”, and finally call back to a story from the beginning when they “Name That Episode.” Feels so warm and moist to be back.

Back again, we are not going anywhere, bringing the sadness with another episode. This week the bois talk about some more lovely ladies who are definite “WFM’s”, ask if either knows exactly “How Does That Song Go?”, reveal some “Notepad Rejects”, and finally get a bit confused when they “Name That Episode.” Feels so warm and moist to be back.