How To Do Everything with Tommy Dassalo

I'm up in Brisbane this weekend so I made time to catch up with EMMA HOLLAND and RHI DOWN! It's a VERY loose one this week as we chat about pregnancy, Emma's friendship with Lisa McCune, pretending to be a tour guide, starting fights at the park and heaps, heaps more!

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This week I'm joined by LUKA MULLER and ALEX WARD! Luka busts me for having a stupid password on an old social media account, I've stayed in the world's oldest hotel, Wardy's been ripped off by a taxi driver and Luka tells us an absolute odyssey of a yarn about being driven around by a sweet older man in Vietnam.

If you're in Queensland, come and see me and Josh this weekend, working on new material. Brisbane October 18 and Cairns October 19.

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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This week I have the honour of being the catalyst for my good buddy KYLE KINANE having a full blown midlife crisis! Kyle is, for my money, one of the best comedians working right now so of course he has some thoughts on the state of the comedy landscape today. We also chat about smoking meth to get handiwork done, laughing at the worst parts of a comedy show, my recent arrival in a small town having a life-altering effect for someone from my past, and Kyle crashing a houseboat into a dock.

Kyle's always on the road so go see him if he's near you, and if he's not, check out one of his excellent specials: https://kylekinane.com/

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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From Triple J, Bang On, Spicks & Specks, and her new podcast The Moment, MYF WARHURST joins me today! We get trivial about how to make the perfect platter for a dinner party, we get deep about how to be alone and love yourself, we unearth a cringe-inducing story about one of my earliest stand-up gigs and of course: we gush about our pets. Something for everyone!

Check out Myf's new podcast The Moment, wherever you get your podcasts!

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more!

Check out Jason's Substack: https://www.newyorkcartoons.com/

And grab Scott & Jason's latest book here: https://www.jasonchatfield.com/store/signed-copy-of-youre-not-a-real-dog-owner-until

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SCOUT BOXALL has been immersed in a tonne of different interests, starting from scratch each time.

From court transcriptions where they had to listen in to juicy crime scene details, to making costumes for Live Action Role Playing, to attending clown school in France and absolutely hating it and much, much more. We also take pot shots at a few select subcultures. Sorry!

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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She's got years of experience teaching high school students How To Do things but how will BRON LEWIS fare against her greatest challenge yet: an inept 39 year old podcast host?

We get stuck into Bron's messy history of being busted bitching about someone behind their back, the double-edged sword of posting about important issues, me trying to network with Bron's husband at a star-studded event, putting off the most simple tasks and Bron fumbling her way through teaching Photoshop to Year 9s!

Check out Bron's special 'Who's Talking?' here.

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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Things go off the rails almost immediately this week with TOM BALLARD and DAVID QUIRK! We interrogate how judgemental the skateboarding community is and ponder the great philosophical question of "should you ever run for the train?" We also get into Tom's teenage years in the closet, the nightmare scenarios we've heard about sleepovers, and try to figure out if there's any Amish people with ADHD.

Check out Tom's play JKS, October 1 - 5 at Melbourne Fringe: tickets.

See Quirk's show The House That Was Never Built in Hobart on September 10: tickets.

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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Here's this month's tasting plate of bonus episodes, featuring: BEN RUSSELL, KIRSTY WEBECK, JOSH EARL, JORDAN BARR, URVI MAJUMDAR, BEN LOMAS & TIM HEWITT

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This week I'm joined by ACTUAL Italian SONIA DI IORIO to learn about doing stand-up in Italian, in Italy, and playing the flute for the Pope. We also chat about my recent fashion crimes, the logic behind anxiety dreams, and struggling to find birthday cards.

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Check out Tommy's short travel documentary Sketchy Memory on Youtube

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